Models, Inc.: The shore thing

Surf’s up as “America’s Next Top Model” heads to the beach.

The final five, including Montgomery’s Dionne Walters, take in Sydney’s sands while working with boy toys and Tyra, who’s not only judging the pics but snapping them, too. But before that, the contestants race to see who can book the most gigs.

Plus, Brittany cries. A lot.

All the photos, after the jump …

Highlights from episode 10 of the CW reality series …

Australia: It’s not just for convicts anymore.

The host of ‘Australia’s Next Top Model’ shows her personality
by never uttering a word. She must have some runway walk.

Like ’24,’ but with models.

Jaslene: hot.
Dionne: smokin’.
Natasha: dowdy.

Yes, Dionne, you can have the bikini you just wore.
Ew.

Dionne also wants shoes to match.
And the designers are caught (cough) flat-footed.

Where’s Jack Bauer when you need him?

Renee wants a high-five because Brittany and Natasha’s
tardiness means challenge disqualification.
Or, Renee’s just a bitch.

Personality!
Maybe this show should just be about how many
times Brittany can cry, because that would be awesome.

As the challenge judges listen to Brittany’s tantrum,
assuming a dingo ate her baby.
(Had to use it at least once.)

Your challenge winner? Jaslene,
who picks Dionne to accompany her to the bonus shoot.

We need you to look shocked.
No, really shocked.

Perfect.

Nigel shoots Jaslene and Dionne
atop the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

Cagney.

And Lacey.

Dionne takes direction from Tyra the photographer.

It puts the ferocity in the basket.

Renee turns it on.

Dionne warms up.

The panel

For the women’s magazine. Read by women.

For the men’s magazine. Read by women.

The judges notice Dionne’s de-evolution:
1. Tryouts: fun and easy-going.
2. Makeover: model-licious.
3. This week: tired and sad.

The bottom two — the second time for each one.

No more tears: Brittany is bounced.

Next week: Renee gets tagged.

Can Dionne overcome her weak photos? Are Natasha and Jaslene headed for the Final Two?

“America’s Next Top Model” airs at 7 p.m. Wednesdays on CW 21, repeating at 8 p.m. Sundays and available for free online.

Previously: New footage and old clips. Bleah.
And next: Boring the aborigines; Renee wants Natasha exiled to Siberia.

Also:

• Tyra named one of People’s 100 Most Beautiful, fights back with “So What” campaign
• Buy this episode or the entire season.

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On the runway: more on “America’s Next Top Model.”

Posted: Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 11:58 pm, in Bama, Culture.
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