Models, Inc.: Re-pose off
By Wade Kwon
Even supermodels-in-training need a break. And thus, the “America’s Next Top Model” clip show.
Whee.
At least Tyra gave us some new clips of our current and departed contestants, including Top Five finalist Dionne Walters of Montgomery and long-long-lost Samantha Francis of Pinson.
All the photos, after the jump …
Highlights from the clip show of cycle 8 the CW reality series …
Baby Tyra and Samantha judge the in-house runway show.
I think I saw this on ‘Alias.’
Jael annoys Samantha.
Heck, Jael annoys everyone.
The ‘grr’ in swinger, baby.
Yeah, how could they have shown eight episodes
and left out this bitchin’ picnic?
Blurg.
Ooh, burn. No, really, burn, as in third degree
to Natasha’s head, thanks to a stylist’s curling iron mishap.
Jael …
digs …
hula-hoops …
and stupid outfits.
Lessons in pain: Jael’s eight-hour weave
ordeal is for naught. Heh.
Lessons in pain: Brittany’s weave
fights back.
Lessons in pain: I scream, you scream,
Cassandra screams from ice cream. And frostbite.
Lessons in pain: Natasha has a wisdom tooth
extracted. Without anesthetic. What’s Russian for ‘yow’?
‘And I say, that England’s greatest Prime Minister was
Lord Palmerston!’
‘Pitt the Elder!’
‘Lord Palmerston!‘
Booty!
To live like a top model means never having
to clean the nasty-ass bathroom.
Acting.
Acting!
Now is she Mary-Kate or Ashley? We forget.
Jael’s a big kid.
A big, spastic, horrifying kid.
Warning: Renee causes seizures.
Next week: bikini battle.
Which of the final five — Dionne, Natasha, Brittany, Renee or Jaslene — will win?
“America’s Next Top Model” airs at 7 p.m. Wednesdays on CW 21, repeating at 8 p.m. Sundays and available for free online.
Previously: They go to a land down under.
And next: Once more, unto the beach; Brittany bursts.
Also:
- The school of Tyra is now in session.
- And a few more lessons from the clip show.
- Buy this episode or the entire season.
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On the runway: more on “America’s Next Top Model.”
Tuesday, May 1, 2007, 4:39 am
Yow. I predict Dionne will be called first.
Tuesday, May 1, 2007, 11:34 pm
Pitt the Elder!