primordial batter
Monday, September 9th, 2013The pan’s deep center
hid a chocolate tar pit
of underbaked goo.
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riding the slipstream
Sunday, September 8th, 2013Hunched over, glancing
the scenery sideways and
pedaling along.
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patricidal tendencies
Saturday, September 7th, 2013She could not, would not
confront that which kept her in
fear: daddy issues.
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options and they’re all bad
Friday, September 6th, 2013Does strength lie in an
honorable defeat or
prudent withdrawal?
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yard mullet
Thursday, September 5th, 2013The front lawn is groomed
impeccably. The back yard
swallowed three small dogs.
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soon the leaves will fall
Wednesday, September 4th, 2013Soon the leaves will fall,
the earth wrapped snugly while the
pale trees stand naked.
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the world is run by high schoolers
Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013Graduation is
an illusion. We are kept
in check by sophomores.
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Happy Labor Day!
Monday, September 2nd, 2013
Video: Chad Vader is stuck at work on Labor Day.
Happy Labor Day!
a holiday from
Monday, September 2nd, 2013The kiss-ups, slackers,
meanies, gossips, hustlers, new
faces and dead weight.
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blame the drawing board
Sunday, September 1st, 2013Half the coaches will
erase the board, hoping the
chalk will point the way.
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leave it all out on the field
Saturday, August 31st, 2013Two teams enter, two
teams leave. Most will suffer from
delayed concussions.
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land of puritans
Friday, August 30th, 2013A pop star does a
suggestive dance on TV
and the world explodes.
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the referee’s prayer
Thursday, August 29th, 2013Give us the strength to
call fouls and hurl flags, all in
the name of fair play.
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the fickle electorate
Wednesday, August 28th, 2013Short memories and
clenched fists help them navigate
lists of crooks and cads.
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Vote 2013: Birmingham municipal election results
Tuesday, August 27th, 2013
Happy odd-year Election Day for just one city plus Mobile and Tuscaloosa. Results from today’s races in Birmingham …
(Updating throughout the evening.)
(Contested races only)
- I = incumbent
- Winner in red | runoff opponents in green
Turnout was roughly 20.7 percent, with more than 27,000 voting out of 130,000 registered voters.
Runoffs take place Oct. 8.
