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1. glorious, glorious snow
   The prospect of white
   gold promises a day of
   hooky and snugness.
2. belts are tightening
   Not enough money
   to cover food, gas and bills.
   The struggle is real.
3. the ai-enhanced toaster
   Kitchen appliance
   brings the promise of AI
   to your dumb kitchen.
4. writers turned performers
   Take your very words
   and proclaim them to all the
   masses and their ilk.
5. all is calm, all is bright
   Sing of the joyous
   couple and their unplanned babe
   in a foul stable.
6. post-holiday blues
   The family has
   left. The tree is dying. The
   returns are still left.
7. the walmart police
   He carefully scans
   the cart, receipt in hand, on
   the lookout for theft.
8. the stats on listening
   How much streaming did
   we consume in a full year?
   All hail Spotify!
9. banned words of 2025
   Slop, ballroom, tariff,
   parasocial, cringe, rawdog,
   tradwife, 6-7!
10. scratch-offs and bottled water
    She played card after
    card, hoping for a small win
    for her investment.
11. year-end clearance
    Twenty twenty-five
    can’t hurt us no more because
    we’re ditching that bitch.
12. new year, same you
    The calendar is
    new, but you’re still the same old
    you with more mileage.
13. holiday hangover
    The spending was wild,
    the parties were amazing,
    the headache is real.
14. rat on the loose
    Tiny, furry one,
    why must you visit my home
    this dreary winter?
15. biking buddies
    They pedaled along
    empty streets, admiring the
    urban wonderland.
16. lovely and lively
    She is delightful
    and wry, playful and cheerful
    and so kissable.
17. windshield woes
    The glass is cracking
    up (again). Time to invest
    in costly fixes.
18. splitting down
    I squatted, and the
    jeans ripped in the butt. Time to
    reduce that booty?
19. benefits of the doubts
    She doesn’t think he’s
    keeping pace and resorts to
    curt accusations.
20. veganism as a way of life
    No animals were
    harmed in the making of these
    delicious vittles.
21. language is no longer a barrier
    Pointez votre phone
    vers ce poème, et voyez
    les vers traduits vite.
22. gone but forgotten
    They served food with a
    welcoming atmosphere and
    still ended up closed.
23. struggles with attention
    Even the simplest
    task becomes monumental
    and just out of reach.
24. for those who cannot change
    Scorn and ridicule
    to the one who expects good
    from doing nothing.
25. chest time
    Quality time on
    the sofa to settle in
    and snuggle away.
26. the tawdry read
    Smut filled the pages
    of the paperback novel
    leading her astray.
27. invasion of the arctic air
    Temperate weather
    goes out the window when a
    polar vortex drops.
28. life has beaten me down
    Tired of getting up
    in a world indifferent
    to menial lives.
29. rehearsing the speech in your head
    Going over it
    over and over, trying
    not to sound naggy.
30. civil rights mecca
    Visit Birmingham
    to see the history up
    close and personal.
31. (at least) three more years of nonsense
    Trumponomics is
    a disaster designed to
    wreck the middle class.
32. i can’t drive 55
    Follow the highway
    to discover new vistas,
    new destinations.
33. defending your life
    Rationalizing
    the choices we’ve made to a
    dispassionate judge.
34. the wonders of the snack cart
    Junk foods of all kinds,
    from cookies to chocolates
    to chips and gummies.
35. the faces of ai
    Confidante, teacher,
    companion, advisor, judge,
    advocate, writer.
36. hypocrisy is dead
    Winning became more
    important than values. It
    has become the rule.
37. they take care of the customer
    They don’t make up lame
    excuses. They’re more focused
    on setting things right.
38. the old piano
    Between 81
    and 86 keys still work
    but it needs tuning.
39. oh yeah, it’s an election year
    In Alabama,
    a stupid football coach will
    become governor.
40. try a little tenderness
    In this hellish world,
    be kind to one another
    and allow for grace.
41. the new sidewalk
    A concrete ribbon
    stretches for blocks, inviting
    people and pooches.
42. every accusation is a confession
    They chide enemies,
    unwittingly revealing
    their evil nature.
43. sex positivity
    It’s really fun and
    a good way to explore one’s
    self or another.
44. the uncomfortable mirror
    Are we living lives
    worth emulating? Or are
    we coming up short?
45. guts
    It takes guts to be
    the gadfly, the truth teller,
    the one who stands up.
46. first time cooking vegan
    It’s seems to be more
    about shunning foods rather
    than embracing them.
47. berries for months
    She freezes her fresh
    harvest by the bucketful.
    Cornucopia!
48. here comes the torch
    Celebrate the sports
    in Milano Cortina
    for the Winter Games!
49. the original home of mardi gras
    Driving to Mobile
    to dance, drink and celebrate
    the rolling good times.
50. when the bills come due
    Each month, we stretch our
    paycheck to cover growing
    expenses and needs.
51. getting things done
    An intricate way
    to manage projects and tasks
    in such constant flux.
52. cheap wine, good wine
    For a few dollars,
    you can experience a
    glass of fine grape juice.
53. cabin fever
    Been cooped up too long
    this winter. Ready to burst
    onto la nature.
54. deep intimacy
    When the questions probe
    into the psyche and the
    responses are long.
55. galentine’s day
    Party for women
    who lift each other up in
    platonic friendships.
56. a night for romance
    Champagne and truffles,
    flowers and candy, dinner
    and movie, all set.
57. the ravages of age
    Pay no attention
    to the wrinkles, the gait or
    the snowy white hair.
58. buffy for beginners
    She’ll quip and quip and
    quip, but always ready for
    a bloody battle.
59. worldly ways
    She had always been
    on the go, visiting these
    wild destinations.
60. summers up north, winters down south
    Back and forth in search
    of warmer temps and cooling
    breezes for comfort.
61. building a life alone
    How did I end up
    resetting everything and
    relying on me?
62. dad needs a little help
    He just had an eye
    operation, and struggles
    with little to-dos.
63. well-paid paperweights
    We sit bored with no
    way to pass the time, watching
    the clock ticking down.
64. a night of jazz
    Fans dressed to go to
    dinner later, waiting for
    the late musicians.
65. authoritarian blues
    This machine murders
    fascists, but not nearly fast
    enough for my taste.
66. the value of protest
    Finding people who
    support the same underdog
    cause you’re fighting for.
67. the alabama solution 2
    Prisoners face off
    against murderous guards in
    horrid conditions.
68. i prefer the summer
    Nothing against sub-
    freezing temps and icy roads,
    but gimme hot days.
69. procrastination, the writer’s friend
    Almost ready to
    write, just need to get coffee
    and sharpen pencils.
70. exploiting ai
    Let us rejoice in
    slop and thank our 12-fingered
    hands for this content.
71. how to tell you’re in a cult
    Everyone tells you
    that you’re in a cult, but you
    fail to heed their pleas.
72. the roundabout
    Vehicles turn left
    till they exit right, a game
    of Rushin’ Roulette.
73. cooking for the week
    Up late making food
    in advance to nourish us
    in the coming days.
74. getting away from lists
    So many things to
    do, on our Post-Its, in our
    heads, in our Inbox.
75. half a banana
    Heavy on those carbs
    before the race, fractioned fruit
    during and after.
76. the meaning of christianity
    A list of holy
    do’s and don’ts, but open to
    interpretation.
77. whither college?
    What good is higher
    learning when the professors
    can’t keep up with tech?
78. the thaw
    Signs of spring emerge
    underneath the melting snow.
    Green is the new black.
79. climate costs
    Higher power and
    gas bills. Lost time at work. Need
    more medical care.
80. hype, hype and more hype
    Entertainers and
    athletes shine brightest before
    their predestined fall.
81. elder rap stars
    Once, they rocked the mic.
    Now, they spread joy and mirth far
    across the tame land.
82. sponsors needed
    Put your brand name here
    and win the adulation
    of dozens of fans.
83. please please click me
    Make the headline vague
    enough to make readers real
    curious to see.
84. snack happy hour
    Five o’clock strikes, and
    it’s time to munch on pretzels
    and assorted treats.
85. a celebration of movies
    Hit the theater
    to take in a new comic
    book flick or romcom.
86. the value of protests
    Finding your tribe can
    be the most empowering
    action to fight back.
87. the hidden atm
    Why didn’t they tell
    me about the one by the
    side garage entrance?
88. how to drive a car into the ground
    Take great care of your
    beater, and replace any
    parts that go kaput.
89. and the allergy came back
    His eyes were burning
    something fierce from either smoke,
    pollen or dander.
90. plant away
    Let the seeds erupt
    into new vegetables and
    flowers on raised beds.
91. you were never cool
    But you were always
    kind and considerate, a
    soul to admire.
92. cleaning up, cleaning out
    The time has arrived
    finally to haul off the
    junk and make some space.
93. you can’t make someone do anything
    We try all the time.
    It doesn’t work. We can hope,
    and we can pray hard.
94. the cellist with the pink hair
    Back from a smoke break,
    she tunes her instrument while
    humming to herself.
95. compact champagne
    For those great little
    celebrations of minor
    victories and whims.
96. electric boogaloo
    Americans would
    rather pump gas and make fumes
    than go electric.
97. mr. show
    A fantastical
    show where one surreal sketch would
    lead to another.
98. an ode to 24-hour walmart
    We roamed the aisles late
    at night, unbothered by crowds,
    to pick up some stuff.
99. the guitarist at the stop light
    His belongings at
    his side, he strummed for the cars
    waiting to drive off.
100. i smile, she smiles
     That’s the rule. When I
     make a face, she giggles and
     lights up with delight.
101. quarter by quarter
     Make the line go up.
     Cut the peons from their jobs.
     Collect a bonus.

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1. that boy (still) ain’t right
   “King of the Hill” picks
   up 8 years later in our
   beloved Arlen.
2. picky about the pic
   Volunteer photog
   tries different angles while
   getting us to pose.
3. swimming lessons
   A summer to flail
   around in chlorine learning
   how to move around.
4. deny the fly
   It buzzes around
   the kitchen, setting on a
   plate of vittles. Gross!
5. kim’s convenience
   A Canadian
   show about a Korean
   family hits home.
6. no more kings 2
   America fought
   to cleave from an unjust king.
   Shall we fight again?
7. planning to get out of town
   Who will be at the
   lake house, and how long will they
   be there? Oh, I see …
8. the sober generation
   No longer are they
   willing to be swilling booze.
   Let’s save the liver.
9. the new conservative male
   Unwilling to be
   woke. Attached to Joe Rogan
   and the manosphere.
10. house rich
    Flaunt your wealth with gold
    sconces, marble countertops
    and pink chandeliers.
11. grand opening/grand closing
    No one even had
    the chance to browse the store or
    touch the merchandise.
12. or the first day of second summer
    A fall where it’s still
    hot outside all the time and
    leaves stay on the trees.
13. rip post-herald
    It’s been 20 years
    since our newspaper shut down.
    Many more have croaked.
14. the mighty sovereign citizen
    Anti-gov crackpot
    challenges authority
    every single day.
15. artificial scarcity
    You need this. But it’s
    almost gone! You don’t really
    need this. Buy it quick!
16. don’t yuck my yum
    A world of flavors
    and preferences, plenty
    of room for all tastes.
17. the library has moved
    And so have the books
    and the personnel and the
    hamster named Herman.
18. corporate enticements
    Free food and ping pong
    are certainly better than
    flex hours and raises.
19. hillside ornaments
    Landscaping on a
    slanted surface with meatball
    bushes and much mulch.
20. donut shoppe dilemma
    I can’t decide what
    to get for my dozen. Might
    I try every one?
21. plus plus dash
    A compliment, then
    another compliment, then
    a vow to resume.
22. snoozing in the janitor’s closet
    Walking down the hall
    listening to the gentle
    snore of a cleaner.
23. first amendment, first priority
    Make a joke about
    the president and get yanked
    from TV airwaves.
24. look who’s chicken
    Sometimes powerful
    people fold in the face of
    an angry public.
25. examining the will
    Check for intent and
    execution. Does it match
    testator’s wishes?
26. pinball heaven
    Silver balls careen
    through grandiose mazes, and
    so many flippers!
27. missed connection
    Hey stranger, our eyes
    met at the car wash and you
    were wearing burlap …
28. life on airplane mode
    Flying along with
    no notifications and
    no complications.
29. the most critical part of a surprise party
    Making sure the lights
    are off and all the guests are
    hiding in their spots.
30. a sink full of dirty dishes
    We let them pile up
    without rinsing or putting
    them in the washer.
31. that new library smell
    Checking out the plush
    pristine carpets and dusty
    old books on display.
32. help from afar
    Participating
    in protests and petitions
    to stop genocide.
33. social media was a mistake
    Every post reflects
    nonsensical opinions
    on every topic.
34. costume conundrum
    Something timely or
    timeless? Funny or scary?
    Sexy or slutty?
35. entertaining seniors
    Some light juggling, a
    game of bingo and chair-based
    yoga on Thursday.
36. in memory of
    The mourners gathered
    in church to pay their respects
    to a lost loved one.
37. showdown in the courtroom
    Angry mom v.
    angry dad over the care
    of their little ones.
38. a book for basic dickheads
    Everything I don’t
    like is “woke,” especially
    this stupid engine.
39. know your cocktails
    A pricey course in
    bartender specialties that
    can be sipped or gulped.
40. just call me petty betty
    I can hold a grudge
    like no other, some going
    back a few decades.
41. don’t call everyone a nazi
    (Unless they’re trying
    to stamp out minorities
    and oppressed peoples.)
42. bobbing for herpes
    No one puts apples
    in a tub of water since
    we found out it’s gross.
43. seeking friendship
    Companionship can
    be rare when we don’t know how
    to attract others.
44. fiesta time
    Eating tacos while
    color-coordinated
    bandas take the stage.
45. lucha libre
    The vocal crowd roared
    its support as luchadors
    became acrobats.
46. the care and feeding of a wade
    Observe quietly,
    engage him gently, offer
    him a Diet Coke.
47. we think we’re the majority
    How often we find
    out others violently
    disagree with us.
48. the many flavors of anxiety
    We learn to cope with
    fear of future by getting
    us desensitized.
49. unserious people
    Surrounded by those
    who could make a difference
    but choose otherwise.
50. your daily fascism
    Threats of violence,
    a little gaslighting, a
    dose of suppression.
51. the masks are off
    Evil spirits no
    longer dwell in the shadows
    but wander freely.
52. so many car washes out there
    The sole objective
    standard to judge a car is
    by its cleanliness.
53. the museum of graffiti
    Artists make use of
    spray paint to create gorgeous
    murals on clean walls.
54. art deco town
    The streets are lined with
    fabulous examples of
    old architecture.
55. that new house smell
    Walls scrubbed clean and floors
    that shine. Take everything in,
    lord of the manor.
56. moving out
    Her stuff disappeared
    box by box, leaving almost
    no trace of herself.
57. a place for plants
    Each windowsill and
    table top, all along the
    floor and balcony.
58. mother-daughter detente
    A truce at long last,
    as both re-evaluate
    their losses and gains.
59. an empty house
    A home full of life
    goes quiet. The kids have moved
    on and far away.
60. the sofa puzzle
    A pink couch that comes
    in pieces requires some
    tools and some luck.
61. an eye for decor
    A custom palette
    and swatches of fabrics lead
    the way to great style.
62. the battle of portland
    This Veterans Day,
    please remember the selfless
    heroes who fought squat.
63. the ornery judge
    She was gruff and would
    not deal with shenanigans
    within her courtroom.
64. interview blues
    All that prep time to
    end up babbling like a dope
    for 40 minutes.
65. the microwave trap
    Unsuspecting fools
    trying to heat lunches doomed
    due to faulty latch.
66. data center defiance
    Where will they build? Not
    here, not now. Dreadful impact
    on environment.
67. salad in a bag
    All kinds of shredded
    lettuce with more veggies and
    assorted fixins.
68. ghosting as a way of life
    Never return a
    call or a text. Just keep on
    gliding through the world.
69. 20 years of poetry
    Counting syllables
    while putting words to my wild
    imagination.
70. the last days of turkey
    Fat and satisfied,
    he ambles round the barnyard
    with nary a care.
71. the ballroom
    Historic rubble
    gives way to hubris with a
    tacky gold veneer.
72. ladies and gentlemen, the weekend
    Pack up and head home.
    There’s nothing that can’t wait till
    Monday or Tuesday.
73. the high cost of living
    Inflation is our
    constant companion, making
    our sad lives worth less.
74. the new new nazi party
    They speak of murders
    for cleansing, giving salutes
    with knowing glances.
75. don’t drink the water
    When going abroad,
    imbibe the wines and beers, teas
    and juices and mead.
76. pocket translator
    Smartphones interpret
    the wider world with kindly
    linguistic aplomb.
77. fly the bankrupt skies
    Passengers must serve
    their own drinks and load baggage
    onto the airplane.
78. pilgrims and indians
    Two factions sit down
    to dinner and politely
    break bread together.
79. a fall beach trip
    Less crowded but still
    sunny. Familiar rhythms
    beckon us to stay.
80. life in merida
    Mexican city
    thrives with kind-hearted people
    and warmer weather.
81. let it flood, let it flood, let it flood
    Hurricanes batter
    helpless hot spots dumping an
    ocean of water.
82. a book inscription
    “Dearest Reader, know
    that I wrote this fine book for
    you especially.”
83. prelude to a nap
    Drooping eyes, flagging
    energy can’t compete with
    a warm, cozy bed.
84. the unpainted table
    She felt like sprucing
    it up, though it didn’t need
    a real makeover.
85. giftfinding
    A special knack for
    finding the perfect item
    that will bring a smile.
86. the mother who wasn’t there
    Father and son don’t
    get along, leaving her caught
    in between warriors.
87. beyond mass appeal
    It’s the specifics
    that draw an audience, the
    details that matter.
88. always another fire to put out
    Something is burning?
    It must be a day ending
    with the letter “Y.”
89. what’s a living wage?
    When food, shelter and
    clothing can be bought, with some
    left for dignity.
90. santa keeps three lists
    On the third list are
    terrorists, billionaires and
    bitcoin fanatics.
91. snap decisions
    The benefits don’t
    last long with three kids eating
    everything in sight.
92. modern pinball
    Less about flippers
    and more about buzzy screens
    and endless cutscenes.
93. where is the exit?
    Please let us escape
    this nightmare world where our dreams
    and plans are strangled.
94. the value of pbs
    A wholesome network
    where kids can learn and adults
    can absorb culture.
95. the appeasement strategy
    Let the bully win,
    then fret when he returns for
    more compensation.
96. the lie that got away
    It started as a
    fib, grew into a whopper,
    blew up in our face.
97. boyfriend material
    Owns his own house and
    car. Practices chivalry.
    Cares for his kitties.
98. early morning fog
    Even headlights fall
    away in an enormous
    white cloud floating so.
99. the crackdown
    Masked armed thugs from the
    government round up people
    of color on sight.
100. the alabama solution
     A deadly sentence
     for state prisoners at the
     mercy of the guards.
101. a night at the symphony
     Beautiful patrons
     love Mozart and Tchaikovsky
     performed with panache.

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1. southern politeness
   Soft noncommittal
   answers dance around probing
   inquiries, y’all see.
2. sets at 7 and 9:45
   Comedians get
   ready, while fans take on the
   two-drink minimum.
3. toxic moms
   They said that you were
   no damn good and human trash
   unworthy of love.
4. asynchronous planning
   Coordinating
   our schedules while skimming through
   a jumble of texts.
5. the mythologization of normalcy
   A grand adventure
   awaits every small errand
   or sip of coffee.
6. freak rain
   Summertime is marked
   with cloud bursts and steam baths at
   any given time.
7. ai the reporter or journAlIsm
   Hallucinations
   plague each and every sentence.
   Everyone loves slop.
8. don’t ask me why
   Every drunk must have
   his drink. Don’t wait for answers.
   Just take your chances.
9. the bad friend
   Never calls, never
   texts, never makes an effort
   to keep things going.
10. there’s a new tariff in town
    Tax on everything.
    Prices are skyrocketing.
    Recession coming.
11. billionaire country
    Personal jets and
    luxury yachts, tailored clothes
    and money to burn.
12. dance party usa
    “Alexa, play New
    Wave,” she ordered as she spun
    in the living room.
13. the same page
    Sometimes, we’re novels
    apart in sentiments and
    beliefs. We’ll get there.
14. the war on hemp
    Alabama hates
    a plant it can’t control.
    Getting high no more.
15. arcade dreams
    Pinball machines and
    classic video games beep
    and boop all evening.
16. triumph of the shill
    An oligarch rules
    with his hand out, expecting
    a sizable bribe.
17. grand theft identity
    Foreign powers steer
    hackers to impersonate
    us for money grabs.
18. hormones run amok
    Her body freaks out
    from surges, imbalances
    and some hot flashes.
19. she nose a new season
    Put aside pesky
    allergies and breathe in the
    first day of summer.
20. poetry in america
    The excitement of
    sharing treasured verses with
    a wide audience.
21. the workout queen
    She ruled the gym with
    strength (lactose acid, be damned)
    poise and protein shakes.
22. at the adult spelling bee
    W-H-Y
    D-O I-T? W-
    H-Y N-O-T?
23. a question of surprises
    Is it worth the risk
    to surprise someone, or is
    it going to flop?
24. bag it
    Forget the wrapping
    paper and tape. Shove the gift
    in a sack and go.
25. celiac suspicions
    Are the chefs being
    extra careful about cross-
    contamination?
26. a mighty crush
    His heart beat faster,
    all because of a pretty
    girl who looked his way.
27. talk and walk
    Their neighborhood strolls
    wound through the streets featuring
    droll conversation.
28. the right way to tell people off
    Bullhorn, graffiti,
    skywriting, voicemail, flyers,
    keying vehicles.
29. the cost of (barely) living
    Regrettably poor,
    earning just enough to get
    by and nothing more.
30. the hug machine
    DIY kit that
    squeezes the user gently
    providing a hug.
31. the rainbow parade
    Marching down Seventh
    Avenue, merry strollers
    proclaim, “Happy Pride!”
32. be more yes
    Finding adventure
    around every corner. Who
    am I to say no?
33. no more kings
    We got rid of King
    George 250 years
    ago. One to go …
34. monsoon season
    Once a day, the skies
    turn violent with lightning
    and stormy surges.
35. packing for the lake
    A mere five bags hold
    everything for my three-day
    lakeshore getaway.
36. the vacation bible school experience
    Kids gather to learn
    about Jesus and break for
    milk and stale cookies.
37. the scent of sargasso
    The stink of thick brown
    seaweed makes this vacation
    most unbearable.
38. hacked and confused
    A breach so big all
    users must reset passwords
    before it’s too late.
39. homegrown empire
    She’s building a 10-
    million-dollar enterprise
    in her spare bedroom.
40. lessons from the man of steel
    What does a baby
    from Krypton have to teach us
    in the 2000s?
41. beyond sweaty
    I am damp chested
    from moderate exercise,
    pouring down my face.
42. the patterns only i see
    Eating cereal,
    wearing glasses, placing bowls
    in the dishwasher.
43. parking ins and outs
    The parking laws are
    meaningless when the weekend
    rolls around. Go nuts.
44. in a hundred years
    In a hundred years,
    we will all be dead and none
    of this will matter.
45. beta testers
    To check the software
    (or hardware), volunteers try
    out the new features.
46. the garden club
    They take pride in their
    blossoming roses, also
    their pruning techniques.
47. earworm wars
    Catchy melodies
    live rent free in my head. No
    wonder I’m crazy.
48. mayor tiktok
    Spending all day on
    the socials, leadership by
    playlists and selfies.
49. how to make friends in 2025
    End loneliness by
    joining group activities
    and stopping scrolling.
50. obsessed with asamimichan
    Cartoon rabbits bounce
    with cheeky energy and
    adorable bums.
51. creeping along, careerwise
    A task here, a task
    there. Soon we’ll have training and
    minor skill building.
52. the trouble with china
    One billion souls, all
    under the control of the
    Communist Party.
53. adoption nightmare
    Korean market
    supplies stolen babies for
    the US to take.
54. sass to the extreme
    It begins with a
    dangerous provocation
    and ends with wan smiles.
55. seeking slave ships
    Black scuba divers
    find centuries-old galleons
    on the ocean floor.
56. great aspirations
    Making the best use
    of time to win at life and
    journey much further.
57. we don’t vacation enough
    Why is it so hard
    to claim time off and spend it
    pursuing fun things?
58. a junky inheritance
    Generational
    acquisitions shouldn’t be
    hand-me-down millstones.
59. fruit fix
    Berries and apples
    and bananas and melons
    and pineapples, too.
60. 90 miles later
    Many a journey
    starts on a narrow strip of
    mat circling around.
61. what’s in it for me?
    Ask the most basic
    question for self-interest.
    Otherwise, time waste.
62. the sleep monster
    It awakens at
    odd hours, gobbling slumber with
    ravenous hunger.
63. pimping books
    The staff shows a deep
    love of books in reels pushing
    reading as vital.
64. the passing of a man
    Unexpectedly
    he died, leaving behind loved
    ones and legacy.
65. invasion of privacy
    Secrecy can be
    tough to manage when prying
    eyes wander too close.
66. representation matters always
    Who stands in for us
    in media, government,
    board rooms and healthcare?
67. this fragile democracy
    A madman with no
    compunction upends our rule
    of law and order.
68. for the good of the corporation
    Take heed of the stock
    price and make it grow and grow
    till it hits the sky.
69. the four-day workweek
    A full day reclaimed
    in the name of leisure and
    Fridays filled with fun.
70. radical empathy
    Fear turns to kindness
    when strangers are welcomed no
    matter who they are.
71. the straying stallions
    Yet another team
    gallops away. City of
    dying franchises.
72. why even go back to school?
    When education
    makes students dumber thanks to
    widespread whitewashing.
73. the redditors unite
    With brews in hand, they
    pulled up chairs to join lively
    exchange IRL.
74. ip i see
    Creativity
    is blunted not by AI
    but by old IP.
75. the gutting of public media
    Programming for the
    masses to be pre-empted
    in rural places.
76. the gutting of universities
    Cutting-edge research
    dissolves without the grants and
    funding. Science stops.
77. teaching is learning
    What better way to
    show off what you’ve learned than by
    instructing others?
78. stranger on the doorstep
    Don’t knock at night if
    you expect a friendly smile
    and a warm welcome.
79. grief in all its forms
    Neverending tears.
    Heart in agony. Time to
    eat a casserole.
80. swelter in place
    Shade or no shade, the
    harsh penalty for being
    outdoors is heat stroke.
81. the guru in the zoom
    She had nothing but
    tough love to dole out among
    the participants.
82. clutter opportunist
    No free space is safe
    when the packrat invades shelves,
    closets and counters.
83. enough shame to go around
    It’s class warfare and
    actual warfare. This is
    a moral wasteland.
84. a hint of grease
    That pan is not clean
    enough. Wash it again and
    really scrub it good.
85. watercooler moments
    We all deserve a
    break, where we can shoot the breeze
    with our work buddies.
86. who will run our town?
    These mediocre
    busybodies are on the
    ballot. We decide.
87. no checks, just imbalances
    A runaway prez
    steamrolls over rule of law
    and other branches.
88. unlocking the operating system
    The users often
    overlook nifty tricks and
    time-saving shortcuts.
89. katrina remembered
    Hurricane swamps the
    levees. No help is coming.
    Coastal city drowns.
90. flee circus
    The good ol’ US
    of A is no place for lone
    outcasts much like me.
91. back yard beautification
    An unyielding sun
    showers me in heat as I
    pull some nasty weeds.
92. all’s quiet on the labor front
    Quiet quitting and
    quiet cracking … I give up!
    I’m going crazy!!
93. the missing food truck
    Hungry workers stand
    by as their lunch hour winds down.
    Where are their tacos?!
94. the emptiest nest
    Both son and daughter
    have flown off to college. The
    house seems abandoned.
95. stuck in a sling
    Weeks go by. Can’t work,
    can’t work out. Ready to be
    out of this restraint.
96. an instant no
    He doesn’t need a
    minute to think it over —
    it’s always easy.
97. afraid to date
    She couldn’t believe
    guys were asking her out. What
    a predicament.
98. meet the sims
    Taking good care of
    this virtual family
    means godlike power.
99. the death of reading
    If you made it to
    the end of this short poem,
    congratulations.
100. late night hunger
     Driving around to
     find some diner open at
     this ungodly hour.
101. the s word
     The new textbooks don’t
     mention the original
     American sin.

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1. project 2025 in action
   A solid blueprint
   eroding democracy
   using government.
2. adventures in air frying
   Load the basket with
   assorted ingredients
   and set dial to blast.
3. the offer and the counteroffer
   A two-step dance to
   find out your worth in dollars,
   cents and benefits.
4. the busy season
   Lots of work and lots
   of fun to be had, if our
   time would allow it.
5. gift of gab
   He would greet each one
   by name, a friendly start to
   many dialogues.
6. gelato journeys
   Take me away to
   summer days with bright sunshine
   and gobs of ice cream.
7. making out at the bar
   The couple put on
   quite a show while we’re trying
   to just have a drink.
8. a delightful smile
   She beams happiness
   to all around her, laughing
   through her hazel eyes.
9. introvert’s credo
   Not every moment
   of silence must be filled with
   endless jabbering.
10. who are you wearing?
    Let’s dress up and watch
    the Oscars in style. Even
    in just pajamas.
11. emotional ambush
    She attacks without
    warning, feeding on stress and
    deep anxiety.
12. the age we feel
    Who we see in the
    mirror isn’t the same as
    the age in our heads.
13. the impudent fire alarm
    It was hard (SCREEE!) to
    hold a conver— (SCREEE!) sation
    with (SCREEE!) all that noise.
14. playtime at the restaurant
    Kids would run and scream
    and laugh and clamber on the
    staircase before lunch.
15. sitting in the only booth
    We share a moment
    (and some tots) at the end of
    the new restaurant.
16. a world without meat
    Happy chickens, pigs
    and cows celebrate diets
    without their protein.
17. back to running
    Hitting the streets with
    a newfound focus on great
    health and more movement.
18. clogged toilet, clogged sink
    Why won’t the water
    disappear? Don’t make me call
    the plumber out here …
19. the ban
    She vowed never to
    work for the white man again.
    It worked out just fine.
20. watching sports
    An endless parade
    of jocks playing each other
    on fields of battle.
21. the needs of the special needs
    Their teachers look out
    for kids on the spectrum who
    function differently.
22. parental alienation
    One parent uses the
    children as weapons in
    a sick, twisted war.
23. the life of a nun
    Days spent in prayer and
    service, cloistered from the world
    as brides of Jesus.
24. the piracy code
    Why pay for stuff when
    you can download it for free?
    The artists suffer.
25. a question of luck
    Clovers with four leaves
    and feet of rabbits … can they
    change puny fortunes?
26. beyond the norm
    A most dry wit with
    an insouciant devil-
    may-care attitude.
27. exclamatory exuberance
    This is exciting!
    I’m trying to be normal
    here. I can’t help it!!
28. too short a season
    Along comes spring, warm
    with budding joy. Let us dance
    in rolling meadows.
29. government “efficiency”
    Hack away at slim
    pickings while boondoggles slip
    through without a fight.
30. the true cost of eggs
    Soaring prices tell
    us that we should’ve tried to
    save democracy.
31. disbanding the feds
    It’s easy to can
    the federal workforce when
    nothing is sacred.
32. billionaires’ paradise
    They own media,
    corporations, resources
    and the government.
33. rent in america
    Through the roof, which is
    now impossible on a
    regular paycheck.
34. the worst timeline
    We rolled the dice, not
    knowing the consequences
    of our fickle fate.
35. can’t get my meds
    The same pills each month,
    and yet I must get prior
    authorization.
36. territorial at home
    We share a household
    but can’t seem to agree on
    helpful boundaries.
37. picking our battles
    New current events
    warrant outrage, but how much
    for each occurrence?
38. touch grass
    Every now and then,
    we must commune with nature
    and drop all our screens.
39. let’s go walk the cat
    Outdoorsy feline
    prefers the leash to napping
    all day long indoors.
40. the book of no
    Yes. Yes? Yes! Yes … Yes—
    Maybe. Could be. How about?
    No No. NO NO. NO!
41. the battle for water
    Our earth’s most precious
    resource in short supply makes
    for bloody conflict.
42. the stubborn old man
    He would rather be
    right than do right by his own
    family. Hopeless.
43. outdated dating ideas
    Get a mail order
    bride. Make sure she’s dirt poor.
    Knock her up. Profit!
44. death of an apple
    The ancient laptop
    flashed a sign of surrender,
    stuck in boot up.
45. transparency in war
    Tell everyone the
    troops are on the way and the
    bombs are coming next.
46. schooling by states
    So much for helping
    the disabled and fixing
    inequality.
47. self care for a reason
    All too easily,
    we break down, burn out when not
    paying attention.
48. in concert again
    He took the stage to
    flex his savvy after so
    many years away.
49. the endless buffet
    Steam tables loaded
    with tempting Asian dishes
    all to fatten us.
50. the best pizza in the world
    We shared slices and
    beers at this pizzeria
    joint on the southside.
51. view from the outdoor bar
    The world strolls by as
    we sip our drinks and laugh at
    some silly nonsense.
52. do you know this band?
    A few bars in and
    you figure out the artist,
    even the album.
53. from the library of wade kwon
    The dust jacket is
    missing but the book itself?
    Perfect condition.
54. taxable hoods
    Make billionaires pay
    for schools, roads, research, the arts,
    healthcare and defense.
55. on the sly
    Do it where no one
    can see it, right under their
    collective noses.
56. what so proudly we hail
    Our nation rots. We
    careen to extinction at
    twilight’s last gleaming.
57. somebody somewhere
    Sam searches for her
    true self with the help of her
    friends and her sister.
58. falling behind in my gossip site
    I barely know who’s
    cancelled, who’s fighting who and
    who’s screwing around.
59. the food court is no longer in session
    The chairs are put up,
    the guard is locking up, the
    cooks are cleaning up.
60. drinking at the red lobster bar
    It’s just us and a
    waitress/bartender hopping
    around the tables.
61. stuck in our musical eras
    Classic rock is now
    ancient. Oldies are from the
    aughts. Radios? Dead.
62. hoarding it all
    She had a need to
    collect these odds and ends which
    had no real value.
63. beware the bitter
    It can destroy all
    the happy feelings and leave
    you in the gutter.
64. this could’ve been an email
    She didn’t have to
    splurge for our breakup dinner.
    (Should’ve ordered steak.)
65. tearing down history
    The architecture
    alone is worth saving, but
    the new owners won’t.
66. zillow gone wild
    Crazy bathrooms and
    panther statues, and all for
    our nosy pleasure.
67. echoes of an eclipse
    The disasters came
    when the moon went in hiding
    and the sun melted.
68. in remembrance of spencer gifts
    Rad posters, raunchy
    T-shirts, novelty items
    galore at the mall.
69. magic man
    Sorcerer attempts
    to fool audience over
    and over again.
70. pop donuts
    A quaint storefront with
    confections galore and a
    hungry clientele.
71. chance encounter
    What are the odds that
    we meet someone who ticks each
    item on our list?
72. internal turmoil
    Roiling agita
    churns my guts. Will my conscience
    ever recover?
73. just friends
    They made a go of
    it but ended up as pals
    with no benefits.
74. the accusation
    HR ambushed her
    with a 3-hour meeting
    and scant evidence.
75. a symphonic evening
    Beautiful music
    floated through the theater
    with a baton’s wave.
76. maintaining posture
    Sit up straighter in
    an effort to line up our
    lopsided bones.
77. a world of texting
    Telegram, WhatsApp,
    Messenger and Signal have
    bypassed SMS.
78. nerding out
    It’s no longer a
    cultural faux pas to be
    fixated by stuff.
79. mental breakdown
    Bombarded by guilt
    and unable to cope with
    a strong shame spiral.
80. all the news that gives us fits
    The headlines offer
    nothing but overwhelming
    fiascos and cons.
81. the man without a will
    He didn’t need a
    piece of paper to give up
    his worldly trappings.
82. the new beard
    Face has a new do
    styled by indifference and
    maintained just barely.
83. robots that can reason
    The rising AI
    IQ threatens to replace
    our society.
84. roomies: a love story
    She came, she stayed, she
    started a new family
    of two in this house.
85. pollen nation
    Trees be fucking out
    here, leaving hot messes and
    making us achoo.
86. the sarcastic
    It’d be so great
    if you’d curbed your attitude
    for the time being.
87. the appreciation factory
    Gratitude is our
    business, and business is so
    very, very good.
88. monday dinner
    We look forward to
    our weekly ritual for
    fellowship and fun.
89. reddit to the rescue
    One forum after
    another, chock full of snark
    and even advice.
90. slop till you drop
    Artificially
    generated content tends
    to be terrible.
91. nosiness detector
    Knock knock knock. Who’s there?
    Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya
    damn business, honky.
92. home of the hornets
    Along the railing
    of the balcony stood a
    small colony nest.
93. runaway prices
    What if tariffs were
    the actual culprit for
    inflated costs? Nah.
94. undue process
    Send them to prison
    in El Salvador and then
    let God sort them out.
95. lost vets, lost freedoms
    Did they fight for an
    authoritarian state
    or democracy?
96. those poor billionaires
    So misunderstood
    with their mountains of cash and
    their pillaging ways.
97. learning to be sorry
    Apologize from
    the heart. Own your mistakes. Be
    kind and repentant.
98. the story of jesus
    As told by choirs,
    one soloist, one string section
    and colorful slides.
99. ankle angst
    Does it need rest, ice,
    compression, elevation?
    Hope it heals quickly.
100. the cypher
     Encoded message
     for your eyes only contains
     schematics and plans.
101. stanning for teddy swims
     That voice, that gorgeous
     voice, coupled with thrilling songs
     defying genres.

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1. gratitude is our business
   Gratitude is our
   business. And business is so
   very very good.
2. sunday scaries
   Oh no! The weekend
   is almost over, and I
   am dreading Monday.
3. turkey tally
   How many birds do
   we need for Thanksgiving? A
   gaggle? What the flock?!
4. the bill comes due
   The moment you’ve been
   dreading: It’s time to pay up,
   and you have no cash.
5. blinded by sunlight
   No way to see the
   road or the cars ahead faced
   with maximum glare.
6. the unhealable thumb
   A simple broken
   nail leads to big ouchies from
   every snag and catch.
7. let’s get petty
   This game requires
   a long memory and a
   sour disposition.
8. psych yourself up for tiny wins
   I’m going to get
   moving. Any second now,
   I’ll stand up for sure.
9. the snack cart
   Baskets of cookies
   and chips and fruits and nuts and
   everything yummy.
10. the revamped walmart
    Shoppers wander the
    aisles looking for their misplaced
    bargains and must-haves.
11. what charities will accept
    Dirty jeans, moldy
    books, scuffed furniture, ugly
    sweaters, odds and ends,
12. man amongst the machines
    He punched buttons and
    swore at failures, adjusting
    to the mechanics.
13. security on 25 screens
    Black-and-white vision
    aids watchful eyes in keeping
    the site safe for all.
14. the ass crack bandit
    Slippin’ them quarters
    into bent-over butts while
    remaining unknown.
15. sound signals of friendship
    The right ringtones and
    text tones spark instant joy from
    incoming tidings.
16. the loudest guy in the room
    His jovial ways
    connect him with others in
    keeping things relaxed.
17. fix a plate
    Heap it with lots of
    good eats, take a photo to
    show off, then dig in!
18. beyond shopping
    Take a walk outside:
    Escape the material
    world with its trappings.
19. the crocheted blanket
    She poured love into
    each stitch, weaving together
    brightly colored yarn.
20. future dread
    Thinking about the
    future freezes my soul. I
    can’t imagine why.
21. self care and the question of privilege
    The world is burning,
    but I’m retreating in haste.
    Bigger fish to fry.
22. exploiting a vulnerability
    Love is the pit of
    your stomach wrenching in pain
    from abandonment.
23. a hint of mint
    Toothpaste doesn’t need
    to taste like bubblegum or
    goddam sassafras.
24. eat mor milkshakes
    A peppermint chip
    milkshake: the only food I
    need in December.
25. catching a recruiter’s eye
    All it takes is a
    couple of keywords on your
    LinkedIn profile page.
26. once, we were happy
    A couple so in
    love, spending time together.
    Where did it all go?
27. the first phone call in months
    Mother and daughters
    take turns re-establishing
    some kind of rapport.
28. the frailty of mom and dad
    They got old so fast.
    Brains, bodies worn out over
    time. Goodbye comes soon.
29. the mini convenience store
    Snacks and meals, sodas
    and energy drinks. All run
    from a checkout stand.
30. contraband in the planter
    She found a stash of
    mushrooms, fairly certain they
    belonged to the teens.
31. the war against stuff
    Don’t give me any
    things. Fight clutter rather than
    declutter again.
32. gig work as an elf
    Santa runs a mean
    shop. Quotas and deadlines on
    expendable pay.
33. the wild robot
    Machine reborn as
    caregiver to a gosling
    alone in the woods.
34. small joys every day
    Rejoice in the wee
    wonders that go unnoticed
    brightening our lives.
35. at every moment, we are volunteers
    Stephen Colbert says
    to take everything with an
    air of gratitude.
36. weighty matters
    It’s OK to tell
    the doctor that you don’t want
    to step on the scale.
37. the stealth poet
    Able to craft lines
    and verses without being
    detected by you.
38. when to hang it up: love edition
    Two people without
    hope to reconcile their own
    insecurities.
39. when to hang it up: work edition
    Relations sour
    between once convivial
    colleagues. Game over.
40. the shivery promise of a new season
    Winter is here. Do
    we hibernate or shed our
    comforting jammies?
41. stressed beyond belief
    Suffering under
    too many obligations
    and money troubles.
42. a relationship detour
    Out of nowhere, a
    time to re-evaluate
    our shaky future.
43. who fills mama’s stocking?
    Don’t leave out the one
    person who makes sure to fill
    the other stockings.
44. a christmas prayer
    Worldwide conflicts tear
    our lives apart. Seeking peace,
    now more than ever.
45. the war within
    Do I shut out my
    friends to limit the carnage,
    or share my chaos?
46. rainy, cold and dreary
    Seemingly endless
    cycle of wintry torment
    in long barrages.
47. the value of camaraderie
    To get through the tough
    times, we should stick together
    and love each other.
48. our hidden stories
    We dare not share them
    on social media, so
    immense is our shame.
49. banned words, 2024 edition
    Demure, brat, brain rot,
    enshittification, cat
    lady, skibidi.
50. going out with a sigh
    Good riddance to the
    vibes of 2024
    and its doomsday scene.
51. new year, new you
    … I muttered after
    throwing my dead clone into
    the nearest dumpster.
52. a shattered heart
    The hardest part is
    letting go. The easiest
    part is letting go.
53. five stages of modern grief
    Scrolling, vaguebooking,
    numbing, ordering Postmates,
    then narcissism.
54. an unbearable pain
    Closing in on all
    sides, unable to escape
    her miserable life.
55. the littlest joys
    We end the day with
    reflection on small wins that
    bring on such rare smiles.
56. conversational desperation
    We connected but
    for a moment, ending in
    complete severance.
57. a disposable relationship
    How do you throw love
    away, when it’s so hard to
    find in the first place?
58. to be a good man
    Whether to shelve your
    feelings and listen, or give
    in to being hurt.
59. the best possible self
    A version of me
    stood proud for being loving
    and fiercely loyal.
60. the place where wee things belong
    Invisible signs
    mark the spots where things should go,
    home for each object.
61. seasonally, affectively disordered
    Long nights bring gloomy
    moods. Such dread manifests in
    the gray winter sky.
62. the uncooperative treadmill
    The readout displays
    all 8s, meaning exercise
    will take place elsewhere.
63. misery comes in twos
    They faced their burdens
    while holding each other up,
    so great was their pain.
64. cooking efficiency
    Make enough now to
    eat again and again right
    through the coming week.
65. how to date in 2025
    Let AI make the
    texts resonate, the photos
    racy, the soul bland.
66. not working? networking
    A year without the
    right job means it’s time to call
    in the cavalry.
67. the lost year
    Sitting out of the
    action, letting precious time
    slip further away.
68. who could’ve seen it coming?
    One moment, she’s in
    a great partnership. The next,
    she’s running from me.
69. the therapist blinked
    Our session went quite
    smoothly, until I revealed
    my true misfortune.
70. on his day
    King would not be shocked
    to find our country ready
    to back a strongman.
71. what she left behind
    A fan, a bottle
    of pills, a puzzle, fancy
    pillow, her house keys.
72. on tap everywhere
    Take a sip of fresh
    water, you can really taste
    the microplastics.
73. playing the field
    Swipe left, swipe right, chat
    up the ladies and locate
    their social profiles.
74. dead inside
    A piece of the soul
    disintegrates, making the
    body immobile.
75. fish sticks and doughnuts
    Homeless and hungry,
    the wanderers came in for
    food and fellowship.
76. dish duty
    I actually
    don’t mind picking up a scrub
    brush and scouring plates.
77. five queens
    Black beauties around
    a table trading good vibes
    and laughing it up.
78. the burning of the sage
    Out, OUT with the bad
    juju, and in with the new
    hopeful energy.
79. the legend of the chicken hat
    Left behind by new
    dates, giving an excuse to
    call or to visit.
80. in the memory care unit
    Residents, guided
    by helpers, make their way to
    their dining room seats.
81. the judge will sort it out
    He said, she said. Their
    lawyers out for blood. Let us
    settle this in court.
82. the enshittification of content
    We can make most things
    with digital tools, but we
    crank out loads of slop.
83. revenge of the dating apps
    New methods to be
    humiliated, harassed
    and harangued online.
84. message to my ex
    Fuck that fucking fuck.
    Hope he gets shanked in prison
    and dies bleeding there.
85. voice tracking, but for the tv industry
    Local news, weather
    and sports, but with broadcasters
    far removed from here.
86. the cold
    Runny nose, sore throat,
    tired, listless and sore. At
    least it’s not COVID.
87. finding out your worth
    You’re worth so much more
    than a dollar amount, but
    those are our values.
88. a family in therapy
    Mother and daughters
    jockey for understanding
    and for the last word.
89. an abundance of hospitality
    Family welcomes
    stranger into their home for
    food and gifts and fun.
90. a house divided
    Can a couple of
    political opposites
    get and stay married?
91. new york in 4 days
    Take in a few shows,
    concert, hit the museums,
    dine around the town.
92. party for two
    Presents plus a cake
    and takeout dinner. What a
    wonderful soiree!
93. what i like to do
    Go walking, lift weights,
    watch documentaries, write
    poetry, dine out.
94. temper tantrum
    Lashing out because
    of high stress becomes ugly
    pattern of abuse.
95. otp pdq
    Find the one who bonds
    with you effortlessly for
    your one true pairing.
96. empathy surplus
    It’s difficult to
    empathize with someone who
    is all empathy.
97. no penpals
    Her dating profile
    was all business, from height to
    beliefs to shoe size.
98. career limbo
    At a stage in life
    where experience and smarts
    get you nowhere fast.
99. an expensive hobby
    Going out on first
    dates is fun, but going out
    on second dates rocks!
100. 5 o’clock conversations
     Late afternoon was
     reserved for talking about
     how our dear days went.
101. the vanishing package
     A porch pirate (or
     naughty raccoon) made off with
     my Amazon box.

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1. breaking for gold
   Dancers sashay to
   hip hop beats, showing off and
   showing up others.
2. friendly fire
   The two disagree,
   unable to budge from their
   hardened perspectives.
3. techno wizardry
   The new gizmo works
   as advertised. How often
   can you proclaim that?
4. coffeehouse day one
   Brand new furniture,
   sparkling appliances, good
   brews ready to pour.
5. enemies in the office
   They would be at each
   other’s throats if not for the
   risk to be fired.
6. school as a battleground
   Children’s laughter fills
   the hallways as teachers prep
   themselves for the war.
7. reaching out for help
   Sometimes the hardest
   step is to ask someone to
   lend their assistance.
8. the lone volunteer
   He answered the phones
   and kept the minutes and took
   care of all the bills.
9. feeling good
   All it takes to get
   rid of depression is to
   fight negative thoughts.
10. the halls of kiddie lit
    Hardy Boys and Tom
    Swift, Nancy Drew and Oz, Thing
    Two and Narnia.
11. shun the nonbelievers
    They spent their Sundays
    blissfully unaware of
    the power of Christ.
12. 0/0 vision
    From AC haven
    to searing heat, my glasses
    completely fog up.
13. academic grind
    Classes generate
    huge workload for tired students
    to finish at home.
14. newest member of the family
    White paws and black fur
    with a vocabulary
    of “mew mew meow.”
15. the empathic brother
    He wept in the hope
    that his oldest brother would
    be happy at last.
16. stories to tell
    Her arsenal was
    no more than an array of
    fantastical tales.
17. the breakup
    She had the yearly
    crisis of confidence that
    led to their breakup.
18. choosing sides
    A family breaks
    apart on a fault line of
    mistrust and half-truths.
19. familial obsession
    Getting fixated
    on the one member who seems
    the weakest of all.
20. senior promise
    A year to work hard,
    celebrate and look back on
    a high school career.
21. billionaire express
    What rich prick are we
    shooting into space today?
    Let’s send all of them.
22. a doctor who will listen
    Not too pressed for time,
    willing to pay attention
    and serve the patient.
23. to study wine
    Read the label. Pour
    a sample. Swish it around.
    Take a sip and slurp.
24. rejoicing of the commenters
    A resurrected
    online community breathes
    air of sweet freedom.
25. the hill you’ll die on
    For a big cause or
    small cause, or even if you’re
    just being petty.
26. the life of a teacher
    Grading papers and
    coming up with lesson plans,
    or just staying sane.
27. pigskin embargo
    I gave up watching
    football 10 years ago and
    haven’t missed it since.
28. reservation dogs
    Four teens dream of life
    in California, far from
    their crummy home life.
29. a little lotto win
    Crossing state lines to
    get lottery ticket, but
    winnings go to gas.
30. it’s not a meal until you wear it
    Oops! I dropped some sauce
    on my nice clean shirt and I
    look like a big mess.
31. laboring intently
    If you do a good
    job, they reward you with more
    projects. What b.s.!
32. cleaning the garage
    Donate, keep, trash. Keep,
    trash. Donate, keep, trash. Donate,
    keep, trash. Trash. Trash. Trash.
33. two american families
    The men lost jobs in
    factories. The couples work
    hard to fall behind.
34. kid chef
    Already a pro
    at making burritos and
    grilled cheese and ramen.
35. bourdain the biopic
    Our favorite chef writes
    books and travels the world to
    celebrate cultures.
36. the toughest job market in years
    Can’t get interviews,
    can’t get call backs and can’t get
    recruiters to help.
37. when it hurts all over
    Doctors somehow fail
    to treat chronic pain in an
    average body.
38. the new hopeful
    She struts onto the
    field, ready to run over
    her competitors.
39. the lesser-known hits
    They play them for the
    groupies and the true fans, tunes
    that sound familiar.
40. laughter is the best lubrication
    Way to overcome
    social anxiety is
    rubbing funny bones.
41. finish each other’s sandwiches
    She burnt the grilled cheese,
    but I ate it anyway …
    it was made with love.
42. a drive-by reunion
    They recognized each
    other in an instant, did
    a fist bump, then left.
43. return to networking
    It wasn’t so bad
    wading through people, drinking,
    chatting up strangers.
44. concrete arches
    Standing at the show
    left us in pain for days, our
    legs aching badly.
45. when plans don’t align
    Their evening brought up
    a painful realization
    they couldn’t foresee.
46. a nation of immigrants, a nation of laws
    We can’t seem to make
    up our minds about a path
    to citizenship.
47. an oven like new
    Thanks to some repairs,
    the oven can once again
    get (and stay) heated.
48. quiet quitting
    Fuck this job, I can’t
    wait to get out and work at
    another dead end.
49. ambushed in the office
    Dispiriting words
    send morale crashing in a
    humbling instant.
50. the coolest summer of your life
    It’s only gonna
    get hotter from here on out.
    Better buy sunscreen.
51. autumnal fare
    Fall brings delights such
    as pumpkin pie, turkey and
    oodles of candy.
52. new habits come easily
    I’ve never had a
    problem starting a new plan
    and sticking to it.
53. the surging candidate
    She brought a new truth:
    Never underestimate
    the power of joy.
54. the fly trap
    A bowl with orange-ish
    broth luring fruit flies to an
    untimely demise.
55. imagination to text to image
    AI is the best
    illustrator to capture
    wildest dreams onscreen.
56. originality
    Are we ignorant
    of where ideas come from
    in the first place? Hmm …
57. the clique
    Left out on his own,
    he navigates through mankind
    with a wary stare.
58. please vote
    Go register now
    and be ready to cast a
    vote in November.
59. everything’s circumstantial
    Until a smoking
    gun pops up, we can’t be sure
    if they are guilty.
60. shooting up southside
    Four dead, 17
    wounded when gunmen shot at
    patrons of club Hush.
61. the secret ransomware attack
    The city would not
    admit it was paralyzed
    by Russian hackers.
62. the things they do with reese’s these days
    Once a simple cup,
    now unrecognizable
    as shapes and sizes.
63. borrowing money from mom
    She put aside her
    pride and asked for a loan to
    prevent disaster.
64. they aimed for italy
    Large bureaucracy
    sent them packing for a new
    beginning in Spain.
65. the relationship sojourn
    They took time apart
    to figure out how to beat
    their fears and foibles.
66. feeling unappreciated
    Toiling endlessly
    at work for a tiny bit
    of recognition.
67. they fought in the car
    Turn off radio,
    face each other, speak gently,
    listen to what’s said.
68. the holiday do-over
    They rewarded each
    other for a job well done.
    A full day of fun.
69. spiraling
    Each day, the feeling
    of depression is bigger
    than the one before.
70. afraid to speak up
    Courage is needed
    when it comes to voicing those
    matters of the heart.
71. ready for halloween early
    Their yard became a
    cemetery overnight
    way back in August.
72. working for the perfectionist
    She would let colleagues
    know about the proper way
    to do everything.
73. aged out
    How old is too old
    to hold down a job? Keep
    on driving? Not die?
74. the picture book
    Assembled are great
    photos from throughout the years
    they spent together.
75. may you live in interesting times
    The problem with that
    is they’re too interesting
    to endure longer.
76. death to the beater car
    Don’t shoot it — a waste
    of ammo. Tow it quickly
    to any junkyard.
77. milquetoast confessions
    Prefer milk over
    water. Drives slowly in the
    right lane. Needs glasses.
78. tricks 2024
    Deepfake your friend in
    a compromising photo.
    Gaslight a lover.
79. project 2025
    So many wicked
    ideas crammed into a
    political book.
80. pot pourri
    His clothes reeked, his hair
    reeked. But the officer could
    not find any weed.
81. one way to two way
    No way this one-way
    should change to a two-way street.
    This is not the way.
82. the halting road
    Every 50 yards,
    another stop sign ruined
    the daily commute.
83. klepto phase
    He would snag bits and
    pieces from family rooms
    and closets. But why?
84. exercise ratio
    For every hour
    spent sedentary, walk for
    10 minutes or so.
85. never enough spoons
    How do you use so
    many spoons in the kitchen?
    We *have* forks and knives.
86. no plan survives contact with the enemy
    “Everyone has a
    plan until they get punched in
    the mouth.” — Mike Tyson
87. the telltale yawn
    Tired ran across his
    face as the mild evening stretched
    into darkest night.
88. cleaning out the fridge
    Shelf after shelf needs
    wiping down after taking
    out all the spoiled foods.
89. little annoyances
    Having a split nail;
    drivers not using blinkers;
    volume up too loud.
90. and a 12-foot skeleton comes to life
    Ghosts who haunt your house.
    Bats that become vampires.
    Witches casting spells.
91. the menu planning board
    Balancing the needs
    of all, while trying out some
    brand new recipes.
92. homeless smorgasbord
    Sandwiches, chips and
    drinks. Tepid soup and other
    assorted handouts.
93. modern circles of hell
    Traffic, lousy weed,
    digital trolling, health care,
    no wifi signal.
94. stress won’t go away
    Knotted stomach aches
    while body tenses up. Each
    hour, agony.
95. ballot box blues
    Casting votes for hope
    or fear, progress or regress,
    woman or man-child.
96. the office beginning
    A blur of new names
    and faces. Learning passwords
    and daily routines.
97. the missing son
    He snuck out of the
    house, to party all night with
    friends and miscreants.
98. creative output
    In mash notes and hot
    dishes, in running errands
    and taking selfies.
99. family squabble
    They agreed to bouts
    of counseling, not knowing
    it would lead to fights.
100. the break room haven
     A quiet place to
     heat lunch and drink coffee, to
     sit and just be there.
101. the biggest parade of all
     Stand proud, Birmingham:
     Our parade serves as the best
     salute to our vets.

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1. the war on books
   It is not enough
   to decry books, but to stop
   others from access.
2. most wanted librarians
   They’re outlaws because
   they fight for freedom to read,
   to think and to share.
3. a trip to the emergency room
   Waiting among the
   sickies to be processed and
   tested and restored.
4. a tendency towards warm soda
   They would drink cans of
   Coke straight off the counter, no
   ice, like weirdos. *burp*
5. car shopping 2024
   Check out a bunch of
   websites to find suitable
   used cars to purchase.
6. the ever-tightening belt
   Paycheck to paycheck,
   staying afloat (barely) all
   while making ends meet.
7. the rise of sports gambling
   Bet on every score,
   tackle, pitch, penalty, free
   throw, fight, injury.
8. striking distance
   Never friendly to
   labor, the South finds itself
   with more new unions.
9. bonus ticket
   Invite a friend to
   accompany us to the
   concert this evening.
10. things that go wrong baking cookies
    Too much of something,
    an uneven oven or
    butter at wrong temp.
11. the fraternity
    Fighting one minute,
    playing together the next.
    brotherly love wins.
12. stop signs and speed bumps
    The neighborhood would
    no longer tolerate those
    speeders on the street.
13. the lonely whistleblower
    Her voice proclaims the
    misdeeds of others, only
    to be brushed aside.
14. driving to mexico
    Get off road before
    nightfall. Carry bribe money
    for policía.
15. looking for peppadews
    Wandering the aisles
    and asking the employees
    about this pepper.
16. never order the chicken salad
    They make the dish with
    whatever chicken scraps are
    left lying around.
17. browsing mckay’s
    Aisles of beautiful
    used books, crate after crate of
    albums, lots of games.
18. forced to use the drive-thru
    We wished to order
    at the counter, but they locked
    the damn restaurant.
19. who needs a driver’s license anymore?
    Kids today with their
    screens and anxieties don’t
    want to drive a car.
20. pranking gone wrong
    They’re usually
    just excuses to be mean
    while having a laugh.
21. barbecue dynasty
    They carried on in
    their father’s name, working the
    pits from early dawn.
22. jump higher than ever
    His vertical reach
    was more than before, which was
    a total surprise.
23. possessions unloaded
    Before moving, the
    couple disgorged themselves of
    all worldly chattels.
24. no more farce
    Satire is no
    longer possible when real
    life grows outlandish.
25. homes for one euro
    In Italy, the
    oldest broken down houses
    are sold for nothing.
26. boundless neediness
    The singer begged for
    applause and shouting from a
    weary audience.
27. alcoholics synonymous
    Everywhere she turned,
    her friends drank themselves nearly
    to death. Spirits crushed.
28. no one blogs anymore
    It’s all TikTok and
    Instagram. Not Snapchat nor
    Twitter. (Some Facebook.)
29. coltrane’s ‘alabama’
    Written to echo
    King’s speech and played in tribute
    to four little girls.
30. the storytellers on facebook
    Long rambling tales of
    personal loss and minor
    triumphs. Hit Publish.
31. have i seen this before?
    So many movies,
    books, TV shows and bands are
    hard to keep in mind.
32. only so many saturdays in a year
    A plethora of
    choices from festivals to
    art shows to cook-offs.
33. humorous decline
    My ability
    to pen punchlines has failed to
    keep up with the times.
34. how we commemorate this memorial day
    Picnic, prayer, beach trip,
    grilling, cleaning graves, reflect,
    storytelling, “Taps.”
35. christmas card from 1998
    Chock full of witty
    statistics from my own hum
    drum everyday life.
36. has the internet made us smarter?
    We have access to
    the sum total of human
    knowledge on our phones.
37. commute under protest
    Wake up, get in the
    car, face traffic, find parking,
    repeat at day’s end.
38. up next … summer
    Carefree days of hot
    weather, cold drinks, all under
    a brilliant blue sky.
39. the unexpected roommate
    She arrived on the
    doorstep with no place to go.
    She crashed on the couch.
40. an end to toxic relationships
    No more abusive
    language. No more gaslighting.
    No more tolerance.
41. kid art
    An unkempt sheaf of
    old drawings gathers dust. Should
    we keep them always?
42. dear daughter
    I miss you, and I
    hope you’re the one to break the
    absolute silence.
43. the murky path forward
    To bootstrap yourself
    requires a menu of
    tough (some bad) choices.
44. a potpourri of plants
    Green leaves and swelling
    branches bring the room to lush
    life. Growth beckons us.
45. the gentle art of sitting outside
    Despite the heat and
    mosquitoes, it behooves us
    to sit a spell there.
46. interviews and connections
    A job on the line,
    it all comes down to sincere
    likability.
47. the first cruise
    They boarded the huge
    ship, ready to explore nooks
    and crannies alike.
48. the bad girlfriend
    She led him to wrong
    choices and cackled at his
    casual cruelty.
49. chipmunk on the loose
    Strange visitor from
    the outside scampers through the
    unguarded kitchen.
50. staycation sex
    Like vacation sex,
    but in oddball poses and
    various spaces.
51. waves and waves and waves
    Their pool antics made
    for tiny tidal waves while
    they shrieked in laughter.
52. road trip to texas
    Gas up and head west.
    Follow horizon till we
    end up in Lubbock.
53. to pay it forward
    So rarely do we
    get the chance to help someone
    we see in ourselves.
54. for the love of tires
    Two tires for this
    car, two tires for that car.
    Rolling toward debt.
55. the closet of ill-fitting clothes
    Not a shirt nor a
    pants still fit. Time for a big
    fashion overhaul.
56. invasion of the rats
    They left little gifts
    on desks of unsuspecting
    workers overnight.
57. hail the conquering webmaster
    It’s not easy to
    create a company site,
    but she did it well.
58. rules of power outages
    Do not open the
    fridge. Do not believe the time
    promised for repair.
59. aligning with corporate values
    Do we see eye to
    eye when it comes to virtue
    and dignity? Aye.
60. antiquing on the road
    Browse the aisles at quaint
    repositories for some
    old, old bric-a-brac.
61. where does the money go?
    We spend it as soon
    as we get it. “Flush with cash”
    turns into “flat broke.”
62. anniversary the second
    Never have I had
    a partner who makes me smile
    so effortlessly.
63. selling art
    Paintings and sculptures,
    photos and music. Pricing
    creativity.
64. the agony of split nails
    They get caught on just
    about everything, making
    healing seem hopeless.
65. authoritarianism 2024
    The world embraces
    the strongman, at a true cost
    to democracy.
66. trash city
    Bag after bag fills
    the can on the street. We’re a
    throw-away culture.
67. the paper plate experiment
    Forget the dishes:
    Live a little with dishware
    that can disappear.
68. the speed of mendacity
    A lie is halfway
    round the world before the truth
    has got its boots on.
69. advance memories
    My dreams sometimes drift
    back to the newsroom when it
    all brimmed with promise.
70. the proper loading of a dishwasher
    Cups and bowls on the
    top rack; plates, bowls, utensils
    and pans on bottom.
71. unsolicited flattery
    He butters me up
    with compliments and sweetest
    nothings. I do blush.
72. gathering on the fourth
    The neighborhood brings
    meats, sides and desserts aligned
    with last initials.
73. sweaty overall
    The humidity’s
    stuck at 100 percent
    in blistering heat.
74. gotta have a hat
    A hairnet does no
    one any favors, but a
    cap always fits nice.
75. summer of sharks
    In waist-deep water
    does the fierce predator lurk,
    jaws at the ready.
76. ramble on
    She would wind her way
    around a sentence, with one
    more set to collide.
77. forming an identity
    Pieces combining
    to denote temperament,
    attitude, ego.
78. the kitchen grind
    Cooks a blur with prep
    work and firing steaks. Plate
    plating after plate.
79. to catch a president
    He’s guilty, but he
    won’t see the inside of a
    prison this go-round.
80. locking it all up
    One key for the front
    door, the back door, the warehouse
    door and offices.
81. great at communication
    Speaks clearly and with
    humility. Listens to
    every nuanced phrase.
82. talking-to-teen talking points
    Pay attention. Do
    better. Clean up your room. Take
    out the trash. Grow up!
83. being seen is everything
    I mean, just try not
    being seen, an exercise
    in mute frustration.
84. chefs
    Gang of knife-wielding
    sickos who smoke, drink, curse and
    turn out great cuisine.
85. he wore a red bandanna
    Around his neck, it
    reminded him of a girl
    with bright shiny eyes.
86. headsets and joysticks
    Gaming online with
    your best friends, total strangers
    and vicious smack talk.
87. the malfunctioning refrigerator
    It got hot, it got
    cold. It couldn’t stay on task
    for long periods.
88. unsolicited feedback
    They come at you with
    criticisms and jabs while
    you’re trying to work.
89. the checklist
    The charter kept him
    on track for opening and
    closing the office.
90. painting projects
    This one is a blue
    lobster, while this other one
    is a tiger face.
91. face off
    The two candidates
    slung proposals and insults
    for 90 minutes.
92. choice of side dish
    Corn on the cob, baked
    beans, turnip greens, mac and cheese,
    fried okra, coleslaw.
93. a northern heat wave
    The furnace that is
    our outside arrives in the
    once chill Yankee states.
94. ooh la la, gay paris
    The City of Light
    welcomes competing athletes
    from the world over.
95. an unpredictable violence
    He could lash out and
    punch walls at any moment.
    We tolerate it.
96. narrating your life
    A subconscious urge
    to bring order by speaking
    aloud mundane tasks.
97. waiting for updates
    Check email. Wait. Grind
    teeth. Wait some more. Check email.
    No news is no news.
98. shield me from the microwave
    You can’t convince me
    that it ain’t bombarding me
    with radiation.
99. radiation and the modern phone
    Supergadget or
    mini-nuclear reactor
    for pocket cancer?
100. both sides now
     He felt it best to
     prep for the conversation
     using a checklist.
101. morsels for the mind
     What do we feed on
     that helps stimulate the brain?
     Smart choice, smarter us.

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1. the clique round the office
   Splinter group lunches
   together and shares their best
   inside jokes and memes.
2. giving back giving forward
   Spend the time to help
   those in your community
   who need a kind deed.
3. suing the family
   Where has the stepdad
   hidden loot promised to the
   next generation?
4. beacons in an analog world
   With no cell service,
   they charged their phones only to
   use them as flashlights.
5. sharing the photo albums
   The residents burst
   to life as they gazed at old
   pictures from their youth.
6. forcing myself to stay present
   It’s too easy to
   zone out with a phone or book
   and miss life as is.
7. coffee nook
   Huddled over a
   small table, they shared their lives
   with lattes and love.
8. a daughter’s willfulness
   She could be careless
   with a stray barb, her meanness
   as a defense move.
9. dad at a distance
   Without custody,
   he was just a stranger who
   popped up at random.
10. the lonely garbage can
    The cart, always with
    a little trash, was missed each
    time the truck rolled by.
11. bed of theseus
    She planned to swap out
    sheets, pillows and mattresses
    to suit her own style.
12. when introverts collide
    They gave each other
    the space needed to renew
    from together time.
13. escaping country
    Too many hicks who
    think they know about the world
    and shout it out loud.
14. the spare freezer
    A hiding spot for
    popsicles of all stripes and
    fresh chicken livers.
15. the fate of democracy
    What’s at stake? Just our
    free and fair elections which
    allow us to rule.
16. the magic of stir fry
    Lots of chopping, a
    little peanut oil, 5
    minutes in the wok.
17. the streamer’s goodbye
    It is not enough
    to cancel a show … Remove
    it entirely.
18. a tough room
    The jokes came with few
    laughs; an audience of one
    remained unamused.
19. white history vs. black history
    One is a complete
    fairytale, the other is
    the absolute truth.
20. fair warning
    Hey, if you didn’t
    want to be in a poem,
    don’t date a poet.
21. the fallible mechanic
    It took a few tries
    before the car was running
    smoothly once again.
22. the threat of ice
    Roads without treatment
    become deadly slick with a
    slightly frozen rain.
23. at build-a-bear
    Stuffed companions rise
    from tables of child labor
    and inspiration.
24. separation anxiety
    Don’t stay away too
    long, for I shall melt down in
    to a wan puddle.
25. ai shortcuts
    Write a love poem
    or draw a flaming castle
    with unicorn heads.
26. frozen pizza excavation
    It tasted much worse
    than normal cardboard pie. We
    tossed it in the trash.
27. tiktok addiction
    Flip through videos,
    all while consuming junk and
    skin and dumb dad jokes.
28. driving in downtown atlanta at night with google maps
    Speed up, slow down, miss
    the turn again. Drive in a
    bike lane, pray for us.
29. fleeing north korea
    Harrowing journey
    through the wilds of China and
    other Asian lands.
30. the birthday weekend
    Hours of fun and
    cuddles, a band, a movie
    and a homemade cake.
31. happy galentine’s day
    Celebrate women
    and their grand accomplishments
    and their awesomeness!
32. types of love
    Friendly, romantic,
    playful, self, familial,
    neurotic, endless.
33. credit card scheme
    Sign up and take the
    bonus. Wait for another
    offer and repeat.
34. the flat out front
    The car with the bum
    tire decorated the
    quiet one-way street.
35. the unyielding zipper
    Caught menacingly
    on the crotch of my black long
    johns, foul metal trap.
36. dreaming of a spring garden
    Hoarding seeds, making
    compost, envisioning all
    the green vegetables.
37. the looming election
    Will enough people
    vote? Will they help save our frag-
    ile democracy?
38. constant darkness
    Polar oddity:
    days and days without any
    sunlight. Endless night.
39. poor things
    Emma Stone transforms
    from a large toddler into
    a Frankenhooker.
40. barbie
    Plastic doll endures
    existential crisis that
    spurs patriarchy.
41. oppenheimer
    Science nerds convene
    in desert to orchestrate
    a really big bang.
42. state vs. state
    Abortion seekers,
    immigrants and trans youth lurch
    across state borders.
43. the great american ban-a-thon
    Libraries become
    battleground over books that
    possess real knowledge.
44. burn it down
    Oppressive systems
    create hardship when making
    Hollywood magic.
45. magic city graffiti
    Overpasses and
    walls tagged with an uplifting
    “You are beautiful.”
46. 1-d chess
    The battle of wits
    was no more than a skirmish
    of teeny IQs.
47. misfit day for misfit play
    Take a day to leap
    for joy and celebrate the
    wonders of our lives.
48. the bad book
    Written, then stolen,
    a manuscript published un-
    der false pretenses.
49. the show must not go on
    Dancers take flight. But
    after long intermission,
    the gig is canceled.
50. subscription models everywhere
    From streaming vids to
    heated seats, the world runs on
    tokens, more tokens.
51. airplane mode
    Knees aching, eyes dry,
    air stagnant, smartphone useless,
    and armed with pretzels.
52. keeping up with the chinese
    Rivals for money,
    power and population.
    Who wins, who loses?
53. the yummiest bowl
    You pick the fixins,
    they cook them on a round grill,
    you eat the results.
54. the nasty office sink
    Get it together!
    Wash the coffee mugs, and put
    away the dry ones.
55. city of the sun
    Streets aligned with the
    stars and the moon, pointing to
    a higher power.
56. the color purple
    Learn to love yourself,
    despite all of the hatred,
    abuse, jealousy.
57. designated cook
    Rummage through the fridge
    and find us something we can
    eat for our dinner.
58. winter’s last gasp
    Winds howl, and rain pours.
    We shiver from the icy
    cold season again.
59. an ip world
    We’ll never have to
    come up with original
    work ever again.
60. ai job hunting
    “Smart” robot sifts through
    online listings to find a
    suitable posting.
61. the dirtiest microwave
    All six sides covered
    in grease, with a turntable
    caked with gunk and grime.
62. a hole in the wall
    Fist-sized openings
    display a raw timeline of
    anger and violence.
63. saving in the twenties
    The ant squirrels away
    money, while the grasshopper
    will not retire.
64. football mania
    This bruising sport has
    never been more popular
    with the whole dang world.
65. disability rights and you
    At any moment,
    we can join the ranks of the
    disabled. Fight now.
66. welcome back
    The flowers and trees,
    birds and animals come out
    of hiding for spring.
67. the dying treadmill
    Each day’s journey is
    a little shorter, barely
    worth putting on shoes.
68. escape is imminent
    We no longer have
    to stay within our prisons
    of the soul and mind.
69. 10,000 steps
    Walk a few miles while
    stuck at your desk or out on
    an hour-long lunch.
70. blind spots
    Even when we try
    to be better people, we
    fall short of our goals.
71. trauma is just a state of mind
    Surviving (barely)
    unspeakable horror leaves
    residual pain.
72. head to the beach
    Pack up the car, and
    point it south. The ocean and
    cold beer are waiting.
73. paint it till it’s perfect
    It wasn’t quite the
    shade of green needed, so we
    started all over.
74. an abundance of gift cards
    Save a few bucks here,
    a few bucks there. Soon, it adds
    up to real money.
75. creative parking
    No ticket or tow
    truck will deter me from the
    perfect outlaw spot.
76. bless these food stamps
    Getting to eat, one
    of the highlights of being
    unemployed for months.
77. the human pillow
    Aggressive felines
    relax on warm body, not
    on ample bedspread.
78. making paella
    The trick is to let
    the rice cook for awhile to
    get that crisp bottom.
79. 17-syllable tabloid
    There’s only so much
    drama I can stuff into
    three short lines of verse.
80. let us rejoice
    With all the bad that’s
    surrounding us, let us be
    grateful for good things.
81. an extra helping of depression
    It masks itself in
    extra sleep and slowly drains
    my vitality.
82. looming deadline
    Pressure’s on, gotta
    make sure the project stays on
    track till the finish.
83. the joy of being near
    I follow her from
    room to room like a lovesick
    pup wagging his tail.
84. fear of an ai world
    Mankind obsolete
    in a digital hellhole
    that we created.
85. pocket foods
    Morsels encased in
    pastry — baked, fried or steamed — from
    all diverse cultures.
86. malady compounded
    She told the doctor
    about her chronic pain. He
    said that it’s just pain.
87. the drivable money pit
    A radiator.
    The front suspension. Costly
    repairs will not stop.
88. one key short
    One stupid lock stands
    in the way. Curse these tumblers
    keeping us outside.
89. oversharing unlimited
    We have this habit
    of sharing the most private
    secrets while online.
90. the flour massacre
    They were just trying
    to get food when they were gunned
    down in the open.
91. the local rate
    When companies pay
    less for the same work performed,
    that’s a big red flag.
92. tax the billionaires
    No plutocrat I
    know opposes it. Send them
    the bill right away.
93. the broken-down washer
    We swapped the old one
    for the new one, only to
    find the new one choked.
94. unneeded pressure
    She found the added
    coercion unhelpful and
    stressful at the least.
95. queen of predictions
    Gazing into the
    crystal ball, she made guesses
    about the future.
96. dessert for days
    Enough sweets to feed
    an army (or two) looking
    for a final course.
97. tween rockers
    Their fledgling fame starts
    and ends with a promo pic
    on a cookie box.
98. the war over drugs
    It is one thing to
    legalize pot, another
    to get it started.
99. the pool is open
    Alert the lifeguards
    and get out the deck chairs. It’s
    time to go swimming.
100. dei gratia
     Working to include
     everyone threatens only
     those with privilege.
101. death of a college
     Entire campus
     swallowed by debt, and students
     flee to other schools.

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1. parking entrepreneurs
   They tow all makes with
   enthusiasm and greed.
   What a slimy scam.
2. surprise, it’s wholesome
   Click on a cartoon
   to discover heartwarming
   vibes and pure intent.
3. love your body
   We mourn what shape we
   could have been and fret over
   the shape we’re in now.
4. the gift card that never came
   Checked the mailbox each
   day for a special surprise.
   All I got was junk.
5. matching glasses, matching tennies
   We look so cute side
   by side in identical
   pairs of specs and sneaks.
6. where did we park again?
   I placed the pin in
   the map app, but it led us
   to an empty lot.
7. the time to go costume shopping is 2 weeks ago
   Getting down to the
   crummy outfits and props left
   on the empty shelves.
8. bones all the way down
   Scare the kids with a
   massive show of creepiness …
   12-foot skeleton!
9. ode to big brother
   To the blindsides and
   vetoes, the hook-ups and back
   doors, and showmances!
10. writers vs. chatgpt
    No way John Henry
    could shovel as much crap as
    the modern AI.
11. strikes across america
    The labor movement
    is reawakening with
    vigor and vision.
12. dishwasher on strike
    No more scrubbing pots
    and pans, rinsing utensils
    or spraying soiled plates.
13. pivot to video
    On the one hand, too
    cumbersome and dull. On the
    other hand, TikTok.
14. shiny new fences
    Plank by plank they went
    up, to hide their hideous
    yards from the neighbors.
15. tricks 2023
    Egg their electric
    car; ask if treats are keto
    friendly; indict them.
16. the parade of t-shirts
    Her love of music
    shone brightest in the shirts she
    wore to big concerts.
17. if i should fall down
    Call the police, call
    the paramedics and get
    me some painkillers.
18. the hits of yesteryear
    I remember most
    of the songs charted in my
    adolescent days.
19. too weak to declutter
    Stuff stays stuff because
    the alternative is to
    get rid of some stuff.
20. the chores no mores
    You could clean the house,
    do laundry, wash dishes. Or
    live in grownup filth.
21. the tracker
    Know where your loved ones
    are at all times, or until
    they turn off the app.
22. most popular weirdos
    They seem to be the
    It Couple when it comes to
    eclectic groupies.
23. rocket rest area
    North Alabama
    along I-65 stands
    a Saturn 1B.
24. halloween 2023
    A million Barbies
    and Kens in a sea of pink
    outfits and cocktails.
25. we’re all shilling something
    Artwork, classes, books,
    pimento cheese, necklaces,
    essential oils.
26. first amendment
    Freedom of speech, press,
    religion, assembly and
    call on government.
27. candy opus
    There’s nothing like Trick
    or Treating in the wild and
    receiving full bars.
28. the annual sickness
    From outta nowhere,
    a sore throat and an achy
    head to wreck my week.
29. at the movies with taylor swift
    Thirty-foot-tall star
    struts and sings with the whole world
    singing along, too.
30. rain at the amphitheater
    Waiting for the band,
    a storm swoops in to drench us
    for a few minutes.
31. the age of streaming
    They used to bundle
    channels. Now they bundle shows
    and movies. Can’t win.
32. the power of now
    Measuring time in
    minutes? Try moments to keep
    you present always.
33. keep your unpopular opinions to yourself
    Eastern Europe, the
    Middle East, reparations,
    abortion and guns.
34. peak fall
    Wrapped in a sweater,
    walking through leaves with a hot
    mug of fresh cider.
35. humanitarian pauses
    When we stop for a
    moment and let people live
    without doubt or fear.
36. not everything has to be a musical
    A book to a film
    to a sequel to a play
    to another film.
37. women and poc and queer artists
    See their movies, buy
    their books, hit their concerts and
    spend to support them.
38. those who have seen war
    Those who have seen war
    clamor for peace and friendship
    among our nations.
39. forgot priming
    Move all furniture,
    tape all edges, put down tarps,
    mix a color, paint.
40. nose-to-tail dining
    A piece of chicken
    gnawed to the bone. Very clean
    and very Asian.
41. the interminable job listing
    Must have these 20
    skills. Five years experience.
    For “entry level.”
42. crumbs everywhere
    On the seat and in
    the folds of clothing. On the
    floor and round the mouth.
43. more options than time
    Do power users
    learn all the shortcuts? Or do
    they make do with some?
44. no encores
    The house lights came on.
    The audience stopped clapping.
    The house lights came on.
45. waiting for the tow truck
    Smoke is coming from
    the engine. At least nothing
    is on fire. Yet.
46. the right analogy
    It can crystallize
    a thought or lock in a way
    to visualize.
47. the perception of crime
    Are these streets safe? It
    all comes down to personal
    experiences.
48. inflation deflation
    Shopping at the store
    brings shock after sticker shock.
    Just trying to eat.
49. the invisible pedestrians
    They walk in the tall
    shadows of night, not very
    streetwise nor secure.
50. no strangers at the table
    Breaking bread, sharing
    wine. All are welcome at this
    motley gathering.
51. unleash the mariah
    I just want you … Make
    my wish come true. All I want
    for Christmas is you.
52. celebrity memoirs
    Before they were some-
    body, they were nobody.
    Everybody cheer.
53. hot christmas gifts 2023
    Some kitchen device,
    bitcoin gift card, custom soap,
    bulletproof clothing.
54. the world is slowly dying
    A warming Earth needs
    not an infestation of
    us callous mammals.
55. the seventeenth best leader
    Sometimes you gotta
    lower your standards to put
    anyone in charge.
56. tv as homework
    Watch each show with a
    notebook to remember all
    the names and events.
57. kicked off tiktok
    Stand up for what you
    believe and be lumped in with
    all the cranks and scum.
58. life in a food desert
    Surrounded by fast
    food and gas marts, unable
    to buy fresh items.
59. the cardboard rainbow
    Picking paint colors
    from dozens of shades of green
    and gray leaves me blue.
60. painting the rec room
    Tape down the edges.
    Don’t drip on the carpet! Make
    sure the paint’s even.
61. to kill a mockingbird
    Small town justice plays
    out before a young girl’s eyes
    in the dark Deep South.
62. too many apps
    One for banking, one
    for texting, one for social
    media et al.
63. modern christmas shopping
    Visit stores and sites
    or give all your money to
    Amazon.com?
64. i’m not comfortable in this body
    The shape I’m in is
    unrecognizable to
    my earlier self.
65. do re mi ay ay ay
    Forget the hits. Hang
    on to novelty songs that
    unite us in hate.
66. mr. fixit
    He can take any
    household project and turn it
    into one less chore.
67. exercising privilege
    I can ignore things
    in the news and retreat to
    my secret safe space.
68. apartheid state
    Those in power keep
    residents under foot through
    violent enforcement.
69. lessons in love
    Learning that you are
    capable of giving and
    receiving true love.
70. the suspect mold
    Becoming tired
    from out of nowhere. Having
    trouble with breathing.
71. counting my spoons
    Plan for the day: Take
    out the trash. Eat leftovers.
    Spot clean the bathroom.
72. setting boundaries
    No, Mom, you can’t talk
    to me that way. It’s over
    the line and too harsh.
73. the recurring trip to the in-laws
    Oh, the terrible
    food and mandatory group
    pic. Family sucks.
74. the cooking equation
    A question of base
    ingredients, prep tools and
    time before dinner.
75. forming habits
    Incremental change
    brings gradual but steady
    improvement each day.
76. a chance to shine
    We all need a chance
    to shine, to show off our skills
    and benevolence.
77. what we have left of the year
    Not counting weekends
    and holidays, no time left
    to dillydally.
78. the darkness and the coldness
    Let winter come. Let
    it bury us in chilly
    nights. Let winter come.
79. their christmas day tradition
    Hit the cineplex
    to watch the worst movie while
    giggling in horror.
80. fancy scoops
    The chefs conspired
    on gourmet ice cream flavors
    never seen before.
81. even kwanzaa and hanukkah
    Multicultural
    Santa respects and loves all
    holiday customs.
82. joy to this world
    I used to have the
    holiday spirit. Got to
    get that back somehow.
83. appointments of fate
    What planner you pick
    determines if your new year
    goes well or badly.
84. the creature in the crawl space
    Some animal is
    roaming down there and leaving
    gifts of poo and stank.
85. the tiniest country
    It sits atop an
    offshore platform and boasts a
    robust royalty.
86. banned words, 2023 edition
    AI, X, EGOT,
    ChatGPT, FYP
    and dystopian.
87. the joy of creation
    Words and music, knives
    and paintings, whatever you
    make really matters.
88. the party to end all parties
    Let’s have one more toast
    to celebrate before it’s
    2024.
89. a clean slate
    Time to start anew.
    New hopes, new dreams and new goals.
    The new year awaits.
90. will there be enough time this year?
    For getting enough
    exercise, reading books or
    planting a garden.
91. pretend snow
    A pretend blizzard
    with a pretend fire for
    a pretend snuggle.
92. will it start?
    Press the button. No.
    Press it again. No. Press. No.
    Press. No. Press. Yes. Whew.
93. crisp $100 bills
    Barely used, always
    welcome. Peel them off and show
    everyone who’s boss.
94. life in a war zone
    Crowding in basements,
    feeling the booms of shelling,
    too aware of death.
95. gift card jubilee
    Where to eat and drink,
    to shop and spend this heaping
    virtual bounty.
96. mom in the wild
    Nurtures, but also
    accuses. Sometimes friendly
    but also prickly.
97. kid chefs
    A kitchen alive
    with activity as they
    whip up gourmet meals.
98. midlife crisis van trip
    Gone for 3 days to
    find himself. Only to come
    back still douchey.
99. escape with fiction
    Enough self help! She
    wants to lose herself in a
    mystery romance.
100. the helper
     Issuing gentle
     reminders, keeping eyes on
     the clock, pitching in.
101. those darn personality tests
     They purport to show
     our true selves. But they distort
     our complex nature.

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1. not-so-temporary classrooms
   Learning in trailers,
   an age-old tradition for
   overcrowded schools.
2. the haunted bathroom
   The toilet would flush
   by itself, because ghosts need
   to relieve themselves.
3. battle of the deplorables
   They jabbed in comment
   sections and heaped insults on
   those they found too “woke.”
4. rip tina turner
   She prowled the stage as
   the queen of rock ‘n’ roll no
   matter the decade.
5. the morning pledge
   Never too soon to
   get the school children voicing
   patriotism.
6. say what, grandma?
   She asked if I knew
   how to speak the language; I
   just shook my head no.
7. ai ex machina
   Dost thou require
   sustenance? ERROR ERROR
   ARCHAIC LANGUAGE
8. the tale of the billionaire submarine
   Suddenly, their steel
   coffin implodes over the
   briny ocean floor.
9. gathering of the neighborhood
   They came with chairs and
   dishes to celebrate and
   watch the fireworks.
10. mongolian barbecue explained
    The chefs take your bowl
    of fixins and fry it on
    a circular grill.
11. the summer of leisure
    Watch bonfires, play
    video games, sleep in and
    eat whatever’s there.
12. plans for the future
    Higher learning or
    trade school? Move out or stay home?
    Get job or study?
13. flirting with menus
    He would text her the
    link to restaurants and wait
    for her decision.
14. the ungrateful undead
    Elderly dad huffs
    at daughter, the volunteer
    caregiver for years.
15. sweat everywhere
    On the forehead and
    chest, in the pits and butt crack,
    dripping dripping wet.
16. the fallen watermelon
    The gourd crashed into
    the kitchen floor, leaving chunks
    of red everywhere.
17. punching up, punching down
    One is funny, and
    the other is scoring laughs
    without dignity.
18. the job no one wanted
    They went back and forth,
    disagreeing over who
    was more qualified.
19. the alumni gathering
    They got off Facebook
    long enough to exchange toasts
    and share old stories.
20. i have only my imagination
    My brain takes me to
    crazy situations and
    exotic places.
21. barry
    Hitman turned actor
    discovers himself onstage
    and can knock ’em dead.
22. bye bye, braces
    Metal contraption
    making teeth straighter comes off
    with nary a scratch.
23. party math
    Number of guests times
    units of food divided
    by flavor appeal.
24. darkest timeline
    Doomscrolling poisoned
    by suggested followers,
    dumb posts, sundry ads.
25. enshittification of the internet
    Build a great product,
    then let it rot as they hone
    in on short-term gains.
26. writers’ strike, day 81
    Writers have always
    struggled with getting fair pay
    for all they create.
27. the struggle to find meaningful work
    The job listings run
    together in a blur of
    keywords and must-haves.
28. escape to nashville
    Head down to Broadway
    and check out honky-tonks with
    their blaring music.
29. prescription hassles
    Tried mailing it and
    faxing it and calling it
    in. Just want my drugs.
30. finding scapegoats
    We can’t blame ourselves.
    The responsibility
    goes to another.
31. greedflation
    When they raise prices
    just because they can, it’s a
    struggle to get by.
32. cop city
    A police training
    site that the people don’t want
    in their wooded lot.
33. wither the absurdist?
    We’ll always need a
    dose of comedy in some
    unexpected ways.
34. what is the nature of creativity?
    Imitation or
    originality? Where
    does it all come from?
35. the spend-the-night bag
    Pajamas, mouth guard,
    book and saline solution
    for a night from home.
36. fifty years of hip hop
    Bronx born with rapping,
    DJing, graffiti and
    break dancing in one.
37. there’s a better poem here somewhere
    First draft needs a lot
    of revision to make it
    to its final draft.
38. global boiling
    Last month will be the
    hottest month ever until
    this month breaks records.
39. hottest trend of the summer
    AC repairman
    sweats it out each house call as
    he brings back coolness.
40. barbecue wings on wheels
    Rolling through the town
    to bring lunch options to some
    hungry office folk.
41. who still uses cash?
    Cash is king, except
    dealing with those coins and bills
    ain’t worth the hassle.
42. who still uses checks?
    Let me go find my
    checkbook and a pen and write
    out the transaction.
43. roadtrip to atlanta
    Watch the clock so we
    can time our arrival to
    avoid rush hour.
44. summer sleep schedule
    The sheer delights of
    staying up late and rising
    whenever you choose.
45. the hottest auditorium
    Movie fans sweat it
    out for 2 hours in a
    room without AC.
46. school will never be the same again
    Who needs thinking when
    you have AI to do your
    homework in a blink?
47. the kidnapping that wasn’t
    She claimed to see a
    baby on the road and led
    officers astray.
48. the unintended consequences
    Roe v. Wade is dead,
    as are women who have been
    denied basic care.
49. reading round the clock
    Plenty of time for
    binging and doomscrolling, need
    to make time for books.
50. the comedian’s decline
    The punchlines need to
    be punchier, lest the laughs
    become scantier.
51. bojack horseman
    Former sitcom star
    spends his days aimlessly drunk
    and melancholy.
52. even worse than the court of public opinion
    The court of public
    opinion in the age of
    social media.
53. walking for peace
    They traveled from North
    to South Korea through the
    DMZ gauntlet.
54. the historymakers
    Black notables grant
    interviews about their lives
    for posterity.
55. pick a direction!
    They agonized for
    weeks about the new project.
    Deciding was tough.
56. the external lung
    Strap your face into
    the silent contraption that
    breathes life into sleep.
57. mostly couples goofing around
    A strange assortment
    of TikToks and Reels that bring
    smiles and make your day.
58. fun around the pool
    Float around with friends,
    sipping coladas, swatting
    insects, keeping cool.
59. smoke gets in your eyes
    Gas crisis: We choke
    on bad air from fires a
    continent away.
60. long distance affair
    She ran off to be
    with her married lover, just
    to end up alone.
61. a life beyond numbers
    Up until this point,
    he depended on stats to
    manage him daily.
62. the sleep clinic
    Take a bed, get wired
    up and go to sleep. In the
    morning, some answers.
63. the goat of mountain brook
    Billy scampered to
    unknown streets, finding ways to
    escape his captors.
64. ads are everywhere
    A flower blossoms.
    Try new Metamucil Plus.
    The petals shine bright.
65. an almost concert
    The show must go on,
    except when the artist is
    too sick to perform.
66. down with patriarchy
    Let men run the world,
    they said. What could possibly
    go awry, they said.
67. summer’s end
    Pack up the swimsuits,
    put away the sunblock, get
    ready for the fall.
68. the day the ac died
    Sob in horror as
    the house transforms into a
    gigantic oven.
69. a billionaire’s whims
    Indulge in petty
    payback while desperately
    trying to seem cool.
70. mercury northward
    Next year, we’ll look back
    on this summer as coolest
    one in our lifetimes.
71. kickin’ ass for the working class
    Join together and
    fight the greedy CEOs
    for a bigger slice.
72. drive-through and through
    The big revamp leads
    to a restaurant with more
    cars, fewer diners.
73. foodie fantasy
    I want to try all
    the restaurants, if I can
    find them when open.
74. somebody hates these cans
    These cans are begging
    to be organized, not just
    left there on some shelf.
75. on forgetfulness
    I seem to have lost
    track of recent memories,
    the scope I don’t know.
76. have you tried not socializing?
    We could go out, or
    spend the evening quietly
    in our fine jammies.
77. could’ve sworn it was a parking lot
    Before anyone
    realized it, a surprise
    Waffle House popped up.
78. did we win the war on terror?
    Seems like we gave the
    terrorists more reasons to
    fight back everywhere.
79. analysis paralysis
    Too many choices
    leaves us unable to pick
    one among the crowd.
80. feeling blah
    Depression sometimes
    lurks as demotivation
    to do anything.
81. painting in the warehouse
    A sweaty, dusty
    task turning black to white in
    several even coats.
82. on the 60th
    Addie Mae, Carole,
    Cynthia and Denise, may
    they rest in power.
83. foot-in-mouth disease
    Without trying, he
    managed to insult most of
    the staff. What a dolt.
84. four indictments
    Such is the state of
    our democracy when one
    leader’s out on bail.
85. the hidden weight
    She refused to step
    on a scale, the tyranny
    of numbers ended.
86. atomic nightmare
    Unleashing the bomb
    has brought us to the brink of
    nuclear holocaust.
87. a day at the cineplex
    Warm popcorn and cold
    soda, heated seats and fun
    fans. Roll the movies!
88. the overnight guests
    They need a respite
    from the stuffy abode and
    myriad of pets.
89. lo–fi hip–hop beats to study/relax to
    Late into the night,
    he pored over his textbooks
    looking for answers.
90. fall is coming
    Fall is coming. Fall
    is here. Fall is a blessing
    each and every year.
91. gathering in nashville
    Four friends hit the town
    for musical adventures
    and grand fellowship.
92. birthday boy
    He brought his buddies
    to the pool where they could swim,
    splash and celebrate.
93. the yelling kind
    Screaming rage sets off
    my anxiety, a fear
    reaction triggered.
94. withering inspiration
    Someday, the muse will
    stop dropping by and all things
    creative will die.
95. game show dreams
    Let me guess the price
    of a waterbed, so I
    can win on TV.
96. people who need church the most
    “Jesus was a dang
    lib’rul, needs to toughen up
    against illegals.”
97. double duty
    Why wash the dishes
    before sticking them in the
    dishwasher? No clue.
98. the awful waffle
    Small booths and semi-
    filthy bar await diners
    starving for vittles.
99. ova here
    Hard boiled, over
    easy, scrambled, hollandaise,
    omelette and just raw.
100. senior discount
     The older you are,
     the more you can save by just
     being not dead yet.
101. what is a cult?
     A charismatic
     leader working on raising
     funds and brainwashing.

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1. getting lucky
   Luck can be found in
   a four-leaf clover or a
   session of hard work.
2. the long detour
   She missed the turn but
   cheerfully announced that we’d
   get there soon enough.
3. kinda like macrotransactions
   Microtransactions
   give unfair advantages
   to those who can pay.
4. to renew ourselves
   Blossom in the sun.
   Breathe deep the seasonal air.
   Bounce toward the new.
5. videosis
   The algorithm
   feeds us reel after reel as
   we stare in stupor.
6. the youngest leader in the world
   She will stand up to
   dictators and still get down
   with her compadres.
7. the forever artist
   The machine cranks out
   Picassos in the style of
   modern day Rembrandt.
8. defense against the dark artists
   What will deter the
   all-consuming computer
   from scanning it all?
9. the woman who tore down women
   Assured in her own
   gender, the author decried
   others as faux girls.
10. peddling lies
    Even they couldn’t
    be bothered to feign interest
    in the dreck they sold.
11. school’s out for springtime
    Sleep in and play games.
    Put homework and studying
    on the back burner.
12. and for her next job …
    A better health plan,
    more time off and, of course, a
    bigger salary.
13. brunch impossible
    All the late risers
    and church folk eyed the waiting
    list with deep hunger.
14. paperwork of getting older
    Where do we keep our
    accounts? Who’s our main doctor?
    What are the passwords?
15. the old man at the door
    She found him in need,
    as ungrateful as ever.
    Still, she didn’t run.
16. the lost art of pranks
    Have we lost our touch
    with practical jokes and their
    hilarious ends?
17. well-publicized trysts
    Their encounters caught
    on pics were the only proof
    of enduring love.
18. new flavors of every food
    Weird potato chips,
    cereals from candy bars
    and mincemeat cookies.
19. return to office or else
    Bosses need someone
    to boss around, have under
    foot, doing the work.
20. lunacy in the bedroom
    The grunts and flailing
    limbs, awkward positions and
    preposterous faces.
21. happy birthday, jen!
    Older and wiser,
    happier and sexier,
    primed for a great year.
22. other birminghams
    Michigan, Kansas,
    England, Indiana and
    three in Ohio.
23. the landfill fire
    Bad garbage with good,
    set aflame and still smoking
    after all these months.
24. the pastel ritual of spring
    Easter bunnies and
    spring chickens team up to hide
    fancy eggs from kids.
25. i’m an introvert ama
    I like to talk one-
    on-one and explore the vast
    reaches of the mind.
26. making radio
    A cup of coffee,
    some fresh tunes, a hot mic and
    a little banter.
27. flea market finds
    Branded candles and
    patriotic flags, T-shirts
    and some handmade soaps.
28. home movies
    Why bother with the
    pricy theater when we
    can watch on streaming?
29. shopping mall makeover
    A new store here, a
    refurbished store there. Shoppers
    flock to their havens.
30. the intuitive eater
    Listen closely and
    you will hear your body ask
    for the correct food.
31. compulsive saving
    Squirreling away stray
    dollars in case of rainy
    year. It pays to save.
32. hot flashes, cold stares
    The bed is too hot.
    The bed is too cold. The bed
    is not to blame, dear.
33. your tax dollars at work
    Give every paycheck
    and give more at tax time and
    get cheap governance.
34. the tattered yard
    Mud holes surrounded
    by sprouting weeds and patchy
    grass. Needs an upgrade.
35. she takes good care of me
    A place for me to
    unwind, to be fed, to be
    treated like a king.
36. tornado alley
    Beware the darkened
    skies and nearby polygons
    for they bring ill winds.
37. the reign of the drag queens
    A man in a dress.
    But won’t somebody please think
    about the children?
38. the case of the $80 cinnamon rolls
    Apparently the
    kind rich folks eat on their yachts
    while sipping champagne.
39. standing room only
    A sea of bobbing
    heads, a breeze of skunky weed,
    a band set to rock.
40. to the dump
    The pickup only
    gets AM, hauling off our
    treasured pile of junk.
41. the great car cleanup
    We reach over and
    under seats to collect the
    mountains of discards.
42. gen pop
    Alabama builds
    more prisons while the people
    suffer in silence.
43. the super closet
    The wire shelves and
    baskets give every item
    a place to hang out.
44. puppy training pays off
    The obedient
    dog demonstrates his newfound
    calmer demeanor.
45. shorties at a concert
    Enjoy the back of
    someone’s head while sipping on
    an overpriced beer.
46. the poet’s charade
    Is this really a
    verse about me or someone
    else? It’s up to you.
47. weaponizing southernness
    Who are these weirdos
    selling biscuits in our back
    yard? Pricy and twee.
48. jackass, md
    He barely glances
    at the patient and huffs that
    he’s late to dinner.
49. all growing because of climate change
    Hurricanes, fires,
    droughts, rain showers, heat waves, floods,
    blizzards, tornadoes.
50. but i don’t get dance
    Their artistry moves
    you, their athleticism
    inspires wonder.
51. the death of a potato chip dynasty
    The damn yankees snatched
    up a hometown favorite
    just to watch it die.
52. the hardest person to forgive
    You screw up, and you
    get upset. But it’s OK
    to be imperfect.
53. dead to the world
    He would not get up,
    despite the yelling and the
    banging on the door.
54. the next big leap
    Ready for a change,
    stepping out into the world
    of books, beer, BAs.
55. football on skates
    Drop the puck, y’all, and
    let the brawl commence. Even
    the South loves hockey.
56. fail, fall, fool
    Will it be a good
    summer if you’re repeating
    the 10th grade?
57. counting macros
    This bite will cost me
    18 calories and an
    extra 20 reps.
58. summer’s coming
    Only a few more
    school days to go till the great
    forgetting begins.
59. don’t pay me in candy, weirdo
    I expected cash.
    Instead, I got a Twix and
    a goddamn Mars bar.
60. journey on the mississippi
    Paddling along the
    grand waterway in search of
    an old legacy.
61. living in trailers
    A cheap version of
    the American dream, home
    sweet mobile home.
62. too much celebrating at janet jackson
    The party guy is
    carefully escorted from
    his seat to the door.
63. the vinyl vanguard
    Fans who want a piece
    of the artist collect disks
    of recorded songs.
64. hot to trot
    Several suitors
    vie for sexy time with a
    foxy bachelorette.
65. the graduate 2023
    BA in TikTok
    with minor in CRT,
    ready for the real world.
66. tcby not
    Everyone has that
    one business they can’t support
    because it sucks bad.
67. learn the ropes
    Knots: fun to tie, hard
    to remember, not just for
    Boy Scouts and sailors.
68. ode to my therapist
    Listening to my
    nonsense and giving tips for
    over a decade.
69. listening is a superpower
    It takes focus and
    selflessness. We must truly
    engage with others.
70. careful folding
    Perfect creases turn
    common paper into a
    magnificent crane.
71. cookout prep
    Scrape the grill, prep the
    meat, stock up on charcoal and
    locate the lighter.
72. streamer’s paradise
    An effortless way
    with words, a gift for wasting
    precious time online.
73. gendered ghetto
    When you don’t fit the
    standard categories for
    awards in your field.
74. addicted to combat
    If the U.S, is
    good at one thing, it’s fighting
    in war after war.
75. ticketma$ter
    An artist must sell
    tickets, but must they use the
    worst company? Yes.
76. the challenge of cheap social media
    To learn more about
    us, endlessly scroll through our
    random Instagram.
77. on strike
    Writers bond while on
    the picket line, gathering
    momentum each day.
78. dietary needs
    More sugar, more carbs,
    a radical change in what
    I consume daily.
79. amphibians after hours
    Tiny frogs hopping
    into the pool to play and
    swim all through the night.
80. tome sweet tome
    She searched box after
    box, looking for an old book
    that’s been on her mind.
81. green tea at the japanese supermarket
    It’s here somewhere in
    the aisles, hiding among a
    bevy of products.
82. date night
    Get gussied up for
    an evening of fancy drinks
    and lavish dining.
83. moping around the house
    Too alone with no
    plans, no activities, just
    me and depression.
84. a fitness competition
    Who can do the most
    sit-ups, squats and miles? Winner
    gets a hernia.
85. murder city
    Bullets are flying,
    people are dying, and the
    cops are in the dark.
86. summer travel pro tip
    Better get to the
    airport early, so they can
    cancel your first flight.
87. carbon zero
    Take out all the stray
    dioxide and pump it straight
    into solid ground.
88. spirited away: the drama
    Master film becomes
    whole new beast as staged play with
    fantastic puppets.
89. try this one stupid trick to vanquish censorship
    Banned books are the best
    books, but you’ll have to find that
    out all on your own.
90. what a drag brunch
    Fabulous ladies
    bring mimosas, croon Gaga
    and spread love to all.
91. baker’s lament
    The layers aren’t quite
    flat enough, and the icing
    is full of loose crumbs.
92. attention deficit
    We compete for her
    favor, thinking up ways to
    win her heart and mind.
93. a depressive state
    Not so much dreaded
    as defeated. Familiar
    feeling of the funk.
94. the block of new garbage cans
    Up and down the street,
    they stand at attention for
    the garbage truck’s hook.
95. mid-morning bathroom break
    He came from nowhere
    to use the facilities,
    slipping out softly.
96. correspondence corner
    It’s always nice to
    get a thank you note, written
    with care and kindness.
97. summer is here
    Sprinklers and lightning
    bugs, cold drinks and barbecues,
    longer days for fun.
98. phantom boxcars
    The alarms clanged with
    the gates down, but no train passed
    through the lone crossing.
99. roe v. wade, 1973-2022
    Five justices quashed
    women’s reproductive rights
    in a single vote.
100. the first anniversary
     Today, we drink to
     our couplehood after 1
     year of lovely dates.
101. for the siskels and eberts
     Can a critic who
     hates the work offer a good,
     fair-minded review?

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1. death of a friendship
   They couldn’t see each
   other as they are now, but
   as who they were then.
2. stages of braces
   Anticipation,
   soreness, weird accent, soreness,
   swishing out food bits.
3. it all comes down to a sliver of voters
   Everyone sticks to
   their parties, and a group of
   moderates then chooses.
4. crucial conversations
   Moving from fight or
   flight to safety for all who
   fill up knowledge pool.
5. final stages
   He’s going to talk
   with his dad about elder
   care choices to come.
6. exploring the world of food
   They tried every new
   restaurant, reading menus,
   picking cool dishes.
7. the return of beavis and butt-head
   Teenage duo wreak
   havoc while cracking jokes at
   music videos.
8. the little burrito shop
   A family-run
   place where the burritos rule
   and the tacos strut.
9. where’s the mistletoe?
   A sprig can lead to
   a first kiss can lead to one
   more kiss can lead to …
10. funny ornaments
    Old school art projects,
    sports mascots, talking cartoons
    and assorted kitsch.
11. it’s the bought that counts
    Gift cards are perfect
    for control freaks: Spend this much
    at only this place.
12. tiktok: where issues go to die
    If it’s not happy
    happy, if it spotlights a
    cause, it’s banned all right.
13. four bags of clothes
    One to donate, one
    to trash. One to sell, one to
    give to a dear friend.
14. but who will stand for the white man?
    Embracing the right’s
    Christian nationalism
    makes for holy war.
15. war crimes in ukraine
    Putin brandishes
    his military might by
    killing families.
16. visions of winter
    Southerners dream of
    snow, but wake up to icy
    nightmares all around.
17. thermodynamically deficient
    Shivering around
    the house, in the car, at the
    store. Always too cold.
18. shopping maul
    Should we still look for
    the perfect gift, or will we
    make do with these socks?
19. virtual lap, virtual ear
    Santa takes time to
    field last-minute Zoom calls from
    those good boys and girls.
20. a christmas wish
    Could we lay down the
    guns for a day and start a
    little peace on earth?
21. thirty marvel movies and counting
    Are we tired of
    movies based on comic books?
    Watch IP freely.
22. what i did in 2022
    Met my girlfriend, got
    new job and computer, paid
    off all debt, walked miles.
23. hankering for tales, tall and otherwise
    More people are swayed
    by compelling stories than
    dry facts on their own.
24. over before it started
    Let’s resolve to make
    ourselves better in— Screw it
    and pass the cheesecake.
25. closing the year in a tizzy
    Spending the last week
    hurriedly trying to do
    everything listed.
26. the quiet countdown
    Nine, eight, seven, six,
    five, four, three, two, one. Happy
    New Year, we whisper.
27. new year’s wish
    Hoping for growth, peace
    and all things wonderful in
    2023.
28. pandemic year four
    The virus surges,
    and the death toll rises. Why
    aren’t we doing more?
29. photos of who i am now
    The most glaring change
    is the biggest smile that you’ve
    ever partaken.
30. old knees
    The legs work fine, save
    for creaky joints that sometimes
    need a little rest.
31. gingerbread housing
    The roof leaks icing,
    the windows are all muddy,
    the walls are falling.
32. pocket computers
    Use them to record
    moments, calculate bearings,
    learn about the world.
33. suggested food trucks
    Pancakes, whiskey snow
    cones, pies, chitlins, kimchi and
    deep-fried everything.
34. hop on a plane
    Take flight on an old
    747 to
    visit a new land.
35. southwest gone south
    Their planes stood frozen
    on the tarmac. Their agents
    unable to move.
36. streaming meltdown
    How do you win fans
    with mediocre programs
    and rising prices?
37. reverse to-do list
    She added items
    already done to keep track
    of her performance.
38. alas twitter
    Whoever thought that
    tweeting would prove to be more
    trouble than its worth?
39. murder central
    Bodies drop every
    day in the city. Nothing
    slows down the killing.
40. first time in south america
    Hopping continents
    to embrace new people and
    absorb more culture.
41. hiding the special ice cream
    It resides in the
    secret freezer to keep those
    pesky roommates out.
42. the nonviolence way
    Yell from the streets, march
    to and fro, let everyone
    know why we’re angry.
43. the office cleanup
    Pack, trash, shred, file, place
    on shelves, stow in baskets, sweep,
    rearrange, compact.
44. lower your standards
    Why have the best when
    you can have fourth best? Why try
    for unreachables?
45. the lone birthday present
    It wasn’t much, but
    it was enough to stave off
    lonely bitterness.
46. infinite diversity in infinite combinations
    The franchise, in its
    seventh decade, plows ahead
    with more fun and shock.
47. internal calendar
    We feel a younger
    age than we are. Our spirit
    shines through our wan flesh.
48. on the minibike
    The youngster puttered
    around the farm, causing the
    chickens to scatter.
49. family gathering
    Young’uns running the
    halls, parents in the kitchen,
    Grandma in the den.
50. the loudest children on earth
    They open their mouths
    like normal kids but emit
    high-decibel booms.
51. yipping and yapping
    Doggy duo ruled
    room with microaggressive
    barks and energy.
52. closed for private party
    You can’t come in: We’re
    busy celebrating your
    being kept outside.
53. epic house party
    Lots of food and drink,
    a great endless playlist and
    friends and family.
54. the tech revolution
    Easier to text
    the children than shout over
    and over for them.
55. putting the “ai” in haiku
    This is a haiku
    about the nature. Pine cones
    come from cones of pine.
56. the blizzard
    Trapped indoors with no
    means of escape. Surviving
    until help arrives.
57. nepo babies
    Well, these Hollywood
    roles won’t cast themselves, will they?
    They’ll be stars, big stars!
58. add 45 days
    It takes 21
    days for a new habit to
    take. But that’s a myth.
59. the kayak incident
    My partner went for
    a swim. When he tried to climb
    back in … in I went!
60. the long withdrawal
    The blinding headache
    of weaning yourself off of
    caffeine pierces all.
61. what’s the steering wheel doing way over there?
    Everyone here drives
    on the left. There’s no way I
    can get used to it.
62. beach bummed
    Got my sunscreen on.
    Got my cold drink and good book …
    uh oh, here comes rain.
63. party barge
    Beer and booze for all
    as we swim and cavort and
    snorkel in the bay.
64. nightly facetimes
    I needed to see
    that face, that smile, on my screen
    while away from home.
65. the podcaster’s dilemma
    To let the guest shine
    or to hog the spotlight while
    showing off their smarts.
66. improv rules
    Learning how to build
    each other’s ideas while
    not going for laughs.
67. bite by bite
    They finished off the
    remaining ice cream and licked
    the bowl super clean.
68. forming new habits
    Every action you
    take is a vote for the type
    you wish to become.
69. strip mining memories
    Creative process
    includes plumbing deep depths of
    psyche for details.
70. the chatgpt dad joke
    I asked the chatbot
    for a doctor’s note, but it
    gave me excuses.
71. and chicken thighs
    Food is love. Cooking
    special dishes for special
    someone takes real heart.
72. ai takeover
    An approximate
    thinking engine is enough
    to fool most of us.
73. the path of elder care
    A winding trip through
    insurance and nursing homes
    and health aides and death.
74. party at amanda’s
    Head to basement for
    rocking out with local band,
    banana in hand.
75. i love you
    I said it, and I
    meant it. Don’t know why it took
    so long to utter.
76. furry rave
    Dress for bed and for
    a party with some panda
    PJs and glow stick.
77. tying the room together
    Throw out the shabby
    old rug, and throw down a new
    beauty to walk on.
78. the pegasus effect
    Governments use these
    military-grade tools to
    spy on civilians.
79. black life revealed
    Zora studied new
    cultures by taking part in
    songs and rituals.
80. the dinner that almost wasn’t
    He forgot to make
    the reservations, and the
    joint was filling fast.
81. moving offices
    They cleared out their small
    cubicles, hit the lights and
    left the rest behind.
82. the lasting of ‘the last of us’
    Wandering through a
    hellscape of zombies and rogues.
    *shakes fist at fungus*
83. the evolution of amazon
    Books to everything
    to knock-offs and “Lord of the
    Rings” and prescriptions.
84. one step back
    Twists and turns on the
    road to sobriety can
    include relapses.
85. why are we afraid of black history?
    Destroy all of our
    libraries and flog teachers
    who do not obey.
86. a one thread count
    Sheets made of burlap
    that scratch the skin and crackle
    when placed on the bed.
87. a dozen concerts on the calendar
    Wherever the bands
    play, whatever time they start,
    we’re gonna see them.
88. pothole city
    Cars bounce and tires
    pop on the unkempt roads of
    our metropolis.
89. the message of hip-hop
    A true 21st-
    century town crier who
    tells us where it’s at.
90. race cars and thimbles
    Traipsing through a flat
    Atlantic City to buy
    property for cheap.
91. the death of twitter
    All that was left was
    a self-styled pretender and
    adoring minions.
92. quite the racquet
    Not enough spaces
    for tennis, pickleball. We’ll
    settle it in court.
93. junk food jamboree
    Patties and buns in
    juicy combat to decide
    best burger in town.
94. the magic window
    Glimpses of life on
    active rotation, highlights
    and precious moments.
95. puzzlers
    Spending time sorting
    by edges and colors to
    build a large portrait.
96. brighter days ahead
    The lie of the clock
    is that it’s earlier than
    it was yesterday.
97. the modern awards show
    Flashy staging and
    slick graphics with the same old
    bigwigs and speeches.
98. f is for fentanyl
    Kills without remorse
    this opioid scourge that hides
    in everyday drugs.
99. pie oh my
    Cherry, chocolate,
    chess, apple, pumpkin, Key lime,
    blueberry, pecan.
100. am i hungry?
     Learning to trust the
     body for signals to feed
     and to stop feeding.
101. yelp wanted
     Scroll through the choices,
     pick a new restaurant for
     dinner on a dare.