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Models, Inc.: Inside the bad actors’ studio

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It’s not enough to be pretty, or make good pictures. It’s about (hand flourish) acting!

And so, our contestants become double threats as models and thespians on last week’s (sorry so late!) “America’s Next Top Model.” Hey, Dionne Walters of Montgomery, we said thespians, not lesbia– never mind.

All the photos, after the jump …

Highlights from episode 7 of the CW reality series …

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Brittany exorcises her demon weave.

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Hats + ham = hamhats.

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The straw hat. Bonnet on it.

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Vote for me, and all of your wildest dreams will come true.

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Your challenge winner? Renee,
who picks Dionne to win sweet tees.

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The real prize? Family time for yo mamas.

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Natasha rocks the flesh-eating bacteria makeup.

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Ta’kya has two mommies.

The panel

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Sigh, Dionne goes frumptastic again at panel.

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You know what this cycle needs?
More implied lesbianism.

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Called out first!

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Whitney washes out. Plus-size, minus two.

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Next week: all aboard for Australia.

Has Jaslene lost it? Has Dionne found it?

“America’s Next Top Model” airs at 7 p.m. Wednesdays on CW 21, repeating at 8 p.m. Sundays and available for free online.

Previously: Trouble with a capital ‘T’ and that rhymes with ‘P’ and that stands for pool!
And next: They go to a land down under.

Also:

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On the runway: more on “America’s Next Top Model.”

3 Yips for “Models, Inc.: Inside the bad actors’ studio”

  1. Ginny
    Thursday, April 19, 2007, 3:03 am
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    Did they really announce the trip destination? It’s usually a surprise. Spoiler sits in the old gum tree, geez.

  2. Wade
    Thursday, April 19, 2007, 7:37 am
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    Beats me. At least, they’re all still beautiful on the inside.

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