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Tuesday Night Lights: Penalty for clipping

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We interrupt this season of “Two-a-Days” for the following announcement:

This week’s episode is a lousy clip show. How the heck do you put together highlights from a mere seven half-hour episodes of the Hoover Bucs? The producers could’ve at least just made it 20 minutes of Coach Propst ranting unbleeped …

Instead, we offer our “best of” from the season to date.

Highlights from the season 2 clip show of the MTV reality series …

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Shane, the cheerleading coach, accidentally kills Maude Flanders.

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Pretty!

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Hairy!

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Toothy!

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It’s hard to believe Charlie got a D in English,
until you realize he thought the signs said, ‘Men’s Room.’

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Vestavia Hills nachos, 1.
Hoover fans, 0.

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Cheerleaders’ mashed potatoes, 1.
Kristen, 0.

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The Lunchroom of Levity™, starring Coach Shane.

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The Napoleonic choad.

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Dance, Waldo, dance.

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Even the T-shirts are bullies.

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Brittany and Mark, natural born cuddlers.

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Elliot and Ross, voted
‘Most Likely to Break Up on MySpace.’

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See?

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DeJohn Defeated by De Knee (de oldest joke in de book).

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She can shuffle our deck any time.

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I’m secretly shooting you the bird, psychic whore.

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I smell bread.

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Mark shows off his outfit for prom.

“Two-a-Days” airs at 9 p.m. Tuesdays on MTV, repeating throughout the week and available for free online.

Previously: A beatdown during practice; Brittany’s psychic has some bad news about marrying Mark.
And next: The hatred continues against Vestavia Hills.

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Dude, more “Two-a-Days.”

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