gone to pieces

By Wade Kwon

Boo hoo, I did drugs
and wrote best-selling book. Worse?
I lied to Oprah.

• • •

Kenn
Thursday, January 26, 2006, 5:45 pm
1

Shit, I thought you were making fun of me until I realized that I’ve never *met* Oprah, much less lied to her.
Mrs. Tutor
Thursday, January 26, 2006, 6:06 pm
2

Boy, you do not want to piss off Oprah. I’m surprised Frey still had his thumbs when he appeared on today’s show.
Brooks
Friday, January 27, 2006, 1:19 pm
3

The entire Bush administration can mislead a country into war, but, by golly, no one better lie to Oprah. He’s lucky he made it off that stage without getting bitch slapped a couple of times.
Wade
Friday, January 27, 2006, 5:57 pm
4

Good God, people, Oprah is far more powerful than some hack from Texas. Do not deny the Oprah!