all is lost
By Wade KwonAin’t It Cool News recently had a “Lost” haiku contest to win one of four Season 1 box sets. Here are my entries. Still waiting on the results …
The numbers 4, 8,
15, 16, 23,
and 42 suck.
Mysterious isle
lulls survivors with tropic–
LOOK OUT! POLAR BEAR!!!!
If a plane crashes
In the middle of nowhere,
Does it make sense? Wait …
Hunger, fights, monster,
Others, traps, island madness.
Worst. Junket. Ever.
Conflict. Then flashback.
Weird stuff. Then flashback again.
Ends with head scratching.
Follow Jack? Why not?
Follow Locke? Isn’t he nuts??
Follow Kate? Hell yeah.
Down the hatch we go.
“Quarantine” is for wusses.
The tribe has spoken.
Sunday, October 16, 2005, 1:09 pm
Is it possible
I spend more time looking for
the numbers than them?
If they want to know
the meaning of the numbers
they should Google them
Sunday, October 16, 2005, 1:52 pm
If I met Sawyer…
The game they call “I never”?
I’d change his answers
Monday, October 17, 2005, 4:08 am
Shoulda entered … I can almost taste the boxed sets. They taste like Apollo bars.