back to school for teachers
Wednesday, August 24th, 2016World’s Greatest Teacher
mug filled with coffee and a
shot of cheap whiskey.
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back to school for parents
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2016Moms and dads smiled wide
as they shipped their hellions
to the mental mines.
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trust no one
Monday, August 22nd, 2016Bury your feelings
and plow on with no regard
for consequences.
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triple threat
Sunday, August 21st, 2016I like triathlon’s
efficiency: I can suck
in three sports at once.
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explain yourself in 17 syllables
Saturday, August 20th, 2016Studious ball of
sarcasm bundled with wit
in a slim package.
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wedding on football saturday
Friday, August 19th, 2016The bride wore her mom’s
sleek dress. The groom wore earbuds
and a haunted look.
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it came from over the mountain
Thursday, August 18th, 2016The creature from the
monochromatic suburb
oozes privilege.
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21st-century foxes
Wednesday, August 17th, 2016The true tastemakers
and who’s who appear only
on Warhol’s Snapchat.
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the escape
Tuesday, August 16th, 2016All week, they had dreamt
of driving fast and far from
the chains of despair.
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chew on that
Monday, August 15th, 2016Wasn’t the future
of food supposed to be all
things in gummy form?
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explosions from the sky
Sunday, August 14th, 2016The fury above
comes with a sudden onset
of black sky and gusts.
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200m sharks
Saturday, August 13th, 2016Swimmers churn the tank
with sturdy strokes, a violent
contest back and forth.
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tabby taste tester
Friday, August 12th, 2016A paw drops into
the glass for a quick sip of
the drink he’s having.
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four-drone garage
Thursday, August 11th, 2016One to check on the
kids, one for weekends, one for
off-road, one for spite.
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my never-ending stories
Wednesday, August 10th, 2016I’m here to watch peak
TV and kick ass, and I
can’t ever tune out.
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