Wade on Birmingham

all is lost

Ain’t It Cool News recently had a “Lost” haiku contest to win one of four Season 1 box sets. Here are my entries. Still waiting on the results …

The numbers 4, 8,
15, 16, 23,
and 42 suck.

Mysterious isle
lulls survivors with tropic–
   LOOK OUT! POLAR BEAR!!!!

If a plane crashes
In the middle of nowhere,
Does it make sense? Wait …

Hunger, fights, monster,
Others, traps, island madness.
Worst. Junket. Ever.

Conflict. Then flashback.
Weird stuff. Then flashback again.
Ends with head scratching.

Follow Jack? Why not?
Follow Locke? Isn’t he nuts??
Follow Kate? Hell yeah.

Down the hatch we go.
“Quarantine” is for wusses.
The tribe has spoken.

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  • 3 Yips for “all is lost”

    1. Ginny
      Sunday, October 16, 2005, 1:09 pm
      1

      Is it possible
      I spend more time looking for
      the numbers than them?

      If they want to know
      the meaning of the numbers
      they should Google them

    2. Ginny
      Sunday, October 16, 2005, 1:52 pm
      2

      If I met Sawyer…
      The game they call “I never”?
      I’d change his answers

    3. Wade
      Monday, October 17, 2005, 4:08 am
      3

      Shoulda entered … I can almost taste the boxed sets. They taste like Apollo bars.

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