guess who’s coming to instagram?
Friday, August 4th, 2017The pork was simply
photogenic, while the beets
blushed under the lights.
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high praise from the orchestra
Thursday, August 3rd, 2017The brass bumped fists, the
strings tapped bows, and the woodwinds
trilled for no reason.
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party hats optional
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2017She spent her birthday
under the knife and fed by
an array of tubes.
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not quite hitchcockian
Tuesday, August 1st, 2017The audience seemed
dazed once the lights came up and
the credits rolled by.
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it’s been a privilege
Monday, July 31st, 2017We do the same things
but get different outcomes. It’s
like the system’s rigged.
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imposters
Sunday, July 30th, 2017They share our first and
last names, but their faces and
minds are different.
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at the reunion of former classmates
Saturday, July 29th, 2017Everyone’s bigger,
balder, gauntier, louder
and mostly sadder.
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a type of food group
Friday, July 28th, 2017His idea of
cooking was to open a
bag of chips, served fresh.
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after employee chip insertion
Thursday, July 27th, 2017Make them dance like the
puppets they are, then charge them
double for vending.
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a minor legal matter
Wednesday, July 26th, 2017A Boy Scout is blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah and blah.
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home remedies
Tuesday, July 25th, 2017Take a bee’s stinger,
mix it with ointment and brine,
inject rectally.
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kids’ matinee
Monday, July 24th, 2017They marched into the
theater single file and
watched without a peep.
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perhaps a second intermission
Sunday, July 23rd, 2017The tenor declares
mild weather in a 20-
minute aria.
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heads, we’re good
Saturday, July 22nd, 2017The choice to be nice.
The choice to be kind. The choice
to be fair. Take it.
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battle of the networker stars
Friday, July 21st, 2017He passed out business
cards like candy, the kind that
rots your will to live.
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