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Archive for November, 2009

Larry Langford: the final words

Monday, November 16th, 2009

A former mayor, a convicted felon. A roundup of the post-Langford eulogies and rants …

Larry LangfordJoey Kennedy, Birmingham News:

What is there, exactly, to laugh about here? Whatever one thinks of Larry Langford, he’s a human being with feelings, family, dreams. He feels pain. He certainly is convicted of committing horrible crimes, but it’s not like he chopped up kids and buried them under his Fairfield house.

Kyle Whitmire, Birmingham Weekly:

After the verdict, Birmingham News columnist John Archibald opined about (NBC 13 reporter Jon) Paepcke’s Olympics question: “What is this, ‘The Daily Show’? It was vile, pointless and inappropriate.”

It wasn’t “The Daily Show,” but maybe it should have been. A little more incredulity the last few years would have revealed the Langford administration for what it was: vile, pointless and inappropriate.

Still, after the conviction, the Langford apologies did not stop. In fact, they increased. Commentators took pains to complement Langford’s good qualities, while glossing over the bad. Birmingham, it seems, is the new Stockholm.

Boyce Watkins, BV Black Spin:

If a politician is being a little selfish on the side, I don’t usually care as long as he is doing his job effectively. Call me cynical, but I don’t trust politicians as far as I can throw them, and I believe that for every convicted politician, there are 10 others who did the same thing unscathed.

Reuters:

[This is probably our favorite unintended blooper line.] Whoever wins [the mayor’s race] next month would appear to have their work cut out in trying to persuade local voters that corruption is endemic and deep-rooted here.

David Pelfrey, Black and White:

Let’s stop fooling around. Any rational, honest observer of Langford’s political trajectory understands that he was intellectually unexceptional, self-absorbed, devoid of sincerity, and wholly without remorse for any deed committed or word spoken.

Whether at a City Hall meeting or while engaged in one of his many publicity stunts, or when he was viciously haranguing some poor soul who voiced an opposing view, or if the mayor was dreaming out loud about some needless, expensive project, Larry Langford can be described as simple-minded and unlikable.

In no category does he qualify for respect, but in a town where the political brain trust is regularly engaged in self-delusion, Langford receives some measure of admiration.

Our assessment:

Hubris propelled Langford far in his career, and hubris ultimately brought him down. He acted as if other opinions, especially contradictory ones, had zero merit. He bullied when he could have collaborated. He preached humility before God, then proceeded to use his office (then and now) as though anointed with divine power.

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fulfillment

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Fulfillment is warm,
clean laundry, walking along
with the one, deep breaths.

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Vote 2009: Third mayoral forum slated for Nov. 30

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Wade on Birmingham - Vote 2009Birmingham voters have a third opportunity to grill the candidates. (Two forums have already been scheduled, including one Tuesday evening.)

Birmingham Business Alliance candidate forum

The election takes place Dec. 8. Candidates have until Wednesday to file paperwork for eligibility.

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among the ruins

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

Among the ruins
of the decaying forest
lurked the rogue possum.

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the saddest pup in the world

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

Don’t think you can con
me out of dinner bites. I
see your tail wagging.

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think bigger

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Do not dwell on what
has been done, what has “worked,” but
go forth with gumption.

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Vote 2009: Steven Hoyt makes mayor’s race an even dozen

Friday, November 13th, 2009

City council member Steven Hoyt is joining the crowd, specifically the 11 already declared candidates running for mayor of Birmingham. Hoyt announced his candidacy at a Leadership Birmingham meeting Thursday.

Steven Hoyt

His platform focuses on business development and neighborhood rejuvenation, specifically recruiting 10 new businesses annually and building 7,000 houses in 7 years.

He began serving on city council in 2005. Before, he was president of Belview Heights neighborhood association and was a member of the Jefferson County Economic Development and Industrial Authority.

Video: Steven Hoyt discusses current city projects

The election takes place Dec. 8. Candidates have until Wednesday to file paperwork for eligibility.

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Vote 2009: Meet the candidates at these forums

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Wade on Birmingham - Vote 2009Before you vote on Dec. 8, you’ll have at least two opportunities to meet Birmingham’s mayoral candidates.

Birmingham Mayoral Candidates’ Political Forum

  • When: 6:30 p.m. Tuesday
  • Where: Huffman High School auditorium, 517 Huffman Road [map]
  • Format: unknown
  • For more information: See the invitation.

Catalyst 2009 Mayoral Town Hall

  • When: 6-8 p.m., Dec. 1
  • Where: WorkPlay, 500 23rd St. S. [map]
  • Format: Audience will be able to ask questions
  • For more information: See the Facebook event listing.

Update: Third forum to take place Nov. 30.

The election takes place Dec. 8.

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the old-timers

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

The old-timers sit
and chuckle in their booths each
and every morning.

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BREAKING: Mary Buckelew sentenced to 3 years probation

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Former Jefferson County Commission president Mary Buckelew was sentenced to 3 years probation this afternoon in a federal courtroom in Birmingham. She had faced 12 to 18 months in prison for lying to a grand jury about receiving gifts from Bill Blount to influence her votes on bond swaps for the sewer system.

Mary Buckelew

She must also pay a $20,000 fine and perform 200 hours of community service in the Jefferson County school district.

Buckelew told Judge Inge Johnson: “I made a mistake that I do not condone for myself. I can never restore that I so foolishly gave away.

Buckelew pleaded guilty in 2008 to one count of obstruction of justice. Prosecutors recommended a lesser sentence for her cooperation with investigators.

She was expected to testify in Blount’s trial until he pleaded guilty. Buckelew was also expected to testify in the federal trial of former mayor Larry Langford but never took the stand.

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Vote 2009: With three more in race, 11 total running for mayor

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

This morning, William Bell and Scott Douglas announced their candidacies for mayor of Birmingham.

Wade on Birmingham - Vote 2009But three more have also qualified, with little fanfare other than a mention in John Archibald’s column in the Birmingham News. Let’s take a look.

  • Ernie Dunn: unknown, other than his qualifying form lists a 35216 ZIP code, meaning either Hoover or Vestavia Hills.
  • Jody Trautwein: star of the movie, “Brüno.” Well, unintentional star. The former head of the Alabama Coalition Against Same-Sex Marriage thought he was counseling Brüno into turning heterosexual.
  • Harry “Traveling Shoes” Turner: evangelist, roller-skating teacher, “Happy Harry” the clown. His platform: “I want to give the citizens of Birmingham their smiles back.”

The election takes place Dec. 8.

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Vote 2009: William Bell to join mayoral race

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Scott Douglas to announce his candidacy also on Thursday

William Bell has entered the race for mayor of Birmingham, or at least, has announced his media conference for 10 a.m. Thursday in Linn Park. The Jefferson County commissioner and former city councilor announced his intention via media release [pdf].

William BellBell served briefly as interim mayor following the retirement of Richard Arrington. He ran unsuccessfully for mayor in 1999, 2003 and 2007, coming closest in 2003 until the runoff election against incumbent Bernard Kincaid. He began his service on the city council in 1979 and was the first black council president.

He devised the Bell Plan, selling the Birmingham Water Works for $200 million that went to school improvements.

Bell’s campaign Web site, WilliamBellForMayor.com, appears to be under construction.

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Scott Douglas also intends to run. His conference will also be at 10 a.m. Thursday, but at Kelly Ingram Park.

Scott DouglasDouglas announced via a media release [pdf] (written in the past tense) on his campaign site, DouglasForMayor.org, defining his platform as “green jobs, green schools, green transportation, green communities.”

He has served since 1992 as executive director of Greater Birmingham Ministries, an interfaith group that serves the underprivileged and functions as community organizer.

The number of mayoral candidates has reached 11.

Hat tip to The Terminal for breaking stories on both candidates.

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Happy Veterans Day

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

National Veterans Day parade

Make plans to see the nation’s oldest and biggest observance of Veterans Day in downtown Birmingham. Other events take place this morning, including the World Peace Luncheon, sponsored by the National Veterans Day organization.

  • Time: 1:30 p.m.
  • Forecast: 63 degrees and cloudy
  • Route:
    • Starts at Eighth Avenue North and 19th Street,
    • heading south to Fifth Avenue,
    • east to 22nd Street,
    • south to Second Avenue,
    • west to 18th Street,
    • north to the end at Sixth Avenue.

parade route

Veterans Day downtown parade route

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forgotten wars

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

We sometimes forget
those conflicts that kept us free,
and those who fought them.

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gobbler holocaust

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Somewhere, in the pens,
struts a turkey who’ll be my
Thanksgiving repast.

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