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a missing lottery ticket

Monday, December 9th, 2013

It flew out the car
window somewhere between West
Memphis and Vega.

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the wish

Sunday, December 8th, 2013

Years later, she would
not remember that it all
went wrong with a wish.

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elfie selfie

Saturday, December 7th, 2013

Santa’s minion left
a digital trail of pics
flashing his North Pole.

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austrian help wanted

Friday, December 6th, 2013

Large harmonizing
family seeks nanny nun
with mad sewing skills.

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united party front

Thursday, December 5th, 2013

The couple huddled
behind the cocktail table
gnawing at hors d’oeuvres.

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last laugh

Wednesday, December 4th, 2013

The comedian
found his audience in a
mob of drunk hecklers.

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mining sweethearts

Tuesday, December 3rd, 2013

He spent his hours
window shopping for a mate,
wary of defects.

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dance of the sugar-free plum fairy

Monday, December 2nd, 2013

The nutcracker was
banished due to allergies
from pecans by kids.

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the earliest shoppers

Sunday, December 1st, 2013

Their lists are all crossed
off, with piles of presents wrapped
and bowed for giving.

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clash of the tigers and elephants

Saturday, November 30th, 2013

Their mighty forces
walloped one another till
blood and tears remained.

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the fine art of crust

Friday, November 29th, 2013

One layer gets the
job done, but two layers are
flaky perfection.

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a thanksgiving prayer

Thursday, November 28th, 2013

May stuffing vs.
dressing be the most heated
argument today.

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paw prints in the mud

Wednesday, November 27th, 2013

Cats, dogs, squirrels traipse through
the yard with impunity.
Beasts without borders.

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stir fry recipe

Tuesday, November 26th, 2013

Chop. Chop chop chop chop
chop chop. Heat wok, add oil.
Cook everything quick.

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modern urban archeology

Monday, November 25th, 2013

Floor after floor of
dust greeted the explorers
deep in the ruins.

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