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Models, Inc.: Face off

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If those model wannabes can’t cut it, they’re dead to us. Dead!

Murder mayhem takes over as 10 finalists, including Dionne Walters of Montgomery, make face after face after face to see who can make the prettiest corpse on the latest “America’s Next Top Model.” Please stop, you’re killing us.

All the photos, after the jump …

Highlights from episode 4 of the CW reality series …

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Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it. Strike a pose,
there’s nothing to it. Jaslene gets faced.

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Jael and Felicia bust a move, or bust something.

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This drawing of Jael in a straitjacket is Renee’s peace offering.
What, no chicken blood?

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Really?

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Down and dirty.

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Diana-san, use the crane technique, the crane!

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Whitney vs. Jael: this time, it’s facial.

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Natasha, either posing or strung out on vodka.

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Behold Baby Tyra.

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Renee: Must be nice to Britney,
must not strangle her with own weave.

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Ooh, burn.

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Now, really.

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The models pose their way through a light maze,
and Dionne deals with frickin’ lasers on her head.

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Zap.

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Ta-

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da?

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Renee: You lose.

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Whitney: You win. Check out the bling bling bling.

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The Landline of Lament™.

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Sarah has an unfair advantage in the look-like-a-corpse shoot.

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Bull’s-eye.

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Soak it all in, ladies.

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Hulk smash puny Jay.

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Yep.

The panel

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Lessons in modeling: Don’t show up to panel
without bringing it, Dionne.

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Lessons in modeling: headbands! (Go, Jaslene.)

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Lessons in modeling: no scary smiles. (Stop, Diana)

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Lessons in modeling: Twiggy is not actually a corpse.

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Dionne’s best ‘shot.’

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Bottom two: Dionne vs. Felicia.

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Whew, Dionne sheds tears of joy and swears
she’ll never wear lacy tank tops again.

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Bye, bye, Baby Tyra.

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Next week: Russian roulette.

Can Dionne pull it together? Has Renee actually become nicer? (Nah.)

“America’s Next Top Model” airs at 7 p.m. Wednesdays on CW 21, repeating at 8 p.m. Sundays and available for free online.

Previously: Cue the makeovers; Renee and Brittany square off.
And next: Did we mention Natasha’s a mail-order bride?

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On the runway: more on “America’s Next Top Model.”

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