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Models, Inc.: A tribe called fetch

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The mean girls may love Sydney but hate Natasha. The fab four turn ugly on “America’s Next Top Model.”

The contestants learn the art of aboriginal storytelling, but the real story ends up being poor, sick Natasha vs. Renee, Jaslene and Montgomery’s Dionne Walters. Go native, go overboard or go home.

All the photos, after the jump …

Highlights from episode 11 of the CW reality series …

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The drab four, or the silent looks of panel death,
like the ones before Brittany’s exit last week.

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Natasha’s so phone-y. Ha!

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Jerry Garcia’s hiding out in the Outback.

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Niece work if you can get it.

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All hands.

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Thong!

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The challenge: Use body art, storytelling and movement to
tell a ridiculously dull story about yourself.

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Chicka, chicka, chickabee.

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The I Hate Natasha Fan Club.

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Your challenge winner? Renee
(who picks Jaslene as prize companion).

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The prize? Pearls before whine.

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Natasha goes to bed, sicker by the minute.

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The mean girls go clubbing,
conspiring to oust Natasha.

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Par-tay, Wholahay.

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Too preppy. Could we try more wild child?

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Nailed it.

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Dionne needs lots of coaching,
wearing out Jay’s patience.

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Natasha can’t pull it together;
Jay falls apart.

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Renee floats like a butterfly, stings like a bitch.

The panel

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I’m not like a regular mom — I’m a cool mom.

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Natasha, stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen!
It’s not going to happen!

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Natasha and Dionne in the bottom two.

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Natasha makes the Top 3.

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One-look Jaslene and too-old Renee are stunned.
And neither has been in bottom two all season.

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Tyra gives Dionne the Hug of Death™.

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‘I’m very disappointed, because
I know I could’ve did a better job.’

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Next week: Renee, Jaslene or Natasha
becomes America’s Next Top Model.

What would you like to ask Dionne? Who will win in the season finale?

“America’s Next Top Model” airs at 7 p.m. Wednesdays on CW 21, repeating at 8 p.m. Sundays and available for free online.

Previously: Once more, unto the beach; Brittany bursts.
And next: Someone wins, someone loses, and someone else loses.

Also:

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On the runway: more on “America’s Next Top Model.”

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  1. Ginny
    Saturday, May 12, 2007, 5:22 am
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    Have you given any more thoughts to lesbianism? Did you get busted for taking all the free stuff? Did you ever get Natasha’s mail-order bride story? What size do you wear?

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