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bargain has-bin

Monday, December 31st, 2007

Crazy deep discounts
drive shoppers wild with armfuls
of clearance goodies.

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have holly jolly kwanzaa

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

The shops are abuzz
with bargain hunts and a few
unhappy returns.

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Wade’s 101: Haiku retrospective 8

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007
  1. keeping hope alive
    When will the next great
    leader step forward and drag
    us into the light?
  2. diplomatic tide
    Citizens of the
    world find their way to the hills
    of Alabama.
  3. are you smarter than a mayoral candidate?
    Forum sheds little
    light on dark reality
    of city’s problems.
  4. (more…)

eve of tidings

Monday, December 24th, 2007

All’s quiet. The world
outside settles in for a
night of peace on Earth.

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check the trunk

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Even gifts exchanged
in the parking lot are still
treasures without tree.

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the emperor’s new clothes 7

Monday, December 24th, 2007

The feds have questions
about past payments and loans.
Honeymoon? Over.

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the emperor’s new clothes 6

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Every 23
days, the city gets a much
needed clean sweep. Thanks.

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the emperor’s new clothes 5

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Real reason to give
15,000 laptops to
kids? To meet Oprah.

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the emperor’s new clothes 4

Monday, December 24th, 2007

To pay for favors,
why not raise taxes without
supplying details?

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the emperor’s new clothes 3

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Every breath you take,
every bond you make, the cops
will be watching you.

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the emperor’s new clothes 2

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Demolish structures.
Not a bad idea, but
cloaked in ignorance.

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the emperor’s new clothes 1

Monday, December 24th, 2007

The specter of the
dome: large half-built shell bankrupt
with hopes, promises.

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ripoff van winkle

Monday, December 24th, 2007

He awoke from a
long slumber, only to find
the world hadn’t changed.

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guitar zero

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Real gamers take on
fake rock-star personas to
jam on plastic gear.

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popularity contested

Monday, December 24th, 2007

So much depends on
just showing up. And yet we
often work alone.

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