Models, Inc.: Don’t you forget about me
By Wade Kwon
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole hour watching “America’s Next Top Model” for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think these models are. Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
Alabama contestants Dionne Walters and Samantha Francis, along with 10 other finalists, head back to school for some tough lessons in modeling and strutting.
All the photos, after the jump …
Highlights from episode 2 of the CW reality series …
It’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social.
Jael, left, and Whitney.
Dear diary, it’s crazy here. P.S. I miss vanilla.
Such a daddy’s girl.
Miss J., from band geek …
… to schoolgirl chic.
Yeah, just like our prom date. Sigh.
Speed prowling, soon to be an Olympic sport.
Meh.
Dionne, work that prom!
Work it.
The new Charlie’s Angels.
‘Once upon a time, there were three beautiful girls who went to the modeling academy …’
The next time I have to come in here, I’m crackin’ skulls.
Sarah’s prom theme? Busting Out!
Dionne rushes for the runway.
Meek!
No, no, we said give Brittany the big trophy.
‘You’re the girl with the bad reputation.’ Umm …
Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
Bad, not in a good way.
Enh.
What we found out is that each one of us is a brain (Jael) …
… and a basket case (Jaslene) …
… and a whiny crybaby who won’t shut up the entire episode (Renee).
Could you describe the ruckus, sir? Jael bait.
Wonder if I can still try out to be a Pussycat Doll?
The best shots
One’s badass, the other’s just bad.
Bottom 2: Natasha the dense vs. Samantha the bland.
Dammit, Samantha’s going home.
Hug it out, bitch.
Don’t let the Tyra hit you in the Tyra on the way Tyra.
Next week: Makeover madness.
Did the panel make the right call? Should the judges have bid das vadanya to Natasha instead?
“America’s Next Top Model” airs at 7 p.m. Wednesdays on CW 21, repeating at 8 p.m. Sundays and available for free online.
Previously: Season premiere includes boot camp, political messages.
And next: Cue the makeovers; Renee and Brittany square off.
Also:
- Our exclusive interview with Samantha Francis
- Worth a thousand words … even more photos from “Top Model”
- Plus, Jael’s nude photos (obviously not safe for work)
- Buy this episode or the entire season.
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On the runway: more on “America’s Next Top Model.”
Saturday, March 10, 2007, 4:17 am
Natasha’s v. pretty but will definitely not last the duration. With a little practice Samantha could have won. Both my faves out in weeks one and two — I am really off my game!
Saturday, March 10, 2007, 1:41 pm
Well, you can always pull for the crazy one.
No, the other one. Not that one, the other one.
Saturday, September 4, 2010, 12:17 pm
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