Blogger walks into
a bar and orders a beer,
writes notes on napkin.

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The baby walks and
talks, and the infant quickly
scoots along the rug.

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Much more can be done
in the space of a handshake
and unlikely smile.

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Supersize screen makes
trip to movies magical
spectacle of light.

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I have … found that plans
are useless, but planning is
indispensable.

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The rain we gain flows
mainly down the drain. Now, how
does it rain? It wanes.

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Turn the camera
off and focus on someone
other than me, please.

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Celebrities and
rock stars preach green awareness
while stuck in excess.

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Even “lucky” pairs
who wed triple seven
face odds of divorce.

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I cloak jealousy
in winced looks and snide asides
while plotting anew.

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Sometimes fate isn’t
so much cruel as it is a
misguided joker.

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Don’t simply fight for
freedoms. Exercise them or
they become worthless.

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Thank God, I have health
insurance. Even if it
fails to cover me.

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Why does no one share
my love of exotic tastes
and lowbrow humor?

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Dear Lord, please don’t make
it rain. Instead, give us strength
when we are thirsty.

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