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and on earth peace and goodwill towards some

Tuesday, December 5th, 2017

That uncle on the
Facebook won’t stop jabbering
about foreigners.

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demotivational speaker

Monday, December 4th, 2017

Inspirational
quotes couldn’t match the murmur
of cruel depression.

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thirdhand

Sunday, December 3rd, 2017

They say you never
get a second chance to make
a first impression.

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trauma on the reg

Saturday, December 2nd, 2017

Every time she peeked
online, she re-lived horrors
from past and present.

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a big eastern syndicate

Friday, December 1st, 2017

Christmas isn’t a
season or a warm feeling.
It’s raw consumption.

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an open secret

Thursday, November 30th, 2017

Everyone in the
office knew he was a cad
but kept it private.

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let’s get rid of

Wednesday, November 29th, 2017

Nazis, gaslighters,
colluders, sex predators,
tax dodgers, bullies.

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sensible names for pets

Tuesday, November 28th, 2017

Constance, George, Wilma,
Matthew, Irwin, Fran, Justine,
Luther, Kate, Danny.

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wisdom of the crowd

Monday, November 27th, 2017

Sometimes the angry
mob with pitchforks and torches
is exactly right.

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garden raiders

Sunday, November 26th, 2017

Vermin creep through the
rows of tender seedlings in
search of freebie food.

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shun local

Saturday, November 25th, 2017

The old shopkeeper
braced for the impending wave
of no customers.

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black every day

Friday, November 24th, 2017

The middle class spent
their last dollars on super
bargains made abroad.

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all you can gorge

Thursday, November 23rd, 2017

Have we eaten all
we can? Eat more. Have we thanked
everyone? Thank more.

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agenda of entitlement

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2017

Are we doing all
we can to shame sexual
assault survivors?

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the perfect thanksgiving meal

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2017

Buttered toast, popcorn,
pretzel sticks, jelly beans and
an ice cream sundae.

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