Heads and tales: Underwhelming oversight
By Wade Kwon
Utility we stand: The Birmingham city council formed an oversight committee to review complaints about utilities: water, power, gas, cable and phone. Hmm. We’ve complained consistently in the past about our cable company. Nothing. And what of it? Cable’s a monopoly in this town unless you switch to dish (not an option for everyone). Same with water, gas and cable. Even the phone company — in the face of unprecendented competition — has done little to win customers over. But now, tremble before the power of a … committee.
• Official: Water panel will answer critics [Birmingham News]
Phrase your ignorance in the form of a question: The Jeopardy! brain bus will be in town Tuesday at McWane Center. The first 1,000 visitors can take a 10-question qualifying test for a shot at a contestant audition. I tried out for the college version once, and let’s just say my only hope would’ve been phrasing my answers in the form of $100 bills. At least someone from around here done good.
• Jeopardy! Brain Bus in Birmingham (press release) [Jeopardy!]
Flying high: Florida band Lynyrd Skynyrd has achieved what every crazy rocker has ever dared dream: to be worshipped by Cleveland. The group, along with Black Sabbath, Sex Pistols and Miles Davis(!), will be the next inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Skynyrd — what’s left of it — is best known for the bored audience punchline “Free Bird” and the obligatory-every-visiting-band-must-play “Sweet Home Alabama,” a song which still inspires a surprising amount of controversy (see the comments for full effect).
• Sex Pistols, Skynyrd finally in rock hall of fame [Reuters]
Also:
- Passing storms cause outage of lower right corner of TV picture
- Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
- And they’ve been known to pick a song or two
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Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:20 am
Yet Rush still gets locked out of the hall. Damn them for not crashing a plane! Damn them for not having the “VH-1 drug descent and crescendo to rehab!”
Friday, December 2, 2005, 3:57 pm
I’d love to see Rush in the Rock HoF. But the band is probably too busy finishing the longest ever version of “Tom Sawyer.” Plus, Rush would totally fuck up the induction ceremony jam session by playing in 7/4 time.