the emperor’s new clothes 3
Monday, December 24th, 2007Every breath you take,
every bond you make, the cops
will be watching you.
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Archive for December, 2007
the emperor’s new clothes 2
Monday, December 24th, 2007Demolish structures.
Not a bad idea, but
cloaked in ignorance.
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the emperor’s new clothes 1
Monday, December 24th, 2007The specter of the
dome: large half-built shell bankrupt
with hopes, promises.
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ripoff van winkle
Monday, December 24th, 2007He awoke from a
long slumber, only to find
the world hadn’t changed.
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guitar zero
Monday, December 24th, 2007Real gamers take on
fake rock-star personas to
jam on plastic gear.
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popularity contested
Monday, December 24th, 2007So much depends on
just showing up. And yet we
often work alone.
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blame the mistletoe
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007Saw Mommy kissing
Santa Claus, and that led to
marriage counseling.
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ratings rankings rantings
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007No, I will not play
your desert island mind games.
Fave CDs, indeed.
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Heads up: Bowl us. Over.
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007
Embrace our bowl game. Embrace it! (shakes fist)
The second Papajohns.com Bowl, featuring a semi-Top-25 matchup with No. 22 Cincinnati against Southern Miss, is live today at Legion Field and ESPN2. Does Birmingham care? Should it care? Even the CEO of Papa John’s said he’d rather move the game to Louisville. Louisville?! Don’t sweat it: Mayor Langford’s new dome will show him. (shakes fist)
• The Birmingham News: Birmingham community still hasn’t embraced Papajohns.com Bowl
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beyond the beyond
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Out there lies culture
and adventure, places
to discover next.
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three weeks to a new you
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Still time, scolds the wry
observer, to honor this
year’s resolutions.
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bounty tracking
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Letters and numbers
tell tale of shipping routes to
doorsteps and signees.
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parties of the third part
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Sitting in one spot
isn’t anti-social, just
cornering market.
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parties of the second part
Thursday, December 20th, 2007No one believes in
Thanksgiving in a cup. Proof
is in the dressing.
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parties of the first part
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Every block dons its
gay apparel to greet guests
for festivities.
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