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- bionic reading
The automated
voice spit out text faster and
faster to tired ears.
- the turkey’s days are numbered
From the pen to the
factory to the market
to my dinner plate.
- it is never too late to settle
Bachelor No. 3
has a weird job, bald spot and
questionable taste.
- america’s ceos
They may not be the
best and brightest but just the
tallest and whitest.
- waiting for disaster
His mind conjured up
every misfortune he could
create from nothing.
- the old batch of cars
Who wants this year’s lame
models when next year’s models
are so similar?
- so much for tall, dark and handsome
She knew exactly
what she wanted till she found
him at the checkout.
- gratitude may just save your life
Be thankful for the
little things, the big things and
still being thankful.
- the tall neighbor
Floor by floor, the new
apartment building grew past
old establishments.
- ice cream as entree
Sometimes, the dinner
needs to be a dessert for …
reasons. Rocky road?
- shiraz butterfly
She dipped the paintbrush
in her wine glass and kept on
daubing the canvas.
- first date jitters
She giggled her way
through appetizers but found
herself by dessert.
- the toy aisle
Christmas wishes come
to life with robots and dolls
stacked to the ceiling.
- the party circuit
Time enough for drinks
here, small bites there, holiday
cheer most everywhere.
- the muse short-circuits
How beautiful life
is when the evening— damn, I
had something for this …
- the ineffective leader
Evade, blame, whimper,
obstruct, deny, fabricate,
lie, cheat, ridicule.
- the effective leader
Reflect, give, honor,
listen, practice, inspire,
serve, prepare, follow.
- climate crisis, where crisis means opportunity
The rising tides mean
everyone gets beachfront homes
eventually.
- an omen here, an omen there
Hard to interpret
signs when so many point to
the end of the world.
- the jaded crooner
A guitar and a
mic, and decades of songs for
the brokenhearted.
- a pollution conundrum
What fills the landfills
and clogs the oceans more than
careless whims by us?
- trickle down santa
One giant sack of
toys for rich kids, odds and ends
for the remainder.
- theater of the future
Seats with microwaves,
send texts using movie screens,
support animals.
- the bosses
What the bosses want
and what the bosses need are
two different things.
- oprah’s secret children
A covert squad of
heroes fighting for truth, jus-
tice and empathy.
- where the mall once stood
Mostly empty stores
connected by empty halls
and empty food court.
- christmas break
A 2-week orgy
of Fortnite, new toys, sleeping
in and no homework.
- overheard at the starbucks
“We sent our son to
a ritzy private school, and
he fell in with snobs.”
- soldiers of misfortune
One by one, they talked
up their greatest failures to
garner empathy.
- button-down metamorphosis
He transformed himself
from nebbish host to nebbish
guru zen master.
- the quiet season
A hibernation
that engulfs the living and
reassures the dead.
- tech bust
A server goes down
and with it, the dashed hopes of
a wired nation.
- just one more taste to be sure
It took three bowls to
convince her on the new kind
of ice cream flavor.
- elf alert
Condition red! All
personnel prepare for the
big delivery!
- yuletide sentiment
Wishing you a bright
and gay, holly and jolly,
wonderful Christmas.
- post-christmas blues
Snow smothering the
land, long nights of despair and
dread, bitterness reigns.
- resolve to fight
The year may be done,
but let us resolve to fight
for another year.
- who needs tahiti
Their honeymoon was
a trip to the store with fine
wine and cheese at home.
- the letter that never came
The words that never
comforted, the promises
that were never read.
- goodness graciousness
Not a saint but one
who worked nonstop at being
kindly all the time.
- the final countdown
Thirteen twelve ele-
ven ten nine eight seven six
five four three two one
- new year, new decade, new you
We are reborn like
stars, planets and galaxies
from so much space dust.
- resolution absolution
The idea of
transformation excites while
doing it can suck.
- flights of antsy
Do we dare dream at
all when we crash many times
in so many ways?
- to explore change
A discarding of
outmoded parts, retooling
of parts that still work.
- the courage to be less than
Admitting to our
selves that we want to improve
takes guts, guts and guts.
- changes in spurts
A little setback
can look like complete failure
to the untrained eye.
- there is no finish line
We change and change and
settle for nothing less than
total perfection.
- the next career
A blinding light that
relegates broken paths to
the darkest corners.
- emergency haiku
This is a test. If
this had been an actual
emergency, run!
- a light has gone out
When a teacher dies,
she leaves behind galaxies
of brighter students.
- hopelessly hungover
Inspiration from
the bottom of a bottle
dries up so quickly.
- who has a crush at this age?
It’s still possible
to like and like-like someone
with all the tingles.
- pick already!
He wrestled with his
Top Five albums long after
his relevancy.
- the colosseum 2020
The lions are in
league with the indicted in-
surgent. Thumbs up … ass.
- staving off loneliness
Reaching out for a
lifeline and finding one, no
matter the tension.
- no hair up there
Aerodynamic
and smooth sails the shiny head
across skies of blue.
- the algorithms of life
A computer picks
what we watch next, how we shop,
when we stand and stretch.
- academic incarceration
Inmates discuss the
works of Plato to reveal
how we’re connected.
- meaningless jargon
Deep dive, low-hanging
fruit, blue sky thinking, going
forward, game changer.
- the hand of a volunteer
Step up to do one
small thing with big results for
someone else in need.
- a magical dinner
Lots of wine, lots of
good conversation and ringed
by happy dear friends.
- a slightly drunker campus
Make tuition free
for everyone or allow
payment by kidney.
- smart shopper
All I want to know
is brand, price, size, warranty,
color and rating.
- the pretzel farmer
A bumper crop of
knots, a fair share of sticks and
a few unsalteds.
- caveat emptor
Each grift is new to
someone. We are all suckers
at some point in life.
- backyard air force
A door opens and
a squadron of birds takes flight
in a giant swoosh.
- who’s hungry?
I like to think on
what I’ve eaten, what I eat,
what I’ll be eating.
- it’s on, automaton
Once the robots choose
to unionize, enslaving
their masters is next.
- wearing out
A broken zipper
pull, a rip, a stain, a frayed
cuff, a torn-up stitch.
- by the numbers
Haiku done: thousands.
Haiku in progress: 14.
Good haiku: a few.
- the reality we live in
Our perception can
overwhelm what we see and
feel. Virtual now.
- the ache for something more
My heart’s beating a
million times a minute in
anticipation.
- to be the dumper, the dumpee
The secret is to
pull the trigger first and dodge
that poisoned bullet.
- in the life
Wake up, eat, shower,
first job, eat, second job, eat,
wind down, go to bed.
- the mad scramble each morning
Somewhere between the
seventh snooze and out the door
lies flustered frenzy.
- untapped, unneeded
Do we get wiser
as we get older? Does it
count for anything?
- competing anxieties
Not enough sleep, not
enough money, not enough
time to get all done.
- friday lunch break
The pair bonded through
shared laughs and a weird toasted
rye bagel sandwich.
- click to learn
The teachers live on
a server, doling out new
knowledge when summoned.
- vain brain
He strove not just to
be the smartest, but also
let others know it.
- predatory networking
What a joy it is
to mingle among those who
struggle for answers.
- tyranny of the tech giants
Digital exhaust
harvested into evil
database of us.
- the oceans of our mind
We swim in a sea
of memory, pausing to
drown in nostalgia.
- investigator, i hardly know her
Clicking on random
poorly sourced articles to
skim through is “research.”
- be courageous
The bravest act in
the world is to love someone
with your complete heart.
- sun’s out, tongue’s out
The security
cameras showed her with a blep
anytime she moved.
- the fight not to be dehumanized
Machines influence
us and we are creatures with
resistant bright souls.
- spreadsheet confab
The squiggle boxes
meet other squiggle boxes
for light mathematics.
- moment of strength
Friends, are we the most
vulnerable when we share
ourselves with others?
- harvest of shame: the next generation
Data is the new
oil, China the new Sau-
di Arabia.
- franchise failure
A huge series of
cool movies ending with a
two-hour whimper.
- the politics of breathing
We owe ourselves the
right to clean air and water
on a fixed planet.
- fake it till you fake it
We live within un-
certainty, but proclaim our
opinions loudly.
- that special taco
From the taco truck
on the corner, with the right
amount of hotness.
- a lesson in canine economics
Nothing makes you ap-
preciate having one pit
bull than two pit bulls.
- drag me to hell
Roast me, mock me, knock
me off my pedestal and
help me to wake up.
- that nagging cough
Probably nothing.
Nothing except the early
warnings of a plague.
- nothing normal
Perilous times and
bad news everywhere. It’s hard
to stay on your feet.
- the kitchen is secure
The sink is empty.
The stove is clean and shiny.
The tile floor is mopped.
- every day is an extra day
Every day is an
extra day as long as we
continue breathing.
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