kneel before sod
Wednesday, May 11th, 2016Grassy transplants hid
the scalp of the yard, waiting
for rain and chipmunks.
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Grassy transplants hid
the scalp of the yard, waiting
for rain and chipmunks.
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Staying on your toes,
regulating your rhythm,
keeping up your smile.
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Unwritten words stay
off reams of stationery,
frozen and silent.
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Test of salesmanship:
Unloading a futon for
almost the same price.
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Adulting isn’t
just a stupid word but a
stupid concept, too.
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Turning on your phone
during the film gives me a
bad retinal burn.
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Deviating from
the rules is not allowed. Why
not stick to the norm?
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A divorced war vet
with a no-good brat, junked ship
and restless Wookiee.
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Tuscaloosa, tops
in gymnastics, football and
cheating governors.
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What does it take to
drive off a wife of 50
years? Look out with lust.
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Like Dubya, he flew
high above the ruins of
his land without care.
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No one fondled the
randy geezer stuck in the
governor’s mansion.
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He saw beloved
faces at every turn, yet
could not name a one.
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Cool morning treat, plus
an opportunity for
bacon as dessert.
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Hell on Earth comes as
a barrage of furious
tornados and storms.
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