Tuesday Night Lights: Penalty for clipping
By Wade KwonWe interrupt this season of “Two-a-Days” for the following announcement:
This week’s episode is a lousy clip show. How the heck do you put together highlights from a mere seven half-hour episodes of the Hoover Bucs? The producers could’ve at least just made it 20 minutes of Coach Propst ranting unbleeped …
Instead, we offer our “best of” from the season to date.
Highlights from the season 2 clip show of the MTV reality series …
Shane, the cheerleading coach, accidentally kills Maude Flanders.
Pretty!
Hairy!
Toothy!
It’s hard to believe Charlie got a D in English,
until you realize he thought the signs said, ‘Men’s Room.’
Vestavia Hills nachos, 1.
Hoover fans, 0.
Cheerleaders’ mashed potatoes, 1.
Kristen, 0.
The Lunchroom of Levity™, starring Coach Shane.
The Napoleonic choad.
Dance, Waldo, dance.
Even the T-shirts are bullies.
Brittany and Mark, natural born cuddlers.
Elliot and Ross, voted
‘Most Likely to Break Up on MySpace.’
See?
DeJohn Defeated by De Knee (de oldest joke in de book).
She can shuffle our deck any time.
I’m secretly shooting you the bird, psychic whore.
I smell bread.
Mark shows off his outfit for prom.
“Two-a-Days” airs at 9 p.m. Tuesdays on MTV, repeating throughout the week and available for free online.
Previously: A beatdown during practice; Brittany’s psychic has some bad news about marrying Mark.
And next: The hatred continues against Vestavia Hills.
Also:
- Point: Coach Propst calls “Friday Night Lights” (the NBC show, not the movie) “scripted TV crap.”
- Counterpoint: It’s the “best drama on any network.”
- She’s hot, she’s an award-winning journalist, and she knows the future: Amanda the psychic drops by
- Buy the entire season.
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Dude, more “Two-a-Days.”