the real world awaits
Saturday, May 6th, 2017Gowns tossed aside, caps
flung in joy, time to get to
work and pay off loans.
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premium deluxe
Friday, May 5th, 2017The only good health
insurance plan is to be
born super wealthy.
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a recipe for pound cake
Thursday, May 4th, 2017A pound of sugar,
flour, eggs and butter, mixed,
baked, cooled and eaten.
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crushing dissent
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2017Round up the trouble-
makers. Run them over, or
fire the tear gas.
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talk o’ tuesday
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2017Celebrate with a
hard shell and a soft shell and
mucho, mucho cheese.
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before the battery dies
Monday, May 1st, 2017Return texts, check the
game score, take one more selfie
and call in sick to
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too much happy
Sunday, April 30th, 2017A day so packed with
activities you almost
forget to (gasp!) breathe.
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global broiling
Saturday, April 29th, 2017If you can’t stand the
heat, get out of the kitchen
known as Planet Earth.
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one day at a time
Friday, April 28th, 2017She stared at the wine
bottle. Sighed. Folded her hands.
Stared at it and prayed.
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happy happy joy joy
Thursday, April 27th, 2017The key is to seek
joy and purpose with each step.
Or drink heavily.
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the joke’s on us
Wednesday, April 26th, 2017When reality
is stranger than fiction, laugh
at the sane and meek.
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periodic fable
Tuesday, April 25th, 2017They can have science
when they pry it from my cold
dead robotic hands.
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augmented inebriation
Monday, April 24th, 2017I want a headset
that shows virtual arrows
to the nearest bar.
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soldiers in lab coats
Sunday, April 23rd, 2017The people cried out:
“We don’t want to know the truth!”
Science marches on.
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all’s well in dixieland
Saturday, April 22nd, 2017Our governance is
spotless. We feast like kings. All’s
well in Dixieland.
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