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Archive for April, 2007

the preciousness of air

Sunday, April 8th, 2007

Tire tires of
inflated existence, goes
flat on principle.

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Models, Inc.: The naming of cattiness

Friday, April 6th, 2007

What happens when models pick their own names and unleash them on Hollywood’s C list? An annoyed rapper, soaked contestants and Paris Hilton?!

Yes, we’re making faces, on purpose, after Wednesday’s episode of “America’s Next Top Model,” and our weave is about to fly the coop. Plus, Montgomery’s Dionne Walters puts her best feet forward.

All the photos, after the jump … (more…)

winey behavior

Friday, April 6th, 2007

Loosen up. Slip off
worries of the office with
a glass of stomped grapes.

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moods of april

Friday, April 6th, 2007

It’s hot. It’s cold. It’s
hot. It’s cold. Spring, such a coy
mischievous season.

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time out passed

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

If ever there were
a time for vacation, it
would have been today.

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Tuesday Night Lights: Dismember the titans

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

Maybe the Hoover Bucs didn’t have the best season ever. Their hopes of a mythic national championship crashed hard earlier in the season. But the high school football powerhouse could still fulfill one record-breaking goal: a fifth straight state championship.

And so, Coach Propst and company are back on familiar turf, battling for the ring in one last game. It’s time for players, couples and teams to face their destiny in the hour-long season finale of “Two-a-Days.” (more…)

deconstructing aphrodite

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

A fool and his love
are soon parted. At least, that’s
what she said to me.

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week wound up

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

That blur you see is
me trying to keep up with
schedule gone awry.

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Mission update: Last call for donations

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

We leave for our Magic City Mission on Easter morning, but we could still use a few more items.

Our Hands on Birmingham team of six volunteers will be working next week with Hands on New Orleans to help rebuild the city. Thanks to your generosity, we’ll be taking enough donations to fill two pickups, including refurbished laptop computers from TechBirmingham, a new chainsaw, cleaning supplies and goodies for the long-term volunteers and staff there.

If you’d like to help, you still have time to give — check out the wish list, which shows what’s still needed and drop-off points near you.

Please consider a gift card (easy to transport, fits all budgets, doesn’t expire):

You can order them online or at store locations. (If you have them shipped, please send them directly to Hands on New Orleans, 2309 Dryades St., New Orleans, LA 70113.)

The drop-off deadline is Wednesday, April 4, so hurry!

We’ll send you postcards from New Orleans throughout the week as we help our neighbors in Louisiana and remind them that Birmingham still cares. Thank you for your support.

dog track

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Masters lead by their
collars and leashes so their
two-legged friends follow.

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yellow drain

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Drops fall from heaven
to scrub miserable grains
of pollen from earth.

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march of history 3

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Selma endures prez
hopefuls. Obama, Clinton
to be prez footnotes?

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march of history 2

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Four years in Iraq:
one nation bleeds while other
dickers over plan.

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march of history 1

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Women’s history:
Anthony, Tubman, Curie,
um, Paris Hilton?

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