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Archive for 'Daily Haiku'

so much for scheming

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

The ideas come
fast and furious, but the
solutions need time.

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potato, po-screw-yourself

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

And here we come to
the same argument we’ve had
for the last six years.

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green machine

Friday, August 17th, 2007

My life runs on clean,
sustainable, natural
power. And draft beer.

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i am pong

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Wild new gaming style
requires standing, swatting
at virtual ball.

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clinging to survive

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Vines mount stealth attack
along domestic borders
while we sleep in peace.

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half and half

Friday, August 10th, 2007

You’ll find that Real World
Me is as painfully dull
and dry as Work Me.

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originality, not so much

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Writing poems, yo.
Best. Guidelines. Evah. Check out
its cliché-y goodness.

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jiggy little pill

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

If you’re happy and
you know it, clap your mouth shut
and stop the Prozac.

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fortune favors the brash

Monday, August 6th, 2007

You will meet a kind
stranger by cutting in front
of her in traffic.

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cabbage patch cells

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

When they come named with
adoption certificates,
I’ll buy an iPhone.

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afternoon ambush

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

Blessedly hot day
turns steamy with downpour of
cool drenching torrents.

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valleydale cabal

Sunday, August 5th, 2007

The secret club meets
at a strip mall restaurant
for Friday dinner.

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mister collegiality

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

My job, as I see
it, is success through others
in surprising ways.

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unhappy hour at the genius bar

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

The infant laptop
seems helpless as the techie
looks for maladies.

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fire up a colortini

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Sit back, relax and
watch the pictures, now, as they
fly through the air. (fade)

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