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dinner party achievement unlocked

Sunday, August 30th, 2015

The satisfaction
from a well-cooked gourmet meal,
but mostly fullness.

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proration 2015

Saturday, August 29th, 2015

It’s the second week
of school, and they’re already
out of chalk and milk.

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shop and chop

Friday, August 28th, 2015

The big dinner needs
sliced and diced vegetables and
meats at the ready.

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dare defend

Thursday, August 27th, 2015

Fields of cotton, lush
forests, manmade lakes, kind hearts
in Alabama.

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jersey sore

Wednesday, August 26th, 2015

The coach yells at the
team. The players run their drills.
Practice never ends.

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misanthropic awakening

Tuesday, August 25th, 2015

The more you get to
know people, the more you want
to crawl back in bed.

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the cost of fame

Monday, August 24th, 2015

He made a deal with
the devil, then acted shocked
at the devil’s scam.

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a reasonable exit strategy

Sunday, August 23rd, 2015

Put down the empty
glass and slip out the back door
with hoarded brownies.

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the most awkward sales pitch ever

Saturday, August 22nd, 2015

It comes with something …
let me ask my manager
and not call you back.

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chores, then domination

Friday, August 21st, 2015

I’ll be ready to
conquer the world as soon as
I wash the dishes.

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emoji nation

Thursday, August 20th, 2015

We started out with
Shakespeare and ended with a
suggestive eggplant.

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fourth wave feminism

Wednesday, August 19th, 2015

Ladies choose to be
objectors, objectified,
their bodies their selves.

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sensation of singing

Tuesday, August 18th, 2015

The lyrics rolled by
on monitors for us to
belt out tipsily.

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every saturday over coffee and carburetors

Monday, August 17th, 2015

The parking lot filled
with classic hot rods, gearheads
and fans of sweet rides.

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the festival of fall approaches

Sunday, August 16th, 2015

A carnival of
colorful trees and hazy
nights heads for our block.

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