Wade on Birmingham

Pa. Theh. Tick.

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The turnout in yesterday’s city election: less than 25 percent.

Egad. Democracy is dead — long live democracy.

All that nonsense about if we don’t do (blank), the terrorists will win. Well …

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  1. Kenn
    Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 5:35 pm
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    > All that nonsense about if we don’t do (blank), the terrorists will win. Well …

    It’s not nonsense. For instance:

    If we don’t stay at home on the couch watching syndicated FRIENDS episodes (that one with the monkey, and the coffee shop, and sexual tension between two of the six? HIGH LARRY US!), then the terrorists will win.

    And by god, there’s no terrorism in Birmingham, now, is there?

    Outside of me on a bender, that is…

    (The truly sad part: I voted yesterday, and yet 75% of Birmingham did not. I’m no longer apolitical even in the majority.)

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