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Models, Inc.: The naming of cattiness

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What happens when models pick their own names and unleash them on Hollywood’s C list? An annoyed rapper, soaked contestants and Paris Hilton?!

Yes, we’re making faces, on purpose, after Wednesday’s episode of “America’s Next Top Model,” and our weave is about to fly the coop. Plus, Montgomery’s Dionne Walters puts her best feet forward.

All the photos, after the jump …

Highlights from episode 6 of the CW reality series …

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W-H-O-L-A-H-A-Y, as in hoo-la-hay. Oh, Dionne …

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Rules for a party. Don’t forget No. 4:
Tell Nicole Hilton nothing. Nothing!

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The old dude from ‘Politically Incorrect.’

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From ‘Sister, Sister’ to just sad, sad, sad.

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Like being shot nine times wasn’t pain enough.

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She should’ve picked ‘Jaslene’ as her new model name.
Just to make her sweat.

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Benny Medina and the Tyra Factory.

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If he brings out Oompa Loompas, we’re outta here.

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Wholahay raps with Fitty.

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Jael gets the bum’s rush from 50 Cent … right into the pool.

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Jael and Natasha, dripping.
Towel, dripping with irony.

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In case you ever have a job interview
for lifeguard or submarine captain.

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Nicole Richie, you won’t tattle, will you?

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Nicole told.

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Coming soon to a SUV headrest near you:
‘Benny Medina, Not-So-Secret Agent.’

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Your challenge winner: Dionne!

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For the shoot, Dionne and the other girls pick the hair,
makeup and clothes, then show off pre-self-selected moods.
Such as ‘hood.’

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Evil!

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Ironic.

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The challenge prize: a Keds photo shoot
with Dionne’s handpicked guests, Jaslene and Whitney.

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The thrill of the feet.

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Brittany shows Tyra where the ouchy is,
as her weave commits suicide.

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‘Let’s go around the room and have everyone
tell Renee why they hate her whiny guts. Twice.’

The panel

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Red alert! Set weave to ‘self-destruct.’

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Looking good.

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What can Brown do for you?
The panel sticks Dionne with another crummy nickname.

“america’s

Sayonara, Sarah.

Can Jael win on photos alone? Will Renee shape up? Is Dionne getting better each week?

“America’s Next Top Model” airs at 7 p.m. Wednesdays on CW 21, repeating at 8 p.m. Sundays and available for free online.

Previously: Did we mention Natasha’s a mail-order bride?
And next: Acting! Plus return of models from seasons past.

Also:

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On the runway: more on “America’s Next Top Model.”

4 Yips for “Models, Inc.: The naming of cattiness”

  1. Ginny
    Saturday, April 7, 2007, 2:03 am
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    No comment on Miss Jay’s take on Wholahay?

  2. Wade
    Saturday, April 7, 2007, 4:01 pm
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    Whaddaya want, a transcript??

    Miss J. says something about don’t end up being no “Wholahay Jones.” (Too ghetto.)

    Heck, I didn’t even mention Dionne’s teary breakdown in front of The Medina. Maybe that’s what won her the challenge.

  3. Ginny
    Saturday, April 7, 2007, 11:39 pm
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    Ah, and his foray into made-up swahili. I can’t believe they didn’t show anything from panel about Jael’s behavior in the challenge — usually that would have landed her in the bottom 2.

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