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Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day! Here’s a triple feature from Comedy Central’s “Drunk History,” all with Martin Luther King Jr.

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1. synaptic revolution
   The voice inside my
   head shouts at me (and others):
   “Fight, goddammit, fight!”
2. the twilight of america
   Where once all (white) men
   were created equal, now
   they’re the master race.
3. the best jazz comes from montana
   The best jazz comes from
   Montana, where the beats drop
   all around the clock.
4. 400 characters or 4,000
   Just how long should a
   password be when companies
   get hacked anyway?
5. voters of a certain age
   Young people don’t vote.
   Old people do. And make bad
   picks. Old people win.
6. a holly jolly halloween
   Front yards aglow with
   inflatable ghosts and troupes
   of dancing pumpkins.
7. and the shiny goes to
   All awards are trite
   and egoistic except
   for the ones I win.
8. dressed to thrall
   A great costume sparks
   envy and awe among those
   stuck in basse couture.
9. within one’s means
   The problem with a
   budget is window shopping
   becomes obsession.
10. out of zany, one
    As long as we keep
    the old, the infirm, the odd
    out of sight, we’ll cope.
11. the deep satisfaction of a cake maker
    Turning out layer
    after layer of golden
    baking perfection.
12. a call to disarm
    Why fight when we can?
    Why fight when we can talk? Why
    fight when we can love?
13. 4k 2bad
    Formats are higher
    in resolution but boast
    exact same plot holes.
14. pumpkin spice infestation
    It seeps into your
    pores, turning you into a
    bright wack-o’-lantern.
15. a dog when someone rings the doorbell
    Alert! Alert! A
    stranger is coming in. Let
    me sniff him and pounce.
16. the loner at the patio bar
    The long drawn face tied
    to slumping shoulders. How life
    has beaten him down.
17. at the corner of fourth and 18th
    No better way to
    meet people than at the scene
    of a big car crash.
18. disguise discovery
    This mask we wear comes
    off but once a year to show
    the world our true selves.
19. cuter looters
    At the door are quite
    a few short weirdos looking
    for candy to snatch.
20. squiggles and sticks
    Each punctuation
    mark has a name. Who knows what
    they are period.
21. retail ghost town
    The empty storefronts
    interrupted by a vape
    shop and boutique gym.
22. the paycheck-to-paycheck stranglehold
    Ignore bill, ignore
    bill, pay a little, do with
    less, then start again.
23. no campaigning within 30 feet
    With eager waves and
    greetings, they make a last-ditch
    effort to win votes.
24. from all sides
    Tribalism takes
    its hold on the extremes and
    squeezes the middle.
25. either/or
    A few hours of
    voting can transform the world
    for better or worse.
26. all according to plan
    The frustration of
    being in control while not
    controlling a thing.
27. down and out
    A broken man waits
    on the street for a wish that
    is never granted.
28. a podcast a day
    History, local
    stuff, serial killers fill
    the ears and the minds.
29. broken pen pals
    Accumulation
    on one side of messages,
    postcards and letters.
30. veterans on parade
    Riding the floats and
    waving to throngs of grateful,
    proud Americans.
31. hobo king
    He rules the rails with
    dignity, compassion for
    all who seek jobs, jaunts.
32. the group text
    A thread of catty
    remarks and blackmail pics to
    keep everyone sane.
33. first heard
    Voices. All distinct.
    The light above. Faint footsteps.
    Blood pumps in the ears.
34. the text of undoing
    His motivation
    revealed itself in a few
    poorly chosen words.
35. my other super power
    Picking the item
    at McDonald’s that they’re out
    of today only.
36. the universe in its infinite diversity
    On other planets,
    do they see us? Do they want
    to talk? Or hide out?
37. deep fried turkey
    The only thing deep-
    fried on Thanksgiving was the
    chef’s unlucky leg.
38. back to shells and disks
    The chip is maybe
    secure except when thieves scan
    it in your wallet.
39. the cycle of resistance
    Every day is a
    new fight. Can’t back down. Every
    day is a new fight.
40. the airing of blessings
    Look for the people
    who make your life better to
    express gratitude.
41. a guide to thanksgiving dinner
    Break bread and tell tales
    round the table. Share wisdom
    and promote world peace.
42. 17 rhymes
    Cats hats rats bats tats
    mats gnats fats pats stats lats vats
    slats gats flats brats prats.
43. quantify everything
    Count all the oaks, fish,
    gulls, rocks, cups, stars, cars, peaks, caves,
    kites, dawns, dunes, breaths, souls.
44. a cost of free speech
    A hidden army
    vets obscene and bloody pics
    for our social play.
45. cartoon obsession
    So much joy from a
    set of squiggly lines and a
    troupe of strong voices.
46. beauty and wonder
    To gaze at the blue
    sky with an armada of
    clouds shaped like tacos.
47. scribbling towards ecstasy
    It takes a little
    bit of practice each day to
    become a writer.
48. radical acceptance
    This is our moment.
    Circumstances don’t matter.
    It is what it is.
49. the coming frost
    Soon, the harvested
    fields make way for death, decay
    and the coming frost.
50. climate charge
    Snowflakes in autumn.
    Has winter solstice become
    too commercialized?
51. death at our own hands
    More see the only
    way out is through suicide.
    Hope has gone away.
52. tinder, but for swingin’ kringles
    Those dying malls can’t
    support Santa’s gigs, but an
    app can summon him.
53. everywhere but inside of the eyelids
    Tired, exhausted, worn
    out, run down, sleepy, tuckered
    out, zombified, dead.
54. the holiday rush
    … three smashed cars, two wreck-
    er jobs and a traffic jam
    on the interstate.
55. the surly server
    Her feet ache, her shifts
    go forever and her damn
    diners forget tips.
56. rabble with a cause
    A protest is not
    to reach consensus, but to
    speak truth to power.
57. the perks of being a working stiff
    Sleep comes easily
    to exhausted souls trying
    to remain afloat.
58. space opera
    A musical on
    changing interstellar trade
    policy and droids.
59. the baby says hi
    He toddles up to
    strangers to welcome them with
    no guise but kindness.
60. the monsoon
    Whoever is still
    praying for rain, please stop else
    we drown on our land.
61. choose patience
    The hurry-up-and-
    go method gives way to a
    moment for breathing.
62. youtube radicalization
    Watch a video,
    then three more, then parrot back
    hateful talking points.
63. songs and sweets
    A time for candy
    canes and mistletoe, thoughtful
    gifts and caroling.
64. ai is my co-pilot
    The long road to self-
    driving cars will be littered
    with bodies and wrecks.
65. forget hell
    I had a better
    verse in mind, but I didn’t
    write it down in time.
66. held up at the north pole port of entry
    Santa may delay
    his journey to sort out some
    weird tariff issues.
67. they’ve even infected this stanza
    The Russians spared no
    expense in bringing chaos
    to other nations.
68. the gentleman in front of western
    A looping voice box
    lures busy shoppers to the
    wheelchair bodega.
69. my bully
    You can’t damage me.
    In every aspect, I am
    my own worst bully.
70. the touch of winter
    Dark days, darker nights,
    a biting cold coupled with
    peaceful lifelessness.
71. the heart of contempt
    The fragile white male
    ego, a foul entity
    to behold, to know.
72. sugar cookies and crocheted stockings
    The best thing about
    holiday traditions is
    making up new ones.
73. showtime from the apollo
    They looked back upon
    the earth in awe at the small
    blue marble called home.
74. bundle of hope
    A package, neatly
    wrapped, beneath the twinkling lights
    waiting for a child.
75. brick and mortal
    No more bargain hunts.
    No more long return lines. Just
    click, wait, knock, it’s done.
76. art as a commodity
    What color palette?
    What themes? Which artist’s style? What’s
    your spending limit?
77. maybe next year
    Catch up on some sleep.
    Finish clearing the garage.
    Learn a new language.
78. missing sense
    My dog has no nose!
    — Oh heavens, how does he smell?
    (A pause.) Just awful.
79. unable to escape
    Who designed such a
    fiendish trap that would keep me
    so paralyzed? … … Me.
80. in closing
    All good things must come
    to an end. Fortunately,
    all bad things as well.
81. the beginning
    The road ahead is
    long, maybe dangerous and
    ready to traverse.
82. home for the holi-half-day
    She drove night and day
    across states to be with her
    kids for 12 hours.
83. a little rain
    A light breeze became
    a little rain. That never
    stopped. The world flooded.
84. malodorous realm
    I bet the worst thing
    about eternity in
    hell is the odor.
85. a year for setbacks and setforwards
    She delighted in
    her many resolutions,
    kept and otherwise.
86. rah deal
    Students stopped going
    to games and settled for score
    updates on their phones.
87. found in the mail
    The box of goods wound
    its way across the country
    by way of Japan.
88. ballad of the porch pirate
    Before, burglars had
    to break inside. Now, they just
    swipe our packages.
89. comparison is the thief of joy
    Cupcakes are fancy
    muffins. Hotels are taller
    motels. All is lost.
90. where ideas come from
    A hidden part of
    the lizard brain that defies
    logic and reason.
91. the moral lesson
    Not one to absorb
    but to put into practice
    over and over.
92. everyone is overqualified
    We are good drivers,
    with above-average brains
    and perfect manners.
93. the perfect crime
    Don’t cry because it’s
    over. Smile because you got
    away with something.
94. calibration dish
    If they can’t make a
    good cashew chicken, then they
    won’t see me again.
95. modern civics
    Grab all you can get.
    The ends justify the means.
    And also meanness.
96. to-done list
    It can be somewhat
    satisfying to cross off
    items from ’16.
97. conversations in the air
    Ambling down the street,
    chatting with distant friends through
    hidden earpieces.
98. the heap down the street
    We all end up like
    so much junk on the curb, sent
    to oblivion.
99. the new new fandom
    Love what you love, but
    not to the detriment of
    others’ enjoyment.
100. writing a hit song
     Catchy tune with a
     memorable chorus, plus
     lots of tambourine.
101. winter emergency survival kit
     Light the fire. Pour
     the wine. Stay inside. Cuddle
     under the blankets.

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My picks for #sundayread for January 20, 2019:

• Glad I finally read Joyce’s “A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man,” a wonderfully enriching novel
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• Inside @Facebook’s Secret Rulebook for Global Political Speech
  By @Max_Fisher
• A Pill to Make Exercise Obsolete
  By @NicolaTwilley
• Flashback: Y’all Connect – The exciting tech ecosystem of Birmingham
  #Bham
• Equitable Schools for a Sustainable World
  By Benjamin Doxtdator @doxtdatorb
  (RT @NZPPTA)
• A Very Old Man for a Wolf
  By @Emma_Marris
• Flashback: 10 years ago, Sheffield’s Fred Thompson ends his run for the presidency
  #alpolitics
• The @DerSpiegel Journalism Scandal and the Seduction of Storytelling
  By @JeffJarvis
  (via @mkonnikova)
• “You’re a Quadriplegic”: Las Vegas Shooting Victim Kim Gervais Faces a Hard Reality
  By @JulieTurkewitz
• Flashback: Google+, the little social network that couldn’t
• Interview with director Greta Gerwig
  By @NoreenMalone
• The @GOP’s Sexualized Assault of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC
  By @SadyDoyle
• If @CyntoiaBrown Can Be Released from Prison, Why Not Trafficking Survivor Alexis Martin?
  By @MelissaGira Grant
  (via @leahcarroll)
• Fighting Racism Is Not Just a War of Words — a call to action
  By @TiyaMilesTAM

More posts from Wade this week:

• The Birmingham channel: Holiday magic and madness

More #sundayread:

• All tweets for January 20 #sundayread
• The latest #sundayread tweets
• More #sundayread recommendations from me

Catchy tune with a
memorable chorus, plus
lots of tambourine.

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Love what you love, but
not to the detriment of
others’ enjoyment.

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We all end up like
so much junk on the curb, sent
to oblivion.

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Ambling down the street,
chatting with distant friends through
hidden earpieces.

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It can be somewhat
satisfying to cross off
items from ’16.

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Grab all you can get.
The ends justify the means.
And also meanness.

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A look at Birmingham in videos …

Dancing at a Kwanzaa gathering in December at Shebet’s Boutique downtown. From OTTV25 DA8TV.

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Birmingham electronic musician Dès Vu performs in November at Seasick Records in Crestwood. From Colors of Nights.

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Music video for “Fie on Me” by Birmingham rapper Hardbody Shard. From Hardbody Shard.

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Drone footage of Oak Mountain State Park in winter. From Wayne Degan.

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Football: 10U Georgia vs. Alabama all-stars. From Sportz Clipz TV.

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Feature on new American brasserie Blueprint on 3rd in Pepper Place in Lakeview. From Alabama NewsCenter.

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Driving through Shadrack’s Christmas Wonderland at the Birmingham Race Course. From Tŏng Yé.

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Line dancing to “Swerve.” From Joseph King.

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Backseat view of downtown. From Beachchain Kids on Blockchain.

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Dashcam footage of I-59 north to Trussville. From Tango Ycash.

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Don Lupo, director of the Mayor’s Office of Citizens Assistance, on local TV show “Our Issues Birmingham.” From Our Issues Birmingham.

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Mobile’s WKRG-5 report on a Christmas Eve shooting at a Piggly Wiggly in North Birmingham. From WKRG.

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Birmingham rapper MC Boonkie performs in December at Vikings Motorcycle Club in the Central Park neighborhood. From Bankroll Boonkie.

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Riding the elevator at the Hampton Inn in Irondale. From TJ Elevator Fan.

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A trip to ZooLight Safari in December at the Birmingham Zoo. From Tŏng Yé.

More on Safari (our vertical video of the week). From Connor and Millie.

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The Greater Birmingham Humane Society brings pets to their new homes on Christmas. From Ivan Vantsevich.

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If they can’t make a
good cashew chicken, then they
won’t see me again.

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My picks for #sundayread for January 13, 2019:

• Nice to read the original short story for “Arrival” in “Stories of Your Life and Others” by Ted Chiang, along with a few other interesting pieces.
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• The unbelievable life and times of Birmingham pol Larry Langford
  By Kyle Whitmire @WaronDumb
  #Bham #alpolitics
• Spirit of Fear: 4-part investigative series on sex abuse in independent fundamental Baptist churches
  By @SarahESmith23
• Flashback: The worst headlines in history will destroy your faith in humanity
• All hail salt! Excerpt from “On Spice: Advice, Wisdom and History With a Grain of Saltiness” by Caitlin @PenzeyMoog
• Boko Haram strapped suicide bombs to them. Somehow, these Nigerian girls survived.
  By @DionneSearcey
  (via @spazhousellc)
• Flashback: Y’all Connect – Cleaning up the Inbox
• Cape of Storms to Come: Series on battles over land and water in Cape Town
  By @DianaNeille, Marelise Van Der Merwe @marelisevdm, @LeilaDougan, @Heidi_Swart
  (via @WWFSouthAfrica)
• Every Apple You Eat Took Years and Years to Make: Breeding new kinds at my alma mater, Cornell
  By Sarah Laskow @slaskow
  (via @mckra1g)
• Flashback: From 10 years ago, a pair of Alabamians compete on “Survivor” season 18 (and one will win it all)
• CBS Diversity Showcase Was a Racist, Homophobic Mess for Years, Participants Say
  By Maria Elena Fernandez @writerchica
• Is the Women’s March Melting Down?
  By @LeahMcSweeney and @Jacob__Siegel
• Pregnancy and childbirth are killing African-American women at inexplicable rates
  By Ann M. Simmons @AMSimmons1
  (via @demblackmamas)
• The Year We Left New York
  By @JohnPDarcy_

More posts from Wade this week:

• The Birmingham channel: Jockeys on strike

More #sundayread:

• All tweets for January 13 #sundayread
• The latest #sundayread tweets
• More #sundayread recommendations from me

Don’t cry because it’s
over. Smile because you got
away with something.

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We are good drivers,
with above-average brains
and perfect manners.

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Not one to absorb
but to put into practice
over and over.

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