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Archive for November, 2010

the countdown has begun

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Shoppers will invade
stores at the crack of dawn, then
rush home for football.

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blogging while driving

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Mixing SEO
and MPH seems like crash
course in 404.

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subtle product placement

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

This haiku is brought
to you by Halliburton
and Diet Pepsi.

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intersection crash

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Limited time and
many opportunities
collide at junction.

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the guest who wouldn’t leave

Monday, November 15th, 2010

He won’t take the hint,
leaving germs and sickness strewn
about the household.

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the do nothings

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

The do nothings gab
and commend themselves on a
job not done at all.

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dust to dust

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Will any of the
pettiness matter when we
reach the end of days?

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if everyone else is insane

Friday, November 12th, 2010

The boundaries of
sanity are far more per-
meable than hoped.

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Happy Veterans Day!

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

Video: A message from the Veterans Day National Committee.

belief system

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

Even the thinnest
of beliefs can withstand the
mightiest of blows.

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for kathy

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Deadlines pass, but great
words filled with vitality
endure forever.

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one-hour computation

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Daylight Saving has
little interest but compounds
bad sleeping habits.

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for the pregnant tweeter

Monday, November 8th, 2010

When will the fetus
come and meet us? Will he greet
us or just tweet us?

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Vote 2010: Alabama, better off red?

Sunday, November 7th, 2010

Robert Bentley, Dianne Bentley

Robert and Dianne Bentley on Election Day.

The mandate from Alabama’s voters on Election Day could not be more clear: Turn everything, and I mean everything, over to the Republicans for at least the next 2 years.

Wade on Birmingham - Vote 2010Let them screw things up for awhile.

The Democrats have screwed up plenty in the previous 136 years, and really, could the GOP do much worse? Alabama continues to trail in health, per capita income, transportation, education, crime, your category here. If this red state becomes any redder, you’d hope it would be from embarrassment rather than another shift to the right.

Not that conservatives haven’t been in control since the days of the Gipper. Essentially, most state races came down to the conservative Democrat or Republican since Ronald Reagan entered the White House. Which flavor of conservative suits you best?

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Winners and losers from Tuesday
around Alabama and metro Birmingham.

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So while the brand names may change, what can we really expect from the Republicans in power?

The new crew, including Gov.-elect Robert Bentley, has promised ethics reform out of the gate. We shall see, though my cynical side expects only token changes. Politicians are politicians after all, and you can hardly expect Republicans to clean up the cesspool in Montgomery if it also hides their fattened pockets.

Look back a mere month, and relive that infamous day when the FBI arrested four state senators (two Democrats, one Republican, one independent) in connection with selling votes on a gambling bill. Alas, the bingo bots and the mafia will have to try again in 2 to 4 years.

The mandate must include more jobs and a better economy. Like the president, the governor will likely receive an undue share of the credit or blame, though one leader has little say in global economic dynamics. Still, continuing to attract industry must remain a priority.

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With an all-Republican government, are we headed for sideshows popular in Texas and Arizona, from illegal immigration to revising school textbooks to repealing national health care? Let’s hope not, with more pressing issues such as constitutional reform and education funding.

Er, scratch that. Forget constitutional reform for at least another 4 years (sigh) and don’t hold your breath for an education miracle, though Gov.-elect Bentley has vowed to switch to a budget that determined by the previous year’s numbers (holds breath anyway). He took money from the Alabama Education Association and later lied about it. Such petty sins aren’t enough to keep you out of the governor’s mansion; likely, they are the only path to it.

Just imagine if it had been the learned Bradley Byrne had led the Republican charge instead.

Rural voters swept the new legislators into power and didn’t much care for the citified Byrne. City folk aren’t well represented in the new Republican regime. As a member of the city folk, I cast a wary eye at my country cousins calling the shots, probably no less menacingly then they’ve eyed us with suspicion.

They found a kindred spirit in Bentley, the dermatologist from Tuscaloosa. As he leads a unified party and state government, let’s pray feverishly that it marks the start of 136 years of progress and prosperity.

Otherwise, red state Alabama could end up dead state Alabama.

Wade Kwon is publisher of Wade on Birmingham.

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a faint gobble

Sunday, November 7th, 2010

Somewhere at a plant,
your Thanksgiving turkey rides
a death conveyor.

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