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funereal advice

Friday, November 26th, 2010

The preacher told the
staid mourners to love more, love
now and love freely.

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all about pacing

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

Small bites and lots of
chewing can get you through the
feasting holiday.

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the tsa handshake

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Weary traveler,
worry not for bombs in your
genitalia.

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the hunt for skinny jeans

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Pair after pair trot
into the cold fitting room,
dismissed in a huff.

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invasion of the giant balloons

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

The mammoth cartoon
figures float with sharp eyes peeled
for sharp points en route.

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put a ring on it

Sunday, November 21st, 2010

Engagement season
ends with tears, starts with wallet
turned to ice pebble.

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in the walmart parking lot on a freezing night

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

Two girls wander with
empty pitchers begging for
change, not dirty looks.

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the countdown has begun

Friday, November 19th, 2010

Shoppers will invade
stores at the crack of dawn, then
rush home for football.

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blogging while driving

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Mixing SEO
and MPH seems like crash
course in 404.

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subtle product placement

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

This haiku is brought
to you by Halliburton
and Diet Pepsi.

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intersection crash

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Limited time and
many opportunities
collide at junction.

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the guest who wouldn’t leave

Monday, November 15th, 2010

He won’t take the hint,
leaving germs and sickness strewn
about the household.

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the do nothings

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

The do nothings gab
and commend themselves on a
job not done at all.

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dust to dust

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Will any of the
pettiness matter when we
reach the end of days?

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if everyone else is insane

Friday, November 12th, 2010

The boundaries of
sanity are far more per-
meable than hoped.

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