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- the joy of wearing stuff out
Each possession, bright
and sturdy, used and used and
used till broken down.
- the very quiet foreign girls poetry group
Their broken English
made for elegant stanzas
of their existence.
- having tea with the muse
Places are set for
two, she comes and goes (mostly
goes) as she pleases.
- the wonder of autumn
Celebrate crunching
of the leaves, cooling of the
days, cups of cider.
- something in the air
Health care’s finest are
sitting down to lunch while they’re
poisoning the room.
- the wait for a vaccine
Racing for a cure,
taking all the shortcuts, most
of us won’t partake.
- youtube and the alt-right
The endless stream wreaks
radicalization, from
recommendations.
- the oldies
Those songs from that long
ago era when ancients
roamed the discotheques.
- virtue wriggling
Don’t pretend Black Lives
Matter while treating your peers
and colleagues like dirt.
- where to sit in a pandemic
The signs on every
other table say to stay
away. The rest? Fine!
- to play ball
A pause from shooting
hoops, catching pop-ups, to fight
police violence.
- dreaming of the harvest
Little seeds, big plans,
rows of hope and dirt-covered
jeans, come sun, come rain.
- when crisis management needs crisis management
Forging safety for
a nation divided puts
us in more danger.
- up-to-the-minute bad news
It’s never been more
fashionable to shoot the
messenger point blank.
- a foreign policy built on human rights
Not to invade and
conquer, but to assist and
leave somewhat better.
- one russian, one vote
Interference means
our picks don’t matter, our hopes
and voices poisoned.
- play balls
Every sport all at
once, a smorgasbord and a
true fan’s worst nightmare.
- it started today in 2005
I’ve written haiku
daily for 15 years and
don’t plan on stopping.
- safety fatigue
Playing by the rules
sucks when everyone else does
whatever they want.
- a library is more than just books
It’s readers, crafty
librarians, free-range kids
and random townsfolk.
- the reading-is-contagious book club
The ladies, without
masks, piled into the living
room to gossip, gloat.
- everything is coronavirus
Scratchy throat, a cough
(but only once in a while),
bleeding from the eyes.
- ode to the post office
Sometimes surly, but
able to take my letter
for only four bits.
- how people are voting
In person on time
or early, by mail or drop
box, hopeful, anxious.
- halloween improvised
Bobbing for vaccines.
Trick or grab-and-go bagged treat.
Masks and nothing else.
- web two-point-whoa
Doomscrolling on a
Wednesday night, watching all the
misery out there.
- dujuan, far from home
Aboriginal
healer, just 10, struggled with
school and the system.
- gasping for revenue
Every town scraping
by till we reopen it
all someday, some year.
- ready to dream about bones
A pittie in his
PJs scampers to and fro,
comfy and happy.
- ones, zeroes and solutions
We collect all this
data and ask it how we
should manage our lives.
- witches and black cats, too
Carve a jack-o’-lan-
tern, put it in a mask. Hang
a skeleton. Same.
- benched
A football team with
too many positives must
sit out the season.
- a pandemic pickle
The restaurants are
too crowded and not crowded
enough to survive.
- ruth bader ginsburg
She fought and fought and
fought for women to be all
treated equally.
- death of a hard drive
Stop playing dead and
give me my files! Or else I’ll …
curl up on the floor.
- why vote?
For democracy.
To choose our leaders. To stick
it to the Russians.
- breonna taylor
In her apartment,
an innocent bystander
shot by cops six times.
- reading as an immersion
I want to read with
my eyes, my ears, my fingers.
I want words to last.
- our place in history
A corrupt regime
that we helped bring about while
resisting feebly.
- he wouldn’t wear a mask
He wouldn’t wear a
mask, not to shop or browse, not
for him or for you.
- little pupils, big caution
All day, they stayed in
the one classroom, but they were
together again.
- life on venus
Microscopic cells
who enjoy a plush sauna
and full privacy.
- trick or treatment
*doorbell* *temperature
check* *hand sanitizer* *tongs*
*drop candy* Repeat.
- on-the-job inspiration
A posted sign: The
beatings will continue un-
til morale improves.
- remote hazing
OMG what’s that
behind you?! Ha! Made you look.
(Please unmute yourself.)
- vote early and often
The good people have
spoken early this year: They’ve
already voted.
- every four years
The anxiety,
the held breath, the wait to see
victory or loss.
- where were we?
Let’s get back to the
business of running and/or
ruining this land.
- sean connery
A sub captain, a
spy and an Irish copper
walk into a bar …
- tailgate in the driveway
Playing it safe by
grilling at home and saving
on the parking fees.
- be kind to yourself
Treat yourself gently
as you would your best friend and
show yourself some love.
- spare hurricane names
Unbreakable codes,
hieroglyphs, nail polish shades,
semaphores, Klingon.
- it’s all uphill from here
A steady job, a
purpose in life … man, this dude
Sisyphus rocked it.
- a national debt
When will we give them
the highest honor, keeping
them safe post-service?
- a meme-based economy
Not by your wealth nor
the sweat of your brow but your
drolly captioned pics.
- a tiktok economy
Dancing for likes, lip-
synching for views, being your
performative self.
- the third wave
Restless for human
interaction, so tired
of hunkering down.
- the heart of 2020
One crisis after
another and another
and another and …
- a strange neighborhood
Walking past tidy
lawns and construction sites in
night’s semi-darkness.
- the confrontation that wasn’t a confrontation
They demanded to
meet with her only to tell
her good job, sort of.
- and a few misspelled words
Sending a text with
random punctuation % enh,
they’ll figure it out^
- cheers under a faltering light
They snuck glasses of
wine when parents weren’t watching
and drank to good times.
- at least we still have power
Why does everything
break down after the checking
account is tapped out?
- stylish strokes
Typographically
speaking, the best fonts convey
meaning in an “a.”
- but would they let them drive?
Rule for astro-chimps:
They would not make the monkey
launch the dang rocket.
- ultimate sins
Doctors: malpractice
suits, death. Priests: molesting kids.
Reporters: lying.
- thankful for
The strength to survive
such an outrageous year while
faking sanity.
- sweet sassy molassy
I hate when tweets end
with declarative bull. That’s
it. That’s the haiku.
- pilgrims, indians and social distancing
Do not gather, but
give thanks for the good health that
makes it possible.
- blackest friday
Jam the stores! This cruel
pandemic economy
needs sacrifices.
- finding meaning in art if not the artist
The artist can be
an utter wanker, yet still
create works of art.
- confessions of a trivia winner
Trust your gut. Keep an
eye on the competition.
Sometimes, take a guess.
- waltzing autumnal
Twirl in the moonlight
surrounded by shadows deep
in the pumpkin patch.
- gifts by the 23rd at the latest
The naughty list grew
so big this year that Santa
just needs a hatchback.
- mr. privilege
Do what I want when
I want and let the rest of
the planet be damned.
- old growth, new stump
A tree falls with help.
Men with their chainsaws carve it
into huge matchsticks.
- cold snap
The house? Perfectly
comfortable 68.
Me? Shivering so.
- madam vice president
Kamala, like a
breath of fresh air. Kamala,
let’s be inspired.
- the roosting of our sins
Meeting up without
a mask. Flaunting our freedom.
Getting sick in droves.
- about living in historical times
Has 2020
taught us anything? Are we
doomed to repeat it?
- inclement no more
Snow comes and blankets
the roads, and antsy children
are stuck in Zoom school.
- other casualties of the pandemic
Shopping local has
never been quicker since so
many stores have closed.
- dark ages the sequel
Emerging from 4
years of smearing science and
setting up scapegoats.
- autumn at ruffner
Up the mountain we
hiked. Down the mountain we sped.
All along we breathed.
- stabilization
Her burden feels a
little lighter, her panic
starting to subside.
- 2020 gonna 2020
On the first day of
Christmas, my true love gave to
me, COVID-19.
- the slutty locksmith
Dirty locks, shiny
keys. Opening the doors to
pleasure and tool sheds.
- symptoms and strategy
Can economy
recover without beating
virus? So far, no.
- the other sickness
Unbelievable
stress, new anxiety, lone-
liness. Minds unwell.
- where once were office parties
Log in and wear your
finest Christmas jammies while
sipping spiked eggnog.
- the proud pittie in the back yard
Atop the stump, he
surveyed the land around him,
and it pleased him so.
- the 99-year-old passive-aggressive samaritan
Her burdensome texts
let us know exactly how
she felt about strays.
- pandemic baby boom
Welcome to all the
new Coronas and Faucis
into this masked world.
- a new season, i guess
That bleak sky. Growing
madness in quarantine. The
grimness of winter.
- for the loved ones we keep safe
One more Facetime. Some
cookies and sweaters in the
mail. Saving up hugs.
- a wish list
Vaccines in every
stocking, relief checks for the
jobless, hope for all.
- the constant of children’s joy
Let them sing with glee.
Let them dream of sugar plums.
Let them wake with gifts.
- all for the birthday boy
An evening party
with a barnyard theme and odd
assortment of gifts.
- the monocultural experience
Back to a world in
which we share hardships and small
wins, pathos and grit.
- a girl and her horse
Once ornery, he
softened under her guidance,
riding proud as one.
- forever … ’21
Let us renew our
commitment to a better
future for us all.
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