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Models, Inc.: Where women glow, men plunder

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Models at work head to a land down under. Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the blunders?

Yes, our gang of six head to Australia for the latest episode of “America’s Next Top Model.” Can they handle the jetlag, the slang and the work on camera? Also, can Montgomery’s Dionne Walters speak Aussie Aussie Aussie?

Oi oi oi.

All the photos, after the jump …

Highlights from episode 8 of the CW reality series …

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April from cycle 2 gives talk-show tips.
Like don’t go slumming on reality shows.
(Except Tyra.)

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Natasha and Renee pretend to appear on TV talking
while appearing on TV talking.

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Jael, in the pool, again.
Jael, topless, again.

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1. Freak out girls with raggedy kangaroo costume.
2. Freak out girls by revealing it’s Tyra
and that they’re going to Sydney.
3. Freak out girls with live kangaroo.

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Hair Force One.

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Jaslene, easily confused by Aussie slang.

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While interviewing strangers, Dionne ends
each sentence with ‘That’s cool that’s cool.’
That’s cool.

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‘Would you like to be interviewed by the bipolar fairy?’

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Twins!!! Follow along with Jay:
Renee learns the art of the coy mascara.

The panel

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We said it in the last recap:
not enough implied lesbianism.

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I’m no longer a bitch. (wink)

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Your challenge winner and first called out: Natasha.

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G’day, Jael. Even though no one thought
you’d win, they were right.

Is Natasha really the best they can do for a TV hostess? Is Dionne’s terrible Jamaican accent worse than her terrible Aussie accent?

“America’s Next Top Model” airs at 7 p.m. Wednesdays on CW 21, repeating at 8 p.m. Sundays and available for free online.

Previously: Acting! Plus return of models from seasons past.
And next: New footage and old clips. Bleah.

Also:

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On the runway: more on “America’s Next Top Model.”

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