Wade on Birmingham

gone to pieces

Boo hoo, I did drugs
and wrote best-selling book. Worse?
I lied to Oprah.

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  • 4 Yips for “gone to pieces”

    1. Kenn
      Thursday, January 26, 2006, 5:45 pm
      1

      Shit, I thought you were making fun of me until I realized that I’ve never *met* Oprah, much less lied to her.

    2. Mrs. Tutor
      Thursday, January 26, 2006, 6:06 pm
      2

      Boy, you do not want to piss off Oprah. I’m surprised Frey still had his thumbs when he appeared on today’s show.

    3. Brooks
      Friday, January 27, 2006, 1:19 pm
      3

      The entire Bush administration can mislead a country into war, but, by golly, no one better lie to Oprah. He’s lucky he made it off that stage without getting bitch slapped a couple of times.

    4. Wade
      Friday, January 27, 2006, 5:57 pm
      4

      Good God, people, Oprah is far more powerful than some hack from Texas. Do not deny the Oprah!

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