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a coalition of the unwilling

Monday, December 28th, 2015

Across Bama, a
wide range of awful leaders
keep us from progress.

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typhoons in dixie

Sunday, December 27th, 2015

Downpours without end.
Lightning, thundering, flooding.
Christmas underwater.

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hanlon’s haiku

Saturday, December 26th, 2015

Don’t attribute to
malice that which is explained
by stupidity.

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the 2015th noel

Friday, December 25th, 2015

The angel did tweet,
was to certain poor shepherds
in fields as they sleep.

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baby, it’s warm outside

Thursday, December 24th, 2015

I really can’t stay
I’ve got to go away. This
evening has been … gross.

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adolescent holiday madness

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2015

Waiting for Santa
is unbearable when you
want nothing but toys.

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vacation mode engaged

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015

The body is in
the office, but the mind is
somewhere on Pluto.

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tropical noel

Monday, December 21st, 2015

The flip-flops are hung
by the chimney with care. Cold
beers will soon be there.

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the case for going out

Sunday, December 20th, 2015

Outside is hiking
and new restaurants and fresh
scenery and friends.

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heart attacks and respiratory failure

Saturday, December 19th, 2015

The students save the
dummy’s life repeatedly.
Make better choices!

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rules for distributing candy from a christmas parade float

Friday, December 18th, 2015

Actually, there’s
only one rule to keep in
mind: Do not run out.

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there is no try

Thursday, December 17th, 2015

“The Force will be with
you. Always.” “Let the Wookiee
win.” “Do. Or do not.”

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brawl at city hall

Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

That time the mayor
and council member traded
blows instead of words.

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happy life day

Tuesday, December 15th, 2015

Let the fur fly and
the sabers sizzle on this
spacey holiday.

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the perfect office present

Monday, December 14th, 2015

Coffee or small gift
cards or engraved luggage tags
or another round.

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