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a streak of lazy

Friday, June 10th, 2016

Wash the car, clean the
house, darn the socks, feed the dog.
Or take a long nap.

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500 yards shy

Thursday, June 9th, 2016

Computer map, why
didn’t you warn us about
the fault in our way?

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what pugs find hilarious

Wednesday, June 8th, 2016

Barking dogs laugh at
me while I pull weeds and tend
the overgrown yard.

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a talent for escape

Tuesday, June 7th, 2016

They left to seek their
fortunes elsewhere, weary of
broken promises.

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kitchen magic

Monday, June 6th, 2016

A sprinkle of this,
a heap of that and a knack
for subtle flavors.

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the sidewalk fit for domesticated hikers

Sunday, June 5th, 2016

The urban trail ends
at the corner of Starbucks
and homeless beggars.

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prick us, do we not bloviate?

Saturday, June 4th, 2016

Crowdsourcing your woes
leads to one truth needle in
a pompous haystack.

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while birmingham rots

Friday, June 3rd, 2016

The crooked don’t see
themselves as crooked, but as
some goddamned saviors.

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the modern seamstress

Thursday, June 2nd, 2016

Hands full with thread and
needle, stitching up a storm
while rocking the tats.

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overthinking and underrating

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

The Yelp rating is
two stars but the line is all
the way down the block.

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on top of everything else

Tuesday, May 31st, 2016

The stout newcomer
irked the nudist colonists
with his rakish hat.

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the battle done

Monday, May 30th, 2016

Lay down your arms and
rest, weary soldier. The war
rages on and on.

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the doctor will misdiagnose you now

Sunday, May 29th, 2016

You’re either three months
pregnant or suffering from
a case of scurvy.

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the modern litmus test

Saturday, May 28th, 2016

Decoding a friend’s
serial vaguebooking by
one and all watching.

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the backyard crew

Friday, May 27th, 2016

Cheers to the weekend
grillers and their smokers and
charcoal and slow heat.

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