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Archive for November, 2006

the santa cause

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

Kids, don’t ever stop
believing in magic of
holiday giving.

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Sidewalk shuffle

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

turkey

Erik Jambor, co-founder and director of the Sidewalk Moving Picture Festival, resigned today, citing changes in adminstration made by the board of directors. Jambor’s departure comes a day after the festival parted ways with Kelly Marshall, the festival’s public relations director.

Jambor, 36, said that the board had been considering changes since summer, but after limited discussion with them, decided to leave rather than cede certain responsibilities. The Birmingham native plans to return to film production and editing, jokingly adding that he has no savings after working for a nonprofit organization for nine years. Jambor added that he remains open to working with the festival once the board finalizes plans and positions.

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cole’s law

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

When I fall in love,
it will be forever … I’ll
never fall in love.

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Simply Amazing: Morocco, mo’ problems

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

The Two Pack (formerly the Six Pack, formerly the Back Pack) is on its own against the junkie models, the beauty queens and crybabies. The Birmingham team, single moms Karlyn Harris and Lyn Turk, have barely made it this far in “The Amazing Race,” finishing in the bottom half every leg.

As the four teams headed back to Africa, they raced horses and worked like mules. One of the two all-female teams will make “Race” history, but which one had enough girl power to survive the leg? Caution: (worthless) Yield ahead.
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passing of the plates

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

Turkey leftovers
still squat in corner of fridge
as pumpkin pie goes.

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Festival fixer-upper

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

city stages

City Stages is broke and broken — and has been for years. Can the downtown music festival be fixed?

In a new partnership, festival organizers have teamed with Catalyst, a grassroots Birmingham organization of young professionals, to raise $1 million by 2007. That amount would wipe out the more than $800,000 debt and restart a rainy day fund.

The effort, Sustain City Stages, faces a huge challenge: Erase a growing debt that the city’s biggest festival itself has been unable to overcome while developing a plan for growth, or as the name suggests, sustainability.

To that end, the two groups will hold a town hall from 5:30 to 7 tonight at the Birmingham Public Library, 2100 Park Place.

We offer a few questions that deserve answers.

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mayhem next month

Monday, November 27th, 2006

Who would win: Christmas,
Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Solstice
or Drunkenness Day?

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osaka connection

Sunday, November 26th, 2006

Even an ocean
can’t separate lovebirds from
two home continents.

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relative riddle

Saturday, November 25th, 2006

Is Uncle Stan gay
or just really fond of tea
and muscle-bound men?

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gift shift

Friday, November 24th, 2006

Elusive perfect
present hides among aisles of
discounted baubles.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

turkey

Have a great holiday! Shop, gorge, watch parades and/or football, snack and give thanks.

macy way

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

Airy procession
marches down streets to delight
chilly spectators.

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all at once

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Highways and airports
fill with travelers en route
to a home somewhere.

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mea gobble

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Message to turkeys:
Sorry about the slaughter,
but you taste too good.

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overheard while shoplifting

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

If you think that’s bad,
wait until you hear about
my other gallstone.

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