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‘Last Comic Standing’: Seven to go

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Roy Wood Jr. - Last Comic Standing

Roy Wood Jr. continues in the comedy competition.

The judges are back, as three go home on tonight’s episode of “Last Comic Standing.”

Wade on Birmingham - Last Comic Standing

But Birmingham native Roy Wood Jr. survived last week’s round, making it to the Top 7. After performing second tonight, he heard from the celebrity judges.

Natasha Leggero: “You’re so likable, you connect with the crowd.”

Greg Giraldo: “I thought you were a little too pro-Mexican, but very funny.”

Andy Kindler: “I love your voice; your manner is just fantastic onstage. I loved it.”

Voting by phone is open till 11 tonight; voting online continues till 4 a.m.

Video to be added.

Video: Roy Wood Jr. riffs on sports, student loans and civil rights.

Roy Wood Jr. - Last Comic Standing

Roy Wood Jr. - Last Comic Standing

Roy Wood Jr. - Last Comic Standing

“Last Comic Standing airs at 8 p.m. Monday on NBC 13.

Previous: Episode 6 — 10 to go
Next: One more comic with the lowest vote total is eliminated; the final six compete. [Episode 8 — Six to go]

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How’s Wood doing? Let us know below.

mostly on schedule

Monday, July 19th, 2010

This is the time when
we eat. Then we go, come back,
eat, sleep, then repeat.

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the pews process

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

Hands together for
prayer. Knees down for reverence.
All rise for singing.

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the desire of botany

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

Recently deceased
plants for love, and others for
recently deceased.

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EXCLUSIVE: Blueprint Birmingham to be unveiled Sept. 23

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Blueprint Birmingham

Blueprint Birmingham, the regional plan for development, will be shown to the public on Sept. 23 at the new Railroad Park. So says our insider at the Birmingham Business Alliance for this Wade on Birmingham exclusive.

Originally set to be revealed in May, the plan from the Birmingham Business Alliance and Atlanta’s Market Street received so much public input that more time was needed to put it together, officials said.

Currently, the plan is in its final stages. Blueprint Birmingham is an economic development plan for the seven-county region. After input from the public, the plan will require funding and action during the next 5 years to succeed. No word yet on the price tag or other plan details.

Dalton SmithUpdate: Dalton Smith, president and chief executive officer of the Birmingham Business Alliance, resigned today, just a little more than a year since the organization was formed. He plans on forming an ethics reform advocacy group.

sparkly vampires

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Were vampires not
dandy enough before this
whole glitter effect?

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Vote 2010: The gubernatorial battle of the unknown unknowns

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Plus more results from Tuesday’s state runoff election

In the absence of a designated successor, we often find ourselves heading toward chaos.

Wade on Birmingham - Vote 2010George W. Bush anointed no one as a possible Republican successor to the presidency. The mad scramble left an opening for the Democrats to exploit.

Gov. Riley had no preferred candidate in the GOP to follow in his footsteps. Well, at least not until Saturday, when he finally tossed a late endorsement to Bradley Byrne.

It has been chaos in the Republican camp in Alabama leading up to Tuesday’s runoff election. The two biggest names running for governor were Tim James, the son of a former two-term governor, and Roy Moore, former chief justice of the state supreme court — and they finished in third and fourth place.

The runoff featured front-runner Byrne, former chancellor of the state’s 2-year college system and scourge of the Alabama Education Association. It also had a dark horse, Robert Bentley, a doctor and state representative.

Robert BentleyTuesday night, Bentley, shown at right, pulled off the upset by soundly defeating Byrne 56 percent to 44 percent in unofficial results. He had trailed Byrne just 6 weeks ago in the primary election 25 percent to 28 percent.

City folk may have liked Byrne, but it was country folk who supported Bentley. Rural counties overwhelmingly went for the doctor over the lawyer.

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Runoff winners and losers from Tuesday
around Alabama and metro Birmingham.

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Ron SparksBentley faces Democratic challenger Ron Sparks, shown at left, who pulled off an upset of his own in knocking out Artur Davis, the 7th district congressman.

As many of you may not know, Sparks has served two terms as the state’s agricultural commissioner. And even if you did know that, your Sparks knowledge probably ends there.

The two unknowns, Bentley and Sparks, are left to battle for the state’s top office. Who’da thunk it 2 months ago?

Headed toward chaos? No, just the orderly progression of moneyed interests.

In this year’s election, those two interests are the AEA and the gambling lobby.

The AEA and Byrne have been at odds over merit pay and tenure law for years. Naturally, the AEA bankrolled millions of dollars in anti-Byrne ads during the runoff campaign.

It has also be a big contributor to … Sparks. Both sides covered.

Note to AEA head Paul Hubbert: Next time, it’ll probably be cheaper just to run for the governor’s office yourself in 2014.

Make no mistake: A teacher’s union isn’t the same as an educational reform group. One is there to maintain benefits and protection for teachers, even as the state remains in the Bottom 2 in education decade after decade.

As for bingo, Sparks wants to legalize it and tax it, following a public referendum. His campaign has been funded in part by gambling political action committees.

No such funding appears to have come into Bentley’s largely self-funded campaign. While personally against it, Bentley says he’s OK with a state referendum on bingo, which, if approved, should be taxed.

Are Alabamians screaming for bingo, or for other forms of gambling from dog racing to lotteries to casinos? We may soon have our say at the ballot box.

The same ballot box where we’ll still be scratching our heads on Nov. 2 over the curious race between Robert Bentley and Ron Sparks.

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More Vote 2010 coverage.

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• U.S. House: On the Democratic side, Terri Sewell beat Shelia Smoot in the District 7 race to replace Artur Davis. On the Republican side, Don Chamberlain beat Chris Salter for the nomination.

The heavily gerrymandered district favors Democrats. Should Sewell win in November, she would be the first black female Representative in state history.

• Attorney general: James Anderson clinched the Democratic nomination, defeating Giles Perkins. Anderson faces GOP nominee Luther Strange.

• Jefferson County Commission: The members will be all new in the fall after the last standing incumbent went down Tuesday.

In District 1, George Bowman beat Johnathan Austin in the Democratic runoff. If this sounds familiar, he beat Austin a few weeks ago in the special election to fill the seat immediately. Bowman faces Republican Greg Stanley in the fall.

In District 2, Democrat Sandra Little Brown beat Gary Richardson, winning the seat with no Republican opposition.

In District 3, Jimmie Stephens defeated incumbent Bobby Humphryes Jr. on the Republican ticket. He’ll face Vivian Ford, who defeated fellow Democrat Ron Yarbrough.

In District 4, Republican Joe Knight beat Ronnie Dixon. Knight will face Democratic challenger Roy Wood.

• Jefferson County Sheriff: Willie Hill defeated Ron Blankenship to win the Democratic nomination. Hill battles Republican incumbent Mike Hale.

Election Day is Nov. 2.

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Who will win the governor’s race in November, Bentley or Sparks? Who should win? Tell us in the comments.

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More Vote 2010 coverage.

bad produce needs love, too

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Bumps and bruises mar
their skin, but inside, they’re still
full of nutrients.

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democracy inaction

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

If only we had
more people vote, then we’d have
more people to blame.

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Vote 2010: Alabama primary runoff election results

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Wade on Birmingham - Vote 2010Today’s runoff results from state and metro Birmingham races …

More election coverage in our Vote 2010 special report.

(Updating throughout the evening.)

The general election takes place Nov. 2.

Runoff results

Winner in red

Turnout in Jefferson, Madison, Mobile and Montgomery Counties was 19.8 percent. In just Jefferson County, it was 20.1 percent.

More live coverage:

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More Vote 2010 coverage.

‘Last Comic Standing’: 10 to go

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Roy Wood Jr. - Last Comic Standing

Roy Wood Jr. was once head writer and producer of
the Buck Wilde morning show on 95.7 Jamz in Birmingham.

Wade on Birmingham - Last Comic Standing

The auditions are over. It’s time to dance.

Birmingham native Roy Wood Jr. is competing in the Top 10 on the NBC reality series, “Last Comic Standing.” In this seventh season, TV viewers vote for their favorite comic by phone and online.

The winner receives $250,000 and a talent deal with the network.

In Monday’s episode, the 10 finalists took to the stage in front of an audience to perform their routines without judges.

Video: Roy Wood Jr. on sports fans and career day.

Roy Wood Jr. - Last Comic Standing

Wood performs for the crowd at the Alex Theatre in Los Angeles.

Roy Wood Jr. - Last Comic Standing

Wood, 31, has opened for Bill Engvall,
D.L. Hughley, Mo’nique and Ron White.

Roy Wood Jr. - Last Comic Standing

Wood has released three CDs, all prank calls.

“Last Comic Standing airs at 8 p.m. Monday on NBC 13.

Next: Three comics with the lowest vote totals are eliminated; the final seven compete. [Episode 7 — Seven to go]

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Who’s the funniest comic in the competition? Let us know below.

5:35 a.m.

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Awakened by the
thunder, I pull you closer
to me and drift off.

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Vote 2010: Runoff election preview

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Runoffs are upon us. (That almost rhymes.)

Wade on Birmingham - Vote 2010Tuesday, some voters head back to the polls for the statewide runoffs. The June 1 primary election had about a 33 percent turnout across Alabama, but under 25 percent in Jefferson County.

The big showdown on the Republican ticket is for governor: state representative Robert Bentley vs. former two-year college chancellor Bradley Byrne. Bentley edged out third-place finisher Tim James by just 270 votes in the recount.

Meet the two remaining GOP gubernatorial candidates.

Republicans Don Chamberlain and Chris Salter are competing in U.S. House District 7. And in two runoff races for Jefferson County Commission, incumbent Bobby Humphryes Jr. faces Jimmie Stephens in District 3, and Ronnie Dixon faces Joe Knight in District 4.

On the Democratic ticket, Terri Sewell and Shelia Smoot are battling for U.S. House District 7 in a top race; either one could become the first black female representative in state history.

James Anderson takes on Giles Perkins for state attorney general.

For Jefferson County Commission, three runoff races will be settled. In District 1, Johnathan Austin and George Bowman face off for the fourth and final time. Bowman recently won a special runoff election to fill the seat immediately (vacated when William Bell became Birmingham’s mayor in January). Tuesday’s re-rematch will be for the next full term. In District 2, Sandra Little Brown faces Gary Richardson; in District 3, Vivian Ford faces Ron Yarbrough.

And either Ron Blankenship or Willie Hill will win the Democratic ballot for Jefferson County sheriff.

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Results from the June 1 primary election.

Determine your polling place and districts (state and county).

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A roundup of other resources for Tuesday’s runoffs …

Bhamwiki

Doc’s Political Parlor

The World Around You

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Sample ballots are included for Jefferson and Shelby Counties below. (The Jefferson County ballots include versions for every district.)

For easier viewing, you can print, download or zoom to full screen with each ballot.

Sample ballots for all 67 counties.

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Jefferson County: Democratic ballot

Jefferson County: Republican ballot

Shelby County

Shelby County sample ballot 2010 runoff

Democratic ballot, left; Republican ballot

The general election is Nov. 2.

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More Vote 2010 coverage.

summer souvenirs

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Each trip to the great
outdoors pulls in a bevy
of bug bites galore.

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normal earth people

Sunday, July 11th, 2010

Normal Earth people
drive to work, breed, fight a lot,
devour at will.

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