the fraught lot
Wednesday, May 16th, 2018Musical chairs, but
with many cars and also
limited parking.
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mining the past, screwing the future
Tuesday, May 15th, 2018Reboots require
a syrupy nostalgia
overwhelming all else.
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one-sided correspondence
Monday, May 14th, 2018Stationery, stamps
and pens, but no time to string
together the words.
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the four-minute radiator tutorial
Sunday, May 13th, 2018The mechanic checks
YouTube again to make sure
he’s doing it right.
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chore dice
Saturday, May 12th, 2018Water shelves. Vacuum
bed. Wash living room. Polish
garbage. Roll again.
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the year they stopped making magazines
Friday, May 11th, 2018About seven years
before I arrived at this
quiet waiting room.
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circumstances of our own making
Thursday, May 10th, 2018Trapped at a dinner
party. Painful swollen gums.
Stuck with bald tires.
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dry heat is a myth
Wednesday, May 9th, 2018A furnace blast of
hell’s halitosis roasts skin
and ignites children.
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gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow
Tuesday, May 8th, 2018The two most common
management styles are passive
and, well, aggressive.
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the prat signal
Tuesday, May 8th, 2018And we shall know the
pious through their bright ribbons
and virtuous tweets.
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the lost girl
Sunday, May 6th, 2018Tears in her eyes, she
stumbled round the playground to
find her missing mom.
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on the sliver screen
Saturday, May 5th, 2018Take an Imax hit.
reduce it to 2-D, slap
it on a smartphone.
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to-don’t list, heavily revised
Friday, May 4th, 2018Something something swear
off booze. Forget birthdays. Drive
really carefully.
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a spoiler-free experience
Thursday, May 3rd, 2018Don’t read reviews that
reveal Rosebud is a sled
or Gwyneth’s boxed head.
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holy wit
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2018If only the staid
preachers were as funny as
the church signs outside.
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