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Books: Excerpt from Carrie Rollwagen’s ‘The Localist’

Sunday, November 23, 2014 by Wade Kwon

Carrie Rollwagen, The Localist

Photo: Cary Norton

The following chapter is an excerpt from Birmingham author Carrie Rollwagen’s new book, “The Localist” [aff. link]. She is co-owner of Church Street Coffee and Books, a copywriter and fellow blogger. I featured my friend Carrie in my first book, “The Social Media Stars of Birmingham.”

She discusses the new economic reality, the power of corporations and the importance of shopping locally.

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Neon Jelly Bracelets, Big Hair and the American Dream

I’m a child of the ’80s, and as a kid, I really bought into everything the decade stood for: the commercialism and capitalism and neon, but also this crystallization of the American Dream, this sense that things could keep getting better and people would keep getting richer, and the only thing I had to do to be part of that success was to keep striving and fighting and working hard.

I started giving up on unlimited financial success a few years ago for religious reasons (Jesus would’ve made a terrible stockbroker), but anyone who didn’t have that same epiphany was forced out of their Reagan goggles anyway when our national — and global — economy collapsed. We haven’t hit Depression and Dust Bowl levels of poverty, but we aren’t doing so great either. Lots of people lost their jobs and couldn’t find new ones. Lots of people had to downsize and give up their houses and cars and dreams when their credit collapsed. Lots of people worked really hard and gave their bootstraps a really good tug and landed on the wrong side of a welfare line anyway.

News outlets love to broadcast about the financial meltdown, and bloggers like to write about how they’re affected by it. Every generation seems to think it’s got the best claim on being the worst treated by the economic collapse: The Greatest Generation saw its pensions and investments disappear. Baby boomers expect to lose social security and say goodbye to early retirement. Generations X and Y can’t advance in our jobs and don’t know what to do if we lose them. And Millennials grew up expecting financial security that may never materialize. We all have valid reasons for feeling tricked. But maybe it’s time we stopped feeling sorry for ourselves.

The financial collapse wasn’t something most of us, regardless of generation, expected. But maybe we should have. Economic systems naturally rise and fall, and it’s never wise to think their positive momentum will continue forever. For some reason, we all ignored that, and we set up our lives as if we’d only get more prosperous and hard times would never come and we’d become progressively richer and happier forever. We were living our lives like we were in an ’80s music video, where the music was loud and the hair was big and the bad times would be as short as the skirts. It’s a lot of fun to think that way. It’s why I liked to think that way as a little kid.

But maybe it’s time we grow up. Maybe we should admit to ourselves that life is full of ups and downs and to start looking at prosperity, at least partially, as a chance to save up for hard times ahead. We’ve been trained to think growing up is the worst thing of all, but I’m thinking maybe it isn’t. Acting like an adult can suck, but it can also be really exciting and freeing. It can also help us mature into people that we like being, developing personalities and economies that grow out of our choices instead of the choices that are made for us. Being less naïve and selfish with our finances and, instead, opening our eyes for the good of our community, and even our country, might just make our lives better, safer, and more of a stable place to land. Is creating that kind of world, that kind of economy, a lot of responsibility? Sure. But it could also be pretty incredible.

The things we dreamt about in the ’80s aren’t necessarily naïve or unreasonable (okay, maybe flying cars were). In general, it’s okay to want prosperity for our country. It’s okay to hope our government can provide for things like building interstates and defending us in a war. It’s understandable to want good, safe neighborhoods for our kids to grow up in. And it’s okay to be patriotic, to want a strong nation. But to do that, we need money in our budgets, both local and national. We need an economic system that rewards innovation and creativity. We need to understand what our money does, and how it can help.

It’s no wonder we have a tough time grasping these issues of global finance and macroeconomics when we don’t even have a clear understanding of microeconomics, or even of personal finance. We know how to spend money, but that’s about where our comprehension ends. Most of us don’t even see a real connection between how much we earn and how much we spend — hence our dependence on credit — so how can we be expected to have a grasp on higher economics and how they effect our communities, our states or our country? The good news is, these issues aren’t really complicated; the math involved is pretty much on the elementary school level: The more money we give our local shops, the more we keep in our communities; and the more we give big box stores, the more we lose. The way we spend our money makes a difference. It’s our right, and maybe our responsibility, to be sure we spend it well.

What Came First, the Chicken or the Boycott?

Some families aren’t allowed to talk about religion and politics at the dinner table, but in my house we weren’t encouraged to talk about much else. (I’m guessing that’s unsurprising if you’ve read this far.) We were like the Kennedys, if the Kennedys were working class Midwesterners who quoted Bible verses instead of philosophers. My dad felt that important subjects were the only ones worth talking about, so politics and religion were at the top of his conversation list. Dad might not be the most inoffensive choice for a dinner party invite, but he’s right about one thing: At its root, politics is personal. Our laws and lawmakers effect real people every day, and the fact that we see politics as more of a sport or a circus is both a symptom of our political mess and part of the problem itself.

Maybe we can’t stop corporations from becoming a part of our political process, but we can “vote” with our money when we agree or disagree with what they do. When we know a company treats its workers badly or supports a cause we’re against, we have a responsibility to stop buying from them. Hobby Lobby and Chick-fil-A have a few things in common: They’re both owned by Christians, they’re both closed on Sundays, and they’ve both been boycotted in the last couple of years, not for closing on Sundays (although I’ve known some waffle fry devotees who’ve gone almost that far), but for putting money and company policy behind controversial political issues.

Hobby Lobby sued to win the right to avoid funding certain types of birth control (particularly the types which the company’s leadership feel are not contraception but early abortion) for their employees. Chick-fil-A executives were shown to be funding organizations that created and distributed anti-gay propaganda. The Chick-fil-A story is so interesting not just because of the boycott that started when people found out that the nugget money was going toward “re-education,” but also because of the “buy-cott” that sprung up in response when Chick-fil-A supporters headed to the fast food restaurant in droves to prove through purchasing that they supported Chick-fil-A and its chosen stance.

The issues at play in the Hobby Lobby and Chick-fil-A examples — abortion, contraception and gay rights — are complex and polarizing. What’s clear is, when we spend money at these businesses, we’re supporting more than crochet supplies, glue guns and chicken biscuits. When we buy things we’re putting money behind the causes the business supports. That means we have an obligation to use our purchasing power to support the things we believe in and to withhold our money from companies that we disagree with. Treating individuals (or corporations) who exercise their free speech differently is not the job of the government — but it is our job as citizens and as consumers. If you’re pro-choice, it’s hypocritical to buy yarn from Hobby Lobby, and if you support gay rights, it’s best to learn to live without the waffle fries. That’s how we exercise our free speech as individuals. That’s how we send messages to the companies we do business with — in the language of money, the only language they understand.

‘We have an obligation to use
our purchasing power to support
the things we believe in and to
withhold our money from
companies that we disagree with.’

This goes beyond companies who take religious or political stances. We can also financially punish companies that engage in deceptive practices, that treat their employees badly, that serve food they know is unhealthy. When we disagree, it makes sense to boycott a certain company and its parent corporation.

Sometimes, of course, this is easier said than done. It may not be practical (or even possible) to boycott huge companies like Kraft or Apple or to avoid repeat offender Monsanto. When we take stands like this, it can feel like we’re throwing pebbles at a giant without even having a decent slingshot on our side. (All our slingshots are made of cheap plastic in China now, so they’re not likely to stand up to a good giant-slaying anyway.) But this idea that our purchases don’t matter is just a lie. Even the small spending is meaningful. Even the waffle fries make a difference. We may not be able to avoid buying from big box stores or from offensive corporations all of the time, but that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t avoid buying from them when we know about their abuses. Big corporations have the power to destroy other people, to influence public policy, and to put local shops out of business only because we don’t speak out against them, either with our speech or with our money. That silence is hurting us, and it’s a problem we have the power to stop.

Corporations Are(n’t) People, Too: Politics, Power and Personhood

Some people say Americans have loud mouths. (By some people, I mean the rest of the world.) Freedom of speech is pretty important to us, and we exercise it often, both for big and important things like political debates and for silly things like blogging about the Kardashians. With few restrictions, we can pretty much say whatever we want. Ideally, we combine our freedom of speech with the responsibility to use it wisely, but even when we don’t, we’re still protected. Our liberty makes us annoying sometimes, but it also makes us powerful and free.

Unfortunately, our Supreme Court has cheapened our freedom of speech with a bad decision in the Citizens United case, allowing corporations to give money to political candidates in the name of free speech. This ruling manages to slap us twice, equating corporations with people and giving money the same considerations as speech. Now the battle for what’s important about our humanity is being fought, not just in the corporate boardroom, but in the courtroom as well. Somehow, the same court that can’t decide conclusively when a fetus becomes a person has decided to give Fortune 500 companies that title.

Treating corporations as people and money as speech is more than creepy. (Although it certainly is that — clearly, the justices don’t read science fiction, or they’d know that personifying inanimate objects and monetary systems leads to some pretty nasty business.) Equating a business to a human life cheapens our humanity. This isn’t just semantics: Elevating a business to the level of a person sends the message that corporate needs are just as important as a person’s, and they certainly are not.

Corporations are not people. They don’t breathe, love, create or feel. We should reject Citizens United not just because of common sense, but also because corporate decisions are made, not with reason, but with money. Publicly traded corporations are legally obligated to report to and to produce profits for their shareholders. The system is rigged at its foundation to favor money above all, and a system like that shouldn’t have a voice in our political process. Money may be the language that corporations speak, but equating it with actual, literal speech and giving it the same freedoms is dangerous. It sets us up to be a country where people who have wealth have more voice, are more likely to be listened to, and are more likely to be taken seriously. That’s exactly the kind of country our founders escaped and tried to avoid becoming. We should not let the “we the people” that’s so important and unique to us to be turned into “we, the Walmarts and the Microsofts and the Amazons.”

When the government decided certain entities were too big to fail, they also made them seem too protected to be opposed by consumers. This led to an outpouring of rage known as the Occupy Wall Street movement, which saw people camping out for weeks in protest of big banks and big business. It’s easy to see what attracted these protesters, and it’s not just the Woodstock-like mix of anarchy, peace and love that seemed to develop through the weeks.

Our system, to put it mildly, is pretty messed up, and corporations gaining political influence without public transparency through the political action committees protected by Citizens United is just the beginning: Big money strong-arms our political system to the point that our individual voices feel irrelevant, and banks and corporations are not held accountable for the laws they break or the lives they destroy. Corporations inexplicably avoid prosecution when they hire illegal and immigrant labor, but individual families of immigrants seeking the American dream are torn apart and punished for our demand for cheap products and cheap labor. And a nationwide recession left almost every family struggling to get by.

On its own, shopping small won’t solve our most complicated political problems, but it might bring us closer together as communities, and it’s likely that unity would raise the current level of political discourse, creating a more civilized conversation that would help us find better solutions to our problems. Shopping locally would empower us and put more money into our local governments. It might just make us a more thoughtful people: a people who understand more about our communities. And that could put us in a better position for solving our problems and for building a better country.

The Citizens United ruling attacks America, it undermines what it means to be an American, and it chips away at our very humanity. But we can still make a stand, and we don’t even need to hang out on sidewalks with picket signs to do it. Wall Street has our money because we give it to them, and that’s something we can stop, or at least slow down, immediately. To really change Wall Street, we have to stop occupying Walmart. With our money, we can tell businesses that being a person — a real one — still matters.

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Carrie Rollwagen will hold a book signing for “The Localist” from 10 a.m. to noon Saturday at Church Street Coffee and Books, 81 Church St., Mountain Book [map]. She will have giveaways to mark the book’s debut and Shop Small Saturday.

She will have a book launch party from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Nest, 130 41st St. S., Ste. 101, Avondale [map]. The event will include free beer from Avondale Brewing Company.

For more information, visit Carrie’s events page.

“The Localist” (Nov. 2014, self-published)

Carrie Rollwagen

#sundayread for Nov. 23, 2014

Sunday, November 23, 2014 by Wade Kwon

Photo: George Redgrave (CC)

Photo: George Redgrave (CC)

My picks for #sundayread for Nov. 23, 2014:

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The latest #sundayread tweets

the age of design and wonder

Sunday, November 23, 2014 by Wade Kwon

Roaming vacuums clean
our floors while Christmas lights flash
in synch with Dokken.

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‘Muscle Shoals’ documentary returns to PBS

Saturday, November 22, 2014 by Wade Kwon

Aretha Franklin in "Muscle Shoals"

Legendary soul singer Aretha Franklin spends time in both
the town and the documentary “Muscle Shoals,”
airing next week on PBS.

The music documentary “Muscle Shoals” will air nationally on PBS for an encore run next week. The 2013 film chronicles the music, the artists and the special sound from the northwest Alabama, focusing on FAME Studios and Muscle Shoals Sound Studio.

Among the celebrated musicians are Aretha Franklin, Steve Winwood, Bono, Spooner Oldham, Mick Jagger, Gregg Allman and Percy Sledge.

The film airs as part of the “Independent Lens” series, and includes the short doc, “Waiting for a Train: The Toshio Hirano Story.” Airtimes include both Alabama Public Television’s main channel 10.1 and World channel 10.2:

  • 8 p.m. Monday on 10.1;
  • 11 p.m. Tuesday on 10.1;
  • 3 a.m. Wednesday on 10.1;
  • 6 and 11 p.m. Wednesday on 10.2;
  • 7 a.m. and 1 p.m. Thanksgiving on 10.2;
  • 1 and 11 a.m. Nov. 29 on 10.1;
  • 2 a.m. Nov. 30 on 10.1.

Video: trailer for “Muscle Shoals”

Videos: soundtrack videos for “Muscle Shoals”

In December, Wade on Birmingham will feature an excerpt from “Muscle Shoals Sound Studio: How the Swampers Changed American Music,” written by our friend Carla Jean Whitley. If you can’t wait, get the book from Amazon or iTunes [aff. links] or the Jefferson County libraries.

“Muscle Shoals”

head bugs on a king-size mattress

Saturday, November 22, 2014 by Wade Kwon

His anxieties
crept into bed with him and
took all the blankets.

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Thread alert: Best Birmingham T-shirts

Friday, November 21, 2014 by Wade Kwon

I love the recent crop of Birmingham-themed T-shirts. Maybe you need something to wear in early 30-degree weather. Or a cheap Christmas gift that doesn’t require braving Black Friday or Mauve Thanksgiving or Vermillion Wednesday.

Please note that I have no innate fashion sense, and that the tees are not listed in any particular order.

Birming ham T-shirt

Birming ham T-shirt

Birmingham = Birming + ham, by Brantoe
$23.40 from Redbubble

Birdmingham T-shirt

Birdmingham T-shirt

Birdmingham, by Brantoe
$23.40 from Redbubble

See more designs from Brantoe.

B ham T-shirt

Left, Vintage 1871 B’ham tee, $24 from Original B’ham;
right, white Original B’ham classic tee, $20 from Original B’ham.

I heart B ham T-shirt

I ❤ B’ham – ladies’ tee
$24 from Original B’ham

See more designs from Original B’ham.

Red Mountain iron ore T-shirt

Red Mountain iron ore sign
$24.95 from Big City Brand

Birmingham Bulls T-shirt

Birmingham Bulls
$24.95 from Big City Brand

Legion Field T-shirt

Legion Field
$24.95 from Big City Brand

See more designs from Big City Brand.

Lyric Theatre T-shirt

Lyric Theatre
$20 from Yellowhammer Creative

Birmingham Mountain Radio T-shirt

Birmingham Mountain Radio
$20 from Yellowhammer Creative

Made in the Magic City T-shirt

Made in the Magic City
$20 from Yellowhammer Creative

See more designs from Yellowhammer Creative.

It's nice to have you in Birmingham T-shirt

It’s nice to have you in Birmingham
$24 from Alabama Goods

See more designs from Alabama Goods.

Sweet Tea T-shirt

Sweet Tea T-shirt

Original Southern Sweet Tea Shirt
$19 from Earth Creations

Southern Wonders of the World T-shirt

Southern Wonders of the World T-shirt

Southern Wonders of the World
$19 from Earth Creations

See more designs from Earth Creations.

Sweet Home Alabama T-shirt

Sweet Home Alabama
$18 from Bourbon and Boots

See more designs from Bourbon and Boots.

Birmingham pig T-shirt

Birmingham pig T-shirt

Birming-HAM, by NuzzoCollective
$23.40 from Redbubble

See more designs from NuzzoCollective.

Sloths Furnace

Sloths Furnace, by AllanDoodles
$20 from Etsy

And because I couldn’t resist …

B Town Birmingham More Magic Than Ever T-shirt

B Town Birmingham More Magic Than Ever T-shirt

B Town: Birmingham, More Magic Than Ever
$18.95 from TruckerTeez


Did I leave out your favorite? Let me know in the comments.

the slice at the end of the meal

Friday, November 21, 2014 by Wade Kwon

Pie is good, pie is
kind, pie doesn’t judge, pie gives
joy, pie renews faith.

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Three-and-a-half Nutcrackers

Thursday, November 20, 2014 by Wade Kwon

Video: Dog auditions for “The Mutt-cracker” at Birmingham Ballet

Three dance companies are taking the stage with their variations on holiday classic “The Nutcracker” for Birmingham audiences … 

• The “Great Russian Nutcracker” from the Moscow Ballet jetés into town tonight. Two dancers form the Dove of Peace with a 20-foot wingspan; other characters include 10-foot-tall silk puppets and lifesize nesting dolls. Showtime is 7 at the Alabama Theatre downtown. Tickets are $38.60-$81.50 and available through Ticketmaster.

• Birmingham Ballet has its “Nutcracker,” too, but with an opening night twist. In addition to performances on Dec. 13 and 14, the company presents “The Mutt-cracker” on Dec. 12. Some two dozen dogs take the stage alongside humans for this special production; proceeds for that night benefit the Greater Birmingham Humane Society. BJCC Concert Hall downtown. Tickets for all performances are $27.85-$54.75 and available online.

• The Alabama Ballet offers two weekends of “George Balanchine’s The Nutcracker” at Samford University. The company is one of seven worldwide with the rights to perform this version. Audiences can shop for nutcrackers before the show and during intermission. Dec. 12-14 and 19-21 at Samford’s Wright Center. Tickets are $25-$55 and available online.

The Mutt-cracker, Birmingham Ballet

Dancers, two-legged and four-legged, take the stage
in Birmingham Ballet’s “The Mutt-cracker.”

Friday’s Fall Festivale pouring it on at Regions Field

Thursday, November 20, 2014 by Wade Kwon

Fall Festivale

Fall Festivale offers dozens of beers for attendees to sample.

Beer lovers have a new venue for sampling old favorites and new flavors: Regions Field.

The fourth annual Fall Festivale returns Friday with beers from 32 breweries, including half from Alabama. The list includes:

  • A porter (firkin with cinnamon and chocolate) from Avondale Brewing Company;
  • Oktoberfest from Cahaba Brewing Company;
  • El Gordo from Good People Brewing Company; and
  • Nilbog (American barley wine) from Trim Tab Brewing Company.

The event runs from 7 to 11 p.m. at Regions Field [map].

Tickets are $29, $39 at the door, and available online (free for designated drivers). Admission includes six pours and a souvenir glass. Free the Hops, a statewide nonprofit beer advocacy group based in Birmingham, is holding the event.

For more information, visit the festival website.

Fall Festivale

Admission includes six pours and a souvenir glass.

Fall Festivale

inside time for rex

Thursday, November 20, 2014 by Wade Kwon

The mutt padded in
and plopped down on the kitchen
floor, safe from the cold.

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both liberating and alienating

Wednesday, November 19, 2014 by Wade Kwon

No one is thinking
about you. And no one is
thinking about you.

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Movie bargains in Birmingham: 3 ways to save big

Tuesday, November 18, 2014 by Wade Kwon

Dumb and Dumber To, Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels

“Dumb and Dumber To” is one of the new releases
already discounted in Birmingham.

The holiday movie season is upon us. If you’re the ultimate cheapskate like me, you’ll be enjoying the latest Hollywood releases … around July 2015 on Blu-ray from the library. (Or possibly Redbox.)

I have three easier ways to save at the box office, whether for you and a date or a whole brood of wee watchers.

1. Wait a few weeks and see it at the “dollar theater.” That would be the Carmike 10 in Hoover. Movies are $1.50 for all ages and all showtimes, $3.50 for 3D. Who cares if everyone tweets “Interstellar” spoilers long before you see it in person …

2. See any movie for $5 on Tuesdays (like today) at the Edge 12 in Crestwood Festival Center. Same prices for kids and adults, matinee or late night. Plus, beer and wine, the kind you can buy at the concession stand and not sneak in via your personal flask. Enjoy the Filipino family drama “Edsa Woolworth.” Take in the rock documentary (or “rockumentary”) on Australian musician Nick Cave, “20,000 Days on Earth.”

Or just see “Gone Girl” for the third time.

3. Buy a discount ticket through Dealflicks [aff. link]. I’m a big fan, as it has offered low prices for some time at the Edge 12. This fall, it expanded to all the first-run Carmike houses in Birmingham: Lee Branch 15 in North Shelby County, Patton Creek 15 in Hoover, The Summit 16 and Vestavia Hills 10.

Prices vary depending on release date of the movie and showtime.

For example, the new “Dumb and Dumber To” already has a Dealflicks special for Wednesday evening at Vestavia: $10.25 for ticket and medium popcorn (usually $10.25 just for the ticket). If you wait till Monday, you can see it during matinees at the Edge for $5.60 (or $14 for ticket, large popcorn and large drink), or evening for $7.75 or $14.70, respectively. Edge tickets are regularly $7.50 for matinee and $9 for evening.

I like to think of it like buying plane tickets: prices vary based on popularity of time and cinematic destination. So check the site often for deals, availability and prices.

Did I mention that Carmike Vestavia not only has “Big Hero 6″ but also the Jon Stewart-directed “Rosewater” and the Michael Keaton acclaimed indie “Birdman”?

Save on movie tickets, and spend the loot on ugly sweaters.

Big Hero 6

The Edge 12’s $5 Tuesday includes Disney’s “Big Hero 6.”

huddled and cozy

Tuesday, November 18, 2014 by Wade Kwon

No bitter wind can
strip warmth from this campfire
as we gasp at stars.

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The Birmingham channel: The downtown scene

Monday, November 17, 2014 by Wade Kwon

A look at Birmingham in videos …

We signed a contract. From Randy and Anna.

“Now What” from the album “Songs of Peace and War.” From Andy Spain.

The Big Picture, part of the annual fund-raising drive. From the Birmingham Museum of Art.

Veterans Day parade, drone’s-eye view. From Kevin Henderson.

LightRails. From Jan-David Soutar.

Work in progress. From imean_war.

My Trucking Life: Russellville, Ark., to Braselton, Ga. From Trucker Josh Vlogs.

A look at hero:Kulture, a fund-raiser for autism nonprofit organization KultureCity. From Crooked Tree Productions.

City of Birmingham District 5 Fun Day in Railroad Park. From Crooked Tree Productions.

See St. Paul and the Broken Bones in concert.

See “A Salute to the Troops.”

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a representative will be with you momentarily

Monday, November 17, 2014 by Wade Kwon

A third of our lives
is spent asleep, a third on
the phone with support.

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