Tricks for treats
By Wade Kwon
Our spy tells us that Zoe’s in Forest Park was filled yesterday with young women on the prowl for last-minute costume ideas.
Nothing scarier than going out on Halloween with ye olde kitty cat costume again.
As a public service, we present a few ideas of our own for those still without a stitch to wear for this weekend’s many Halloween parties.
This was my costume last year. But this guy did a working iPod. Showoff.
Dress as your favorite character from the Boondocks. By the way, the Adult Swim show begins Nov. 6.
Everyone’s favorite Mountain Brook party girl Natalee Holloway. Still missing in Aruba. Still dead.
How often do you get a chance to dress as a Secretary of State? Condi Rice could be a winner, though Kissinger had nicer legs.
Kinda old, but you can still squeeze a few yuks outta Martha Stewart.
Speaking of lovable-but-guilty sketchy corporate gurus, the mustasche-free Richard Scrushy could be the hit of your tired news figures hit list.
Terri Schiavo. What, too soon?
You’ll be standing up a lot if you go as Rosa Parks. But on the plus side, that OutKast song.
More costume ideas here.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 8:15 am
You missed mine — I’m going as Ashley Smith. Badly drawn eyebrows? Check. Cheap Goody’s Easter suit? Check. Hollowed-out copy of The Purpose Driven Life filled with bags of meth and Marlboro Lights? Double check.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 9:33 am
Dammit — guess I’ll go as crazy home invader who finds God.